Hmm, where do i begin, ahh yes, my name is Jimothy Leeroy Jenkins, i go by jimmy moslty. My life was very boring so i'll keep it short, school was school not much to say, worked hard to get free tuition, succeeded and then some, had minimal friends, studied alot straight 95% or higher in my grades except for history. It was just so boring like a broken recorder, empire rises greed,human idiocy or jealousy destroys said empire and repeat. Ikr dreadfully boring.
Now where was I, aah yess went to collage got a phd in physics, then was like fuck it lets do it again got another in chemistry and then again in biology mostly genetics. You see like most people with no social life my hobbies were games,series,anime,movies and a lil bit of hentai, cough cough. Anyway got a nice job as a reasearcher studying particals and the effects on carbon based life forms, boring i know.
So there i was 64 years old lived a good life all things considered, never married though was to busy, money was ok, never worried about running out but meh. You might be wondering why i am out here monologing, well you see i died, i know wierd right, big ass truck just appeared and bam, i am a splatter on the road. Moving on you see its wierd right how am i thinking if im dead, thats the thing, all around me is darkness with feight dots in the distance and sometimes they come closer and i float on by. Forever moving through the void.
It felt like forever witch in hindsight it probly was, thats when i saw it, more like registered it or them. A hovering glob of coloured lights, swirling around what seemed like a black hole and then it asked me if i what i was doing here. I responded saying idk why im here, when or how i got here just that i am. The respons i got was that i should not be in the void outside time and space and thats when everything changed, i got moved to another dimension of white. It took me longer than id like to admit to adjust to the new space at leaat the entity was very patient with me. When i came to i saw wierd white red and gold swirling patterns all around and a redgold chair with a entity sitting and watch something on what seemed to be a very wierd laptop.
It noticed my soul adjusted to the space and asked if i would like to be reincarnated as compensation for being acidentaly left in the void beyond space and time for countless eons. Me being a avid enjoyer of the finer things in life of said yes, not cause the void scared me and going back there i might just lose the last of my very small amout of sanity i had left.
The enviorment changed again the something new and i noticed what seemed to be a big roulette wheel. So first things first, the entity said, you can choose a world you wish to reincarnate in and costumize you new body as well as spin the wheel once.
'So it begins' i thought to myself. I really loved that tv series SG 1. The entire concept was so intrueging and seemes to hold alot of unexplored secrets. I chose stargate SG 1 universe. And where i want to start, for that i chose the wierd planet where those parasites evolved. Next time for my body, for this i went more humanoid that human cause human are so dreadfully boring, i still like human women though its just i feel like after living for 60 something years and never really getting anywhere, made me realise i need a stronger body, smarter mind and longer lifespan if im going to acomplish anything on a galactic scale.
Now for my body i went with a bit of a draconic look. About 1.9m in height, a little musculer, more swimmer than bodybuilder but got nice streamlined muscles with a define sixpack, V line, and shapely pecks like 60% captain america. My height does not include my horns that are about 27cm, they start on my forehead and curve little back, almost like Hellboy, but glossy black. My hair is about shoulder length dark red with black ends. Skin colour is lightly tanned where i dont have scales. I have normal human looking hands with retractable claws about 5cm in length. My scales go up to my elbows and from my feet till my waist. I have a thick dragon tail that is very flexible. 2 beautifull black red wings coming out of my shoulderblades. Ofc i gave myself i full dragon dick, slightly barbed tip with gradual thickening till a slight knot. About 26cm in length, a real bitch breaker, it also retracts into a sheath for safety with scaled internal balls to always be safe. My body is mostly humanoid in shape to make clothing or armour wearable, seeing as where im going ill the only one of my kind, with mostly humanoid races and clothing.
I made my DNA very complex but also very simple see i can breed with any race or species, also its imposible to clone me or tamper with my DNA. My brain is also highly advanced, perfect recall, massive storage and learning speed and capability, good language comprehention and completely impervious to these parasites, my body would just attack and destroy them when the enter my body.
Now for the time i chose about 2 years before the invasion of earth, to give me some time to get things in order, seeing as im on a world with very little trafic good enviorment and a stargate i can go alot of places if needed and will have a little time to myself to get ready for all the fun i never got the have in my last life.
Now everything is in order lets spin the wheel of wierd, i say that cause from what i can see it have alot of different thing, systems, abilties, knowledge and more. Okay ready, go! It took a while to slow down when it did i saw alot juicy things gamer systems, trading systems, reality warping powers and more, when i started slowing and came to a stop, i was confused because all it said was locked world hopping system, meaning i get 1 world and it random, i mean its not the worst but i dont see how it will help me in stargate, meh YOLO i pressed recieve and a floating swirl of light entered my head. Thats when my soul screamed and groaned and cracked, while also healing, evolving and rebuilding itself to make space for the system.
The entity looked over made a soind akin to a huff then groan and sent me on my way. I was falling it felt like, i think, more like being spagettified downwards then there was a pop and then darkness.