In fact, the only condition for becoming a king nowadays is simply vitality: after showing anyone any magical sword or birthmark, you must have lived for at least five minutes. For the past twenty centuries, Anko has been held in the hands of several major business families, trying to persuade them to give up their power, just like convincing the hoodies to give up their own stones.
Now this prince is the leader of the Vitinari family, with wealth beyond imagination. He is thin and tall, and is said to be cold-blooded like a dead and perky penguin. Just by looking at him, you can definitely tell which kind of pet he will keep: a white cat. He would lazily caress it while ordering someone to throw it into the box where the water tiger fish was kept and bite it to death. You will also guess that he is likely to collect rare thin porcelain pieces, and that he will constantly play with his collection with blue and white fingers, while listening to the screams coming from the distant dungeon. You would also expect him to have two thin lips and use words like 'wonderful'. He is such a person, as long as you see him blink his eyes, your good day will be completely ruined.
However, to be honest, almost none of the things above are true, although he does have a quite elderly curly haired hunting dog named Wangfusi. This dog has a bad smell and always wheezes at people. It is said that this is the only thing he cares about in the whole world. Of course, sometimes he does cruelly torture people to death, but generally speaking, everyone believes that this is a completely acceptable behavior for secular rulers, and the overwhelming majority of citizens agree with it. Anke people have a more practical nature and believe that the decree issued by the prince prohibiting all street theaters and mime actors can make up for many things. He doesn't impose a reign of terror, it just occasionally drizzle.
The prince sighed and placed the latest report on top of the pile beside the chair.
When he was a child, he saw a circus performer who could make a dozen plates spin in the air at the same time. According to Lord Vitinari, if that person could increase the number to one hundred, he would be qualified to receive training and learn the art of ruling Anco Mobock - a city that some have described as a overturned termite nest, with the only difference being the lack of its charm.
He glanced out of the window and could see the Art Tower standing tall in the center of the Underworld University from afar. He absentmindedly pondered, wondering if those exhausted old fools could come up with a way to help him sort through all these documents. But of course, this is impossible - basic things like spying on citizens' privacy, you can't expect wizards to understand at all.
He sighed again and picked up a transcript of the conversation between the president of the Thief Guild and his deputy. It was at midnight and the location was a soundproof room hidden behind the guild headquarters in the office. In addition
... in the hall
This is not the hall of the Underworld University - he had endured endless dinners there several times - but there were many wizards around, and they were all
... different from the past.
The prince is like the Grim Reaper - in the eyes of some unlucky citizens in the city, his appearance is almost indistinguishable from that of the Grim Reaper - he will not get angry unless he thinks carefully. But sometimes his thinking speed is indeed very fast.
He stared at the wizards gathered around him, but something made him swallow the angry questioning into his stomach. They looked like a group of sheep when they suddenly discovered a trapped wolf and just then heard that 'unity is strength'.
They have a special expression in their eyes.
What do you mean, this is nothing - "he hesitated for a moment, then changed his tone." Such behavior? Maybe it's a prank by Xiao Xianye
His eyes rolled and he aimed at a little boy holding a long metal staff. The smile on the child's face was so ancient that the prince had never seen it before.
Carding and coughing.
Sir, "he said slowly.
Just talk! "Exclaimed Vitinari.
Kading was a bit timid, but the prince's tone was a bit too domineering. The wizard's knuckles have turned white.
I am an eighth level wizard, "he said quietly," you have no right to speak to me in that tone
Well said, "said Ke Yin.
Take him to the dungeon, "Carding said.
We don't have a dungeon, "Zinc said," this is a university
Then take him to the wine cellar! "Carding shouted sternly," And also, make some dungeons when you go down
Do you have even the slightest concept of what you have done? "Wang Gongdao," I demand to know what this really means -
Don't ask for anything, "Carding said," and all of this means that from now on, the wizard will become the ruler and fulfill his predetermined duties. Take him now -
You? Rule Anko Mobock? You wizards who almost can't even control yourselves
That's right! "If being quick witted and humorous is used as a criterion for judgment, the answer this time is indeed slightly lacking, and Carding himself has noticed it, but his attention is more distracted by Wanfusi. The little dog was teleported over with its owner, and now it has climbed unsteadily to the opposite side, ignoring all its ailments, staring wide eyed at the wizard's boots.
In that case, all true wise men would choose the protection provided by the deep dungeon, "said the prince." Now I want you to stop this foolish behavior immediately and send me back to my palace. Maybe we can stop talking about it. Or at least you won't have a chance to talk about it again
Wang Fusi gave up his reconnaissance of the Carding boots and ran towards Ke Yin, losing a few hairs on the way.
This farce has been going on long enough, "said the prince," and now I am becoming more and more
Wangfusi roared. That was a low and primitive voice that struck a chord in everyone's racial memory present, filling their hearts with an urgent desire to climb up the tree immediately. It reminded them of the gray shadows hunting around in the early days of the Hongmeng era. Everyone was quite surprised that such a small thing could hold so many threats in its belly, and all its emotional targets were the staff in Ke Yin's hand.
The prince strode forward and picked up his beloved dog. Carding raised her hand, and a blazing orange and blue flame roared through the room.
The prince has disappeared. In his original position, a yellow lizard blinked its eyelids and widened its eyes with the typical foolish expression of a reptile, full of malice.
Carding looked at her fingers in surprise, as if she had seen them for the first time in her life.
Cool, "he whispered hoarsely.
The wizards looked down at the panting lizard, then up at the city shimmering in the morning light. There is the city council, the city security team, the thief guild, the trade guild, and a bunch of clergy outside... and none of them know what they are about to collide with.
It has already started. The principal's hat said from the box placed on the deck.
What started? "Lingsifeng asked.
The rule of Dafa.
Lingsifeng looked bewildered. Is it a good thing
Have you ever understood anything that anyone has told you, even once?
Lingsi Feng feels quite confident about this issue. No, "he said," sometimes not. Not recently. Not often
Are you sure you're really a wizard? "Konina asked.
This is the only thing I am certain of in my life, "Ling Sifeng replied firmly.
That's really strange
The ocean waltz is bathed in sunshine and peacefully moves on the green water surface surrounding the sea. Lingsifeng used the suitcase as a stool and sat on the front deck. The sailors were busy around them, and Lingsifeng was convinced that they were doing important work related to navigation, and prayed that the other party would not make any mistakes, because besides height, depth was the thing he hated the most.
You look very worried, "Konina was helping him cut his hair. Scissors danced back and forth in the air, and Lingsifeng tried his best to shrink his head as small as possible.
That's because I'm really worried
What does the end of the world really mean
Lingsi Feng hesitated for a moment. Well, "he said," it's the end of the world or something
Like that? It's a bit like the world is over or something like that? Are you saying we can't be sure? Do we look around and say, 'Please forgive me, but did you hear anything?'
The problem is that the prophets have never reached a consensus on this matter. There are countless vague prophecies, some of which are quite crazy. That's why they call it the end of the world, "he said awkwardly." It's like an uncertain end. It's like a pun, you understand
Not very clever
Yes, it's not really that bad
Konina was busy with scissors in her hand.