Lazing on a lay-z boy, playing games, eating chips and drinking Mountain Dew without any worries is arguably one of the better perks of being a god. After my plans of 'going-out-with-a-bang!-but-not-really' got foiled and being employed (read: coerced) to work as a maid, it has honestly been a slow life since then, honestly I think someone changed the genre.
While my senpai is kinda a perfectionist with a short fuse, I guess it's not that bad, I even visit the other world from time to time and Vampy seems to get more clingy as the days go by, she isolated herself in a frozen castle off in the west, I'm afraid she's going to end up as someone antisocial who wouldn't even be able to start a conversation with anyone… eh? Pot meet kettle? Ha ha ha, I'm terribly sorry for being an introvert, but I'm not that bad am I? I like to think that is one of my charms…
Well anyways, The Demon Lord is living a simple life with Sariel, after I healed her soul damage, so she would not be dying anytime soon, I said it didn't I? 'No matter what anyone says, I won't accept any ending that doesn't leave the Demon Lord smiling.' I definitely make good on my promises.
Oni-kun travels the world alone helping anyone who needs help, he probably still feels guilty for everything he went through but he's also trying to make peace with it so gambare Oni-kun. Shun has accepted his fate of being a harem protagonist that has to make sure his heroines gets along, and also keep his scary sister in check. I guess even harem protagonists have it hard huh.
Oka-sensei gathered the remaining half-elves in the world and is looking after them and other reincarnations that decided to stay with her, while some of the other reincarnations are living various lifestyles. Although I destroyed the system, magic still exist but it's very difficult to use, and people are still physically strong as well.
All in all, I think I did good so it's okay for me to laze around a little bit right? I can be a neet as much as I want right?
*FWOOSH*
Ah, but it seems the gods will not allow it, after all it is a god that just teleported into my room.
"Shiro! I have a deal for you!" She says as she walks and sit on a chair that just appeared out of thin air and starts eating… wait aren't those my chips? "Yes they are" she responds, arghh get out of my head D! Breaking into someone's room, you know I can call the police for this right? Gods get arrested too you know. Well, even though you didn't technically break anything, this is still breaking and entering. Also robbery for stealing my chips.
Knowing this would go nowhere, I look at her with all the displeasure I can muster. "Oh come on, don't be like that Shiro, this will be interesting, I'll even make it worth your while" you better restock my chips you thieving cat.
Sighing I pick up my can of Mountain Dew and take a sip, fine what do you want you evil incarnate "That's my girl" she replies happily as if I just fell into her trap, knowing D, that might even be true.
Preparing myself to receive a lengthy explanation, what I am instead presented with is a dossier with a title that reads; 'How to deal with your alien problems' I immediately feel a trepidation. D, NO!
"D, YES!" She says with that sinister smile of hers
A portal opens under my lay-z boy and I start falling through
D, you bastard!… At least let me finish my Mountain Dew!!
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Softly landing on a sky rise roof, I am tempted to send curses to D even though I know it won't work.
Ah that damn D, what if I had fell to my death?… Okay I know that's not possible but let me complain damn it. *Sighs* Looking around from the roof I landed in, I take in the view of my surroundings, at least it's a modern world but I've learned not to judge things too quickly, not with the previous world hiding sci-fi themes behind the fantasy.
*Sighs* I've been sighing a lot recently haven't I?… *Sighs* I could just teleport back to my apartment right? but it's D we are talking about here, she would definitely just send me back and then we will just keep going back and forth with each other, I don't want to waste energy on something like that.
Sitting more comfortably on my chair, I create a barrier around me that renders me invisible while I pick up the dossier on my lap, might as well. So what am I dealing with here?
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After reading through the dossier, my feelings could be summarized in one sentence: 'I want to go home'. No no no, that's even an understatement. It does not make sense right? While some of the details might be iffy since D would obviously not tell me everything, the few here just tells me this world is way worse than the other world… Modern world? Sci-fi? Forget that, this is straight up horror and apocalypse. I want my slice of life back, I promise I won't even be a neet anymore… Okay, I promise I will try not to neet too much. Something many things are definitely wrong in this place.
Haaaa, is D trying to punish me or something? Did she find out I've been using her credit card for my game subscriptions? She definitely did, didn't she?
Ah! Is this why she taught me how to bypass precognition, even though it doesn't let me escape from her? How long has she been planning to send me here anyways? *sighs* let's not think about that for now. What I need is information and a place to laz— I mean a place to base.
Standing up from my chair, I walk over to the edge of the roof and look at the city before me and where I'll probably be staying for the foreseeable future, it does not look nice, just from the souls I can see from up here, they all look so weary as if they are just winging through life. Just what do you expect me to do here, D?
No use thinking about it, I immediately open my sub space around the roof and my spider clones (the information gathering type) starts pouring out, alright I guess I'll find a place to stay while gathering information at the same time.
Apparently fighting dragons, elves, terminator robots, and gods were not enough, now I (probably) have to fight aliens?
"Nai wa"