The red guy shouted, "Attack!"
Oh no. Here we go. Blood, violence, destruction. I can already see it happening. But first…
You know what else is deadly? A heart attack.
A priest collapses mid-sermon via heart attack and wakes up in a hospital bed. He blinks up at the ceiling and mutters, "Am I in heaven?"
A nurse leans over. "No. We're just taking a shortcut through the children's ward."
…
Anyway, back to reality. The red bastard wanted a fight
He ordered all the people who came from the spaceships to attack and they would surely oblige this red fcuker.
They have successfully landed on five continents out of seven of this world.
I am glad that no one landed on Titilis continent. My family is there.
Only Gangbang, Cuckwell, Hornyler, Hentaiger and Penisilia were attacked. Thought I should remind you.
Fetisia and Titilis were the only continents that were safe and I think they are safe because they are the smallest. The red man didn't bother to deal with small things. He would probably ignore me if I go by this logic.
[ You are not small. ]
'Huh? How can you be so sure?'
[ I gave you a Skill that made you big. Did you forget, Dig Bick? ]
I sighed.
'I am not talking about that. I meant as a whole. I am small compared to that monster. My body, I mean. He might ignore me. This Alien King is equal to him in height though. They might duke it out on their own and I will get to stay back.'
[ No. I am pretty sure he is here to take over this planet. And for that, he will challenge the ruler. Which is none other than you. So good luck. ]
'I only hope this monster has a sense of humor. I might get away if I share some jokes.'
[ If you shared your jokes then he will definitely kill you. ]
'Shut up. I need to focus.'
[ Sure. ]
The Supreme Man stopped talking and I used my Skill to see everything happening all around.
[ OurTube Premium ]
This was the name of the Skill and with this I can see everything.
The creatures from the spaceships landed on the continents of us Humans and they were wreaking havoc.
I am glad that I transferred the common people away to Fetisia, the most the creatures could do now is to kill the Heroes who were there on the attacked continents.
In total, there were fifty heroes.
One Hero was Erect who was with me and one Hero was Cock Bang who died because I jumped on him. So that leaves only 48 heroes to defend the three continents.
That's sixteen heroes for each continent. Wow. My maths is good.
Anyway, since there are no common people and soldiers on the attacked continents, I can call all the heroes here and with them, I can fight with this red monster.
Yeah. That sounds like a plan.
The Gangbang continent isn't under attack and the Cuckwell continent is being attacked but the Aliens are fighting well. They are way bigger in comparison to the number of Heroes. They would handle themselves. Or even if they don't, I couldn't care less.
"Why isn't he attacking us, my lord?" Erect asked.
We were still looking at the red guy from over the wall.
"I don't know. Maybe he is waiting for something." I guessed.
The Alien King, Sexis, clenched his fists.
"Whatever he anticipates, we will prevail. I refuse to allow my world to fall under his tyranny. They have no rightful claim to trespass upon our lands!"
Me and Erect both turned our heads at Sexis.
"Are you even hearing yourself?" Erect said.
"You fuckers invaded this planet first." I said.
The Alien king sighed.
"Our arrival was never driven by the desire for conflict, Hero King. We sought only sanctuary, yet in your fear, you chose aggression. Do we not possess the inherent right to defend ourselves? But still, I ask for your forgiveness—for your loved ones we were forced to take the life of. We, too, were consumed by fear, and we, too, have mourned our own fallen."
"He fell in love with you, my lord."
"No he is not. If you can't understand then don't just assume."
I shook my head and translated for Erect.
"He is saying he also lost his people. His people have also fallen because of us. Both Humans and Aliens were at fault and to be honest, he is right about it. After all, they never came to this planet like that red guy with missiles and all. That guy is here with ill intentions and he is not even hiding it."
"I get it. But what now? We have to save our planet." Erect focused on the important thing.
I turned my head at Sexis.
"You have many Aliens under you. Send some of them to our three continents that are being attacked. My heroes are very few in numbers. They won't be able to hold on against such a big army."
"But if I were to allocate them elsewhere, who then would safeguard the common aliens residing within my continents?"
Common Aliens, huh. The word 'common' left the chat long ago, mate.
But still, I'll do something about this.
"If I transfer the common Aliens to the Fetisia continent, will that be fine? Then you can distribute your forces."
"That would be most gracious of you, Racis, my friend."
"But you have to promise me that those Aliens won't attack anyone in the Fetisia continent. I don't care about your nature or shit. I want no killing from them. Got it?"
"Rest assured, my friend, I shall decree that no harm befall any Humans. Should we triumph, let us relinquish the enmity that has long stood between us. Yet, in return, I seek a solemn vow from you as well."
"What do you want?"
"I saw the notification in the sky stating that you have declared your intent to commit an act of sexual aggression against the Alien King—who, I must remind you, is myself. I would greatly appreciate it if you refrained from doing so."
Oh that.
"Do I look like someone who'd actually do that? Wait—don't answer that. Either way, it was a joke. The Supreme Man is a habitual liar."
"Splendid. Then I shall decree that my warrior aliens strike down the aggressors, while the common aliens are to remain restrained, causing no harm to Humans or the other sentient beings dwelling there."
I nodded.
"I am transferring your people to Fetisia then."
I instantly used the [ Illegal Immigrants ] skill and sent all the common Aliens in the Fetisia Continent.
The people who were already there would panic seeing so many aliens so I have to assure them too.
'These Aliens won't attack you, people. Stay calm. Be friendly. Everything will be okay. I am the Hero King.'
I conveyed the message to everyone and I didn't look at Fetisia further. I have more things to do.
"I have likewise deployed my alien forces to Hornyler, Hentaiger, and Penisilia." Sexis said.
"Good. Now I will call the Heroes here."
I used the transfer skill again and…
SWISH!
All forty eight heroes arrived in front of me.
I also called them behind the wall.
"My lord!"
"What is going on?"
"These people are too strong."
"Thank you for calling us here!"
The Heroes thanked me but I don't have time for that.
"Listen everyone, we will fight that red guy together. Alright?" I said.
"Who that?"
Heroes didn't know.
"Right. You haven't seen him. Well, see for yourself."
I moved to the side and all the Heroes looked over the wall.
They saw the red guy and after seeing him, they instantly ducked their heads.
"My lord," One Hero said.
"Yes?"
"Send us back."
I knew it. I have to assure them.
"No. He only looks scary. If we fight together we will win. The Alien king is also with us. We are the strongest right now. What do you say?"
"We are not interested."
"I am not offering you a movie. That's an order."
"But you are the Hero King!" One Hero argued.
"So? It's not like he is asking for me specially."
I said.
I regretted.
Because…
"The King of Humans. Show yourself."
The monster asked for me specially.
The Heroes heard his voice for the first time and their fear grew intense.
"Come out the King of Humans!"
The monster shouted this time.
I have to do something.
I roamed my eyes around all the Heroes and I found someone.
"Beater," I said. "From hereby, I grant you a promotion. You are the Hero King now. Congratulations."
"What? No, my lord. What are you saying? I don't want such a promotion. Heck, demote me to a security guard."
"No. I am impressed with your dedication and strength. You deserve it."
"Like hell. I don't deserve shit. I literally masturbated in front of you."
"Because you are brave. It's time to show your bravery again. You are the Hero King and he is calling you. This world needs you."
"Fuck the world. Say something, everyone. This is wrong."
Beater asked for support.
"If anyone opposes Beater's promotion then they will get promoted instead." I said.
The Heroes looked at each other and then…
"Congratulations, Beater."
They patted Beater's back.
"You are the Hero King now."
"Good luck."
"Expecting great things from you."
"Kill that red muscle mass over there."
The Heroes praised Beater and Beater could only look left and right.
"This is so wro-"
"Come out, Human King! I am waiting!"
"Just a second, mister." I replied to the red guy and walked towards Beater.
"No. No. Don't do this. I will die."
"You know, Beater. With great power comes great responsibility. Don't run away now."
"Don't do this. I beg you."
I held Beater's hand, left hand to be exact, for obvious reasons.
"You have to go. You have to set an example for all of us."
"You bastard. You fucking shitty comedia-"
WHOOSH!
I threw Beater over the wall.
"Aaaaaaaaaaaa!"
Beater went flying towards the red man and the red man showed a wide grin.
"Come to your death."
He spread his arms and when Beater was just about to fall in front of him, the red man, with great timing, clapped his hands.
PUKK!
Me, Sexis and all the other Heroes wrinkled their nose as that was not a normal clap.
Between the impact of the clap, it was Beater's head.
The red man killed Beater just by a clap.
I gulped.
I turned around.
I looked at the Heroes standing in front of me and with a smile…
"Who wants the next promotion?"