Lingsifeng looked up and saw the scattered torches emitting misty light. A dirty long pole could be vaguely seen, indicating that the inn behind the dark door was the head of a giant monster.
An hour ago, we witnessed a very indecent melee at the Broken Drum Restaurant. People may think it's a notorious and vulgar pub, but that's not the case. It is a notorious upper class tavern, with customers who are quite respectable, although they may have some rough dignity - they may fight and kill, but when they fight, they are very easy-going, equal to each other, and have no malicious intentions in their hearts. Even children can go in and have a glass of lemon juice, what could be the worst thing they could encounter? It's just a slap on the back of the head, and even this will have to wait for his mother to hear that he has expanded his vocabulary. If the atmosphere is peaceful and it is certain that the librarian will not appear tonight, the shop owner may even place a few bowls of peanuts at the bar.
The giant monster's head is another kind of manure pit, with a completely different odor. If customers here reform themselves, take care of themselves from head to toe, and improve their entire image to unrecognizable, then they may - just possibly - have the hope of being treated as scum of society. And in Huangquan, dregs are dregs.
By the way, the sign hanging on the pole is not a signboard. When naming it, they decided to call this place 'Giant Monster Head', which was not just for fun.
Ling Sifeng felt a wave of nausea as he tightly hugged the grumbled hat box to his chest and walked into the store.
quiet. Silence enveloped them, very thick, as if a dozen toxic substances were emitting a gas that could turn ordinary brains into cheese. Doubtful eyes gazed at them through the thick fog.
Two dice clattered and stopped on the table. The sound sounded extremely loud, and it was likely not the lucky number displayed by Lingsi Feng.
Konina walked into the room, looking dignified and surprisingly petite in stature. Lingsifeng followed behind her, feeling the gaze of dozens of guests falling on her. He glanced aside and saw some malicious faces; These people would kill him without even thinking about it, and in fact, they would find it much easier to kill him than to think about it.
A decent tavern has a bar counter, with only a row of short, chubby black bottles and two large wooden barrels on the partition against the wall.
The silence tightened like a tourniquet. Lingsi Feng thought to himself, now, we could be at any moment
A big guy covered in fat pushed the stool under his buttocks, stood up swaying, and blinked at his companion with a sinister aura. He had only a fur vest and a leather fig leaf all over his body, and when he opened his mouth, it looked like a wrinkled hole.
Are you looking for a man, little lady? "He said.
She looked up at him.
Please don't get close
The snake like laughter wriggled in the room. Konina's mouth slammed shut like a mailbox.
Ah, "the big man giggled," not bad, I just like this kind of energetic girl -
Konina extended a hand. That's a pale blur, pausing here and there for a moment. After a few seconds of disbelief, the person let out a moan and curled up, moving extremely slowly.
The people in the tavern rushed forward, only the spiritual wind retreated. His instinct was for him to escape, but he knew that this instinct would immediately cost him his life. Outside is the underworld. No matter what happens to him next, the location of the incident can only be here. This idea is really not very reassuring.
One hand covered his mouth. The other two snatched the hat box from his arms.
Konina crossed over to him, picked up her skirt, and kicked the target next to Lingsi Feng's waist with a clean and swift motion. Someone whimpered in his ear and then collapsed in despair. The girl elegantly turned around, grabbed two wine bottles, and smashed the bottom of the bottles on the table. When they fell to the ground, the serrated end was already aimed in front of her. The Mobock Dagger, as it is called in slang.
Faced with them, customers with giant brains have lost interest one after another.
Someone snatched the hat, "Ling Sifeng moved her dry lips," they slipped through the back door
She gave him a glare and then ran out. The chaotic crowd in the giant monster's head automatically dodged, as if recognizing a shark of its own kind. Taking advantage of the fact that these people had not yet formed an accurate judgment of themselves, Lingsifeng hurriedly followed behind her and ran away.
They ran into another alley and took big strides forward. Lingsifeng tried his best to go hand in hand with that girl; People following behind her are prone to encountering sharp objects, and he is not sure if she can remember that he is on the same front as her, no matter what front it is.
A drizzle drifted aimlessly in the sky. A faint blue light appeared at the end of the alley.
Wait a minute
The fear in Lingsi Feng's voice was too strong, even she couldn't help but slow down her pace.
What's wrong
Why did he stop
I'll ask, "Konina said firmly.
Why is he covered in snow all over
She stopped, turned around, crossed her hands on her hips, and impatiently tapped one foot on the damp cobblestone ground.
Lingsifeng, we've only known each other for an hour, and you've already surprised me a lot - how could you live so long
Okay, but I survived, didn't I? I have some talent in this area. Feel free to ask anyone. I'm addicted
What are you addicted to
Life. I have been addicted to it for a long time and still have no intention of quitting, so believe me, there is definitely a problem there
Konina turned around and looked at the figure surrounded by the blue light. It seems to be staring at something in its hand.
Snowflakes kept falling on his shoulders, resembling particularly severe dandruff. Deadly dandruff. Lingsifeng has an instinctive intuition for such things, and he also has a deep suspicion that the person has gone to a place where shampoo is no longer needed.
They rubbed forward along a shiny wall.
There is indeed something strange about this person, "she admitted.
Do you mean he actually had a private blizzard
Anyway, he doesn't seem to care. He's smiling
The silly smile frozen on my face, if I had to say it
The person had icicles hanging from both hands, and they were opening the lid of the box; The eighth light of the principal's hat shone upwards, revealing a pair of greedy eyes that were already covered in a thick layer of frost.
Do you know? "Konina asked.
Ling Sifeng shrugged his shoulders. I've seen him on the street, "he said." Is this person called Larry the Fox, Fitz the Weasel, or something else? Anyway, he's a rodent. He's just a thief. Humans and animals are harmless
He looks really cold, "Konina trembled.
I guess he has arrived at a warmer place. Don't you think we should cover the box
There is no danger at all now. The sound of the hat came from the light. Just like this, all enemies of magic will be extinct.
Lingsifeng is not prepared to believe a hat's words.
We need something to close the lid, "he murmured." A dagger or something. You don't happen to have one, do you
Turn your eyes away, "she warned.
Another rustle and a smell of perfume.
You can turn back now
The other party handed Lingsifeng a twelve inch long flying knife. He carefully picked it up and found that the tiny metal particles at the edge of the blade were shining.
Thank you, "he turned around," won't it make you useless, will it
I have something else
Of course
Ling Sifeng extended the knife with great caution. As you approach the box, the blade gradually turns white and begins to smoke. He felt a chill hit his hand and couldn't help but sob a few times - it was a burning, sharp chill that crawled up his arm, firmly attacking his spirit. He forced his stiff fingers to move, and with great effort, the tip of the knife finally touched the edge of the box cover.
The bright light dissipated, the snowflakes turned into sleet, and finally melted into drizzle.
Konina gently pushed him aside and pulled the box out of the man's frozen arm.
I really wish we could do something for him. It's not good to just leave him here
He won't mind, "Lingsifeng said confidently.
That's right, but we can at least let him lean against the wall
Ling Sifeng nodded and reached out to grab the Ice Thief's arm. The person slipped away from his hand and fell onto the cobblestone road.
And it shattered all over the ground.
Konina looked at the fragments on the ground.
Uh, "she said.
At the other end of the alley, there was some movement at the back door of the giant monster's head. Ling Sifeng felt the dagger being taken away by someone, then wiped his ears and flew over, following a flat track into the goalpost twenty yards away. Someone's outstretched head hurriedly retracted.
We'd better leave here, "Konina ran up." Is there anywhere we can hide from, your place
I usually sleep in college, "Ling Sifeng followed up bouncing and jumping.
You must never go back to university. The hat roared at the bottom of the box. Lingsi Fengxin nodded in confusion. Anyway, that idea doesn't appeal to him either.
Besides, they don't allow women to enter after dark, "he said.
What about before dark
Same
Konina sighed and said, "That's stupid. Why are you wizards so resistant to women
Lingsifeng frowned. We cannot resist or touch women, "he said," that's the key
An ominous gray mist swept across the dock of Mobock, and the mist merged into droplets that dripped from the ropes, entangling the drunken roofs and appearing in the alleys. There is a view that night docks are even more dangerous than springs. At least four people have realized the authenticity of this statement, including two highway robbers, one who stole it, and one who only touched Konina's shoulder to inquire about the time.
Do you mind if I ask a question? "Ling Sifeng walked past the unfortunate pedestrian, leaving him curled up on the ground in pain alone.
Hello
I mean, I don't want to offend you
Hmm
I just noticed that
Hmm
Your way of treating strangers is very unique, "Lingsifeng said, immediately bowing his head to dodge, but nothing happened.
What are you doing down there? "Konina asked impatiently.
Sorry
I know what you're thinking. There's nothing I can do. I'll follow my father
So who is your father, the barbarian Ke'en? "Lingsifeng grinned, indicating that he was just joking. At least his lips were desperately curling up.
There's no need to make fun of this, wizard
What
It's not my fault
Lingsi Feng's lips moved silently. Sorry, "he said," did I hear you correctly? Your father is really a barbarian, Kern
That's right, "the girl frowned at Lingsifeng." Everyone needs a father, "she added," even you're no exception, I guess
She poked her head out from the street corner to investigate.
Safe. Come on, "she said. They continued to stride forward on the wet pebbles, and she continued the conversation, "I guess your father is probably a wizard
I'm afraid not, "Lingsifeng said." Magic is not allowed to be inherited in families. "He stopped in his tracks. He knows Kern. Once Kern married a girl of the same age as Konina, and he even attended a wedding. Kern has a characteristic of always stuffing countless minutes into every hour. Many people want to be like Kern, I mean, he's the best warrior, the greatest thief, he -
You should say, many men! "Konina said sharply. She leaned against a wall and stared at him.
Listen, "she said," there's a rather complicated word that an old witch told me... I can't remember it clearly... You wizards should know this kind of thing
Contemplate for a moment with spiritual inspiration. Fruit sauce? "He tried.
She shook her head irritably and said, 'That word means you will be like your parents.'
Lingsifeng frowned. He has always been hesitant about his parents' issues.
Thief fetish? Frequent offender? "He guessed haphazardly.
Those with the word 'meaning'
Hedonism? "Spirituality was almost hopeless.
Yichuan, "Konina said," that priestess explained it to me. My mother danced for someone who knows which crazy god in the temple, my father saved her, and then they stayed together for a while. They said I followed her in terms of appearance and figure
And they are all very good, "Lingsifeng said eagerly.
She blushed and said, 'Hmm, okay, but he gave me muscles to tie up a ship. My reaction is as sensitive as a snake on hot tin, and I am extremely eager to steal things. And every time I meet a stranger, I have a terrible feeling that I should throw a dagger 90 feet away and pierce his eyes. And I can do it.' She added with a hint of pride.
Oh my god
That's why men usually keep a distance from me
Well, it's inevitable, "Lingsifeng said weakly.
I mean, once they discover it, it will be difficult for you to keep your boyfriend
Unless it's by his throat, I guess, "Lingsi Feng said.
If you want to establish a real relationship, this trick won't help much
That's right. I can tell, "Lingsi Fengdao said," but it's quite useful if you want to be a notorious barbarian thief
But, "Konina said," what if you want to be a barber
Ah.
They stared silently at the mist.
A real barber? "Ling Sifeng asked.
Konina sighed.
Barbarian hairdressers don't have a big market, I guess, "Lingsi Fengdao said." I mean, who wants a shampoo to take out and chop their heads
But every time I see beauty tools, I can't help but want to swing a double-edged nail clipper around. I mean a sword, "Konina said.
Ling Sifeng let out a long sigh. I understand this feeling, "he said," I used to want to be a wizard
But aren't you a wizard
Ah. Hmm, of course, but
Quiet down
Lingsifeng found himself pressed against the wall, and for some reason, a small mist that had condensed into water immediately began to drip into his neck. A wide flying knife appeared out of thin air in Konina's hand, crouching on the ground like a wild beast in the jungle, or worse, like a wild man in the jungle.
How - "Lingsifeng opened his mouth.
Shut up! "She hissed," Something's coming over
She stood up, turned around with one foot as the axis, and at the same time, flew her knife out, moving in one go.
The only sound was a hollow, wooden 'bang'.
Konina stood up straight and widened her eyes. Her veins were filled with heroic blood, extremely stubborn, making it impossible for her to do the job of wearing a pink scarf for the rest of her life, but this time she was completely at a loss.
I just killed a wooden box, "she said.
Lingsi Feng turned the corner of the street.