{Ding! Congratulations Host for awakening the One Piece Haki System}
{System has detected host has entered into the world number: DX-498322, also known as the world of Naruto Uzumaki.}
{Scanning the host parameters for further analysis, please stand by.}
{Scanning the world of Naruto Uzumaki, for further analysis, please stand by.}
{Adjusting the parameters of the system to fit in the world, please stand by.}
{Updating the system, Please stand by.}
Rudra stood stunned in silence as heard the voice ringing in his head before bursting out into laughter. "WAHAHAHAHAHA!!! YOUR DADDY ALSO HAS A SYSTEM!!! WATCH OUT B*TCHES!!!"
He was unable to contain his inner glee after hearing the voice. The world of Naruto was a harsh one, and having a 'golden finger' in the form of a system gave him a feeling of security like never before.
He started daydreaming again about standing on the summit of the world challenging Madra to a dance battle of the epic proportions.
"Hey system, can you tell me what you do?"
{Please shut up host, the system is updating. Don't disturb the system for the next half an hour.}
Rudra: ??????
'What the hell? All the other protagonists have systems that fawn over them. Why is my system so rude? Is there a glitch or something? There must be one. No way my system is a rude one.'
Having assured himself in his mind, Rudra started to daydream again while laughing creepily as he waited for half an hour to pass.
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{Ding. The system has finished updating successfully. Welcome to One Piece Haki System ver 1.1}
{To better fit in the world of Naruto which is ruled by the bloodlines, the system suggests that the host picks a surname}
"I need a surname, huh?" Being an orphan in his previous life, Rudra had no surname. He simply adapted a surname he found cool. Thinking about cool names, he thought the first obvious one was.
"That's it! My name is Rudra Uzumaki from now on! And I'll be the Hokage Dattebayo!!" Rudra said with a smug grin on his face.
{Ding! The system has rejected the name, host please pick another surname.}
"Huh? Why did my name get rejected? It's a great name!!"
{System urges the host to think for a second using his not-so-developed brain. The land of Whirlpool is gone, and so are all the Uzumaki's. Any survivors found are imprisoned and exploited. Unless the host wants to end up on the operating table of an eyeball fetish guy, the system suggests the host pick another name.}
Rudra felt a shiver go down his spine as thought about what the system said and ended up on the workbench of Danzo Shimura, having no doubts in his mind about his intentions.
"Damn it, what other good surnames are there? Namikaze? No, too flashy, I'd die under Sarutobi's hands if I picked that. Uchiha? Hell no. Senju like a certain princess? Ugh, she can fend off people by being a sannin, I can't. Who else?" Rudra tried his hardest to come up with a good one but ended up coming empty-handed.
{System sees host struggling to pick a name, will the host like to use the auto name picking feature from the system?}
"You couldn't say you had something so convenient with you before? Go ahead, pick a good name for Daddy."
{Acknowledged. Devising a name for the host. Successfully generated. Welcome to the system host.}
Name: Rudra D. Ōtsutsuki
Age: 16
Chakra: Even a 3-year-old has more chakra than this.
Physical Strength: Weaker than a shut-in NEET
Haki: Unawakened
Overall Verdict: Utter Trash (You need help)
Rudra:??????
Looking at the words floating in front of his face, the only feeling was utter confusion. "Hey System, what is this Haki thingy? Don't fool me, I am a one-piece connoisseur I'll have you know. I have watched a whole 30 episodes of it. Also, what do these words mean?? Utter trash? You are utter trash, yer mum is utter trash, your whole family is utter trash!!"
"Also, what's up with my name?? I understand the Ōtsutsuki, but what does the D mean?"
{The things you see are just facts host. The system will explain about Haki when the time is right. The sooner you realise it, the better. The D. stands for 'the will of D.'}
"Facts your mother!! Also, what does the will of D. mean anyway? The will of Dic-"
{System has detected the host is rude towards its system, to facilitate better communication, the host has been given a punishment.}
"Punishment, what punishment?" Feeling bewildered, Rudra looked at the words in front of him before feeling an unprecedented pain flow through his body as an electric shock ran through his body leaving his body twitching on the floor. After what seemed like an eternity but was in fact 30 seconds, the pain stopped.
{Will the host change its behaviour now?}
Feeling the pain in his body, Rudra eyebrows twitched before he roared, "CHANGE YOUR MOTHER YOU-"
{System has detected no change in the behaviour of the host, extending the punishment.}
"AAHHHHHHHHH!!!"
{Does the host see the error in his ways and will strive for a change now?}
"See your mothe- AHHHHH!!!!"
{Does the host see the error in his ways and will strive for a change now?}
"Suck my di- AAHHHHHH!!!!"
{Does the host see the error in his ways and will strive for a change now?}
"FUCK YOU YOU LITTLE - AAHHHHHH!!!"
{Does the host see the error in his ways and will strive for a change now?}
After a long time, the body stopped twitching as Rudra sprawled on the floor staring blankly at the ceiling.
'A wise man knows how to pick up his battles. I'll let him have this one.' With this thought on his mind, Rudra put on a fawning face and replied. "You are absolutely right Mr. System. It was my fault. You are the father, I am the child. Whatever you say goes."
{System does not accept you as their kid.}
{Issuing a reward for good behaviour: A Newbie Gift Pack. Do you want to open the reward?}
Rudra's eyes brightened at the mention of a reward. Without wasting any time, he nodded his head fervently. "Yes I do!! Please give me the reward."
{Ding!! Issuing the reward: A new identity in this world, A new house and 100,000 ryo, a physique from one piece with no theoretical limits. Integrating the host with the physique now. Please note, the integration process will be the most pain you ever felt in your entire life. Integration begins in 3...2...1...}
Rudra grinned from ear to ear while reading the first few lines, but the more he read the paler his complexion became until a feeling of despair set in his guts after reading the last line. "Hey! Let's talk about this!! What do you mean most pain you - AAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!! FUCK YOUR M*THER YOU SICK SON OF A-"
He fainted.