Zhang Fan stood up, looking at the three beauties sitting cross-legged cultivating.
The corners of his mouth lifted slightly. Not far away, Ma Hongjun lay on the ground, covered in scratches, hair disheveled like a beggar who hadn't bathed in over a decade.
That miserable appearance was honestly a bit funny.
"Huff... huff..."
Ma Hongjun lay on the ground, gasping for breath, drenched in sweat, covered in wounds, dirt, and bits of weeds.
You couldn't get more disheveled if you tried.
Before long, Xiao Wu, Ning Rongrong, and Zhu Zhuqing opened their eyes one after another.
"How do you feel?" Zhang Fan asked, looking at their beautiful faces.
"Feels pretty good!" Xiao Wu said sweetly.
"Mm, refreshed and clear-headed, like I just had a great nap!" Ning Rongrong smiled.
"Nice!" Zhu Zhuqing only said one word.
"Whoever learns the first layer first gets a reward!" Zhang Fan grinned mischievously.
"Right, I was the first to memorize that secret technique earlier! You haven't rewarded me yet!"
Xiao Wu thought for a moment, curiosity on her face.
"What's the reward?"
"The reward is... I'll let you kiss me!" Zhang Fan pointed to his face, grinning mischievously at Xiao Wu.
"Uh…" Xiao Wu froze for a second. That counts as a reward?
She was speechless.
The other two girls also froze.
"Tsk…" Xiao Wu flashed over, cheeks slightly red, and gave Zhang Fan a quick peck on the cheek.
A reward was a reward. Plus, the other two didn't get one.
This was exclusively hers—not bad at all.
"I want one too!" Ning Rongrong pouted, acting cute.
"Me too!" Zhu Zhuqing said seriously.
"That'll depend on your performance. Whoever reaches the first layer next gets to make one small request! Of course, it can't be anything excessive—otherwise, it's not a small request anymore!"
Zhang Fan shrugged at the three beauties.
"Okay!" Ning Rongrong got super excited and immediately ran back to her dorm to cultivate.
The other two girls also rushed in like they were shot full of adrenaline.
"Uh…" Tang San, Ma Hongjun, and Dai Mubai were all stunned by the scene. This Zhang Fan sure knew how to flirt.
Tang San felt like he had eaten a pile of crap watching that.
Even Dai Mubai felt a little sour. After all, he liked Zhu Zhuqing, and seeing her so shy and jealous in front of Zhang Fan was driving him crazy, but there was nothing he could do.
Meanwhile, Grandmaster arrived at the training ground.
He stood with his hands behind his back, looking all stern and imposing. Tang San appeared before him in a flash. Dai Mubai and Oscar handed Ma Hongjun two sausages.
After eating them, Ma Hongjun went to change clothes.
"I've already understood your martial spirits and abilities. From today, I will begin personalized, professional training for each of you. Dai Mubai, step forward."
Upon hearing Yu Xiaogang's words, Dai Mubai stepped forward. His eyes gleamed with wicked light. Since he'd chosen Yu Xiaogang, of course he'd follow his lead.
"Here's your task: without getting seriously injured, take down the other three one by one."
Yu Xiaogang raised his eyes and looked at Dai Mubai.
"Huh?" Dai Mubai was a little surprised.
"What? Are you scared? They're all lower level than you!" Yu Xiaogang frowned.
"No, just worried I might injure them too badly." Dai Mubai shook his head.
"Even better! Tang San, step forward! You can't use your third soul skill or hidden weapons! Begin immediately!"
Yu Xiaogang said seriously to Tang San.
"Uh... Master, you're underestimating me, huh?"
Dai Mubai felt his pride take a hit.
"Alright, alright! Just don't regret it later!"
Yu Xiaogang shook his head and said:
"His hidden weapons almost made Zhao Wuji suffer!"
"Fine! I'm not Teacher Zhao. I'm not afraid of Tang San's movement techniques!" Dai Mubai said confidently.
"Ding! Modification mission triggered."
[Yu Xiaogang: You two shake hands and begin.]Up to three characters can be modified (7 triple-mod chances left).
Zhang Fan stood off to the side, waved his hand, and immediately changed "shake hands" to "give a wave."
"Ding! Dialogue modification successful. Slight plot distortion. Reward: 30 modification points."
Yu Xiaogang said seriously, "You two, give a wave to start."
"Tsk…"
Dai Mubai and Tang San pouted, walked up to each other, waved awkwardly in mid-air, and took a few steps back.
"Ah!"
Ma Hongjun and Oscar were so grossed out by the sight, they collapsed to the ground.
Everyone couldn't bear to watch anymore. Was this training or team bonding?
Even Yu Xiaogang froze at the scene. "Wha... how did I suddenly say something so weird like 'give a wave'? And they just did it? Are you all stupid? Do I have some hidden ability I don't know about?"
"What are you doing?"
Dai Mubai and Tang San frowned at Yu Xiaogang's speechless, nauseated expression, as well as Oscar and Ma Hongjun pretending to vomit on the ground.
"Nothing. You're just way too gross. Hurry up and start!"
Ma Hongjun didn't even want to watch anymore.
"Hmm, guess it's nothing."
Tang San thought for a moment—nothing seemed off.
"Then let's begin. I won't hold back!" Dai Mubai's evil eyes slowly turned red. His muscles swelled, his whole body bulging with power, and 30cm blades extended from his hands.
"Buzz…" A light flared beneath his feet as his soul rings lit up.
"Swish…" Like a tiger descending from the mountains, he charged at Tang San with lightning speed, instantly arriving in front of him.
"Ding! Plot modification mission triggered."
[Dai Mubai suddenly claws at Tang San's neck.]Two characters can be modified.
Zhang Fan grinned evilly and immediately changed "neck" to "balls."
"Ding! Dialogue modification successful. Slight plot distortion. Reward: 50 modification points."
Dai Mubai, mid-claw toward Tang San's neck, suddenly swerved and slashed toward his balls instead.
"Uh…"
Tang San hastily activated Mysterious Jade Hand to block Dai Mubai's claws.
But unexpectedly, Dai Mubai's attack drew a strange arc and went straight for his lower half.
Startled, Tang San quickly dodged back.
"Rip…" His pants were torn open.
Just a little more, and he would've been neutered.
He broke into a cold sweat.
"What the hell... What kind of move is that? How did your direction change so suddenly? That's brutal!"
Tang San was pissed—he'd almost lost his manhood.
And it was already a bit... not-so-straight to begin with, and now this guy dared go for the kill.
"Since you're playing dirty, don't blame me for going all out!"
Tang San's face turned serious. "Buzz…" A blue light gleamed from his hand, and the Blue Silver Chicken appeared, jumping to the ground.
Three soul rings lit up beneath his feet, dazzlingly bright—but in front of Zhang Fan, it meant nothing.
"Second Soul Skill: Chicken Lays Egg!"
Tang San shouted. The Blue Silver Chicken immediately turned its back on Dai Mubai and fired a barrage of blue-silver eggs like a machine gun.
"Bang! Bang!" The scene was ridiculous, but the power behind it was real.
Dai Mubai darted left and right, dodging every attack.
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