Ye Liangchen is a programmer at a company called Xuanhuan Network. The National Day is coming, and today the boss announced a week of paid leave. The entire company's employees jumped up excitedly.
At this moment, he was rushing home. When he thought of having seven days of paid leave, he felt very happy. He rode his motorcycle and drove happily on the street.
"Ding ding..."
"Crack..."
Suddenly, there were horns and brakes in front of him. A large number of cars blocked the entire street. There seemed to be a car accident in front.
Seeing that this road was blocked, Ye Liangchen had to turn around and take the alley to rush home.
"Traffic jams are non-existent for motorcycles."
"Riding my beloved little motorcycle, I will never get stuck in traffic..."
Ye Liangchen thought of the cars stuck on the street, and he was in a good mood. He hummed a little song along the way and rushed home leisurely.
"Dong Dong Qiang... Dong Dong Qiang..."
As soon as Ye Liangchen entered the corner of the alley, a piece of music suddenly sounded in front of him. Then, he saw seven mourners wearing black suits, black hats, and sunglasses, dancing with a coffin, walking towards Ye Liangchen with a smile on their faces, showing their big white teeth, and they were all familiar people.
"Fuck! Isn't this my boss?"
I didn't expect that my boss would still take this kind of job. Looking at the sexy dance steps and the intoxicating music, Ye Liangchen felt very funny.
"Boss, I'll go right, you go left."
Ye Liangchen shouted to the other party, and the seven people nodded at him to show that they understood.
"Understood, come here quickly." The boss waved to Ye Liangchen.
"Boom..."
Ye Liangchen stepped on the throttle of the motorcycle and drove to the right. But he never thought that the other party was facing him, carrying the coffin and leaning to the left, and just collided with Ye Liangchen.
"Bang..."
"I was careless! I didn't dodge!"
Ye Liangchen's head hit the coffin hard, and he suddenly saw stars and was dizzy. Because he didn't wear a helmet, he fell to the ground and died.
"I'll warm you up!"
Before losing consciousness, Ye Liangchen complained, which really fits the saying that when Hei Ge smiled, life and death are unpredictable. Such an outrageous way of death actually made him hit it.
The leader Huang Daxian took off his sunglasses and tilted his mouth.
"Xiaochen is gone, we have to hold a grand ceremony for him."
"Boss, I understand." The other six people quickly packed up Ye Liangchen and put him in the coffin.
...
I don't know how long it took, Ye Liangchen was awakened by the sound of suona and gongs and drums, and found that he had turned into a transparent soul body, trapped in a circular space, and the scene in front of him was his own funeral.
Ye Liangchen was sure that he was dead, but it was too bizarre now. Could it be that his soul had left his body?
"Fuck! Isn't that my boss and his best friends?"
"These guys are actually attending my funeral. It's really a one-stop service!"
Ye Liangchen was immediately at a loss for words. This was the first time that his boss and his men attended his funeral.
Ye Liangchen's boss was surnamed Huang, also known as Huang Daxian. He liked to combine science with metaphysics. He found several like-minded metaphysics researchers and established an Internet company called Xuanhuan. He usually developed various games, metaverses, and the like. He also wanted to build a time shuttle to send people into the dimensional world one day.
This guy usually did the work of a Taoist priest when he was interested. He had a professional team under him who could specialize in attending funerals.
At this moment at Ye Liangchen's funeral, relatives and friends were happily eating. When they saw Huang Daxian and his men dancing brilliantly, they took out their mobile phones to take pictures and laughed.
The boss Huang Daxian shook his head helplessly and started to sing with his men beating gongs and drums.
"Tick-tick... tick-tick..."
"Dong-dong-clang...dong-dong-clang..."
"I scroll through the pages like a human in the middle of the night. I feel anxious when I put down my phone .
I don't scroll through the positive energy of the Taoist priest, but only scroll through the poisonous chicken soup
that harms people. The poisonous chicken soup is really amazing. It harms the heaven, the earth,
and the young. I light up a cigarette on my left and plug in a power bank on my right.
I scroll through the jokes and hold back my laughter. I read the comments and sigh, " WTF?"
I am drowsy all night. Before dawn,
the roosters crow again. I scroll through the pages of my phone until half past five. The King of Hell is here to praise you.
I hold a handful of rootless grass in my hand to teach the people on the Internet.
The poor children in thousands of families should not suffer on the Internet!"
"Dong-dong-clang...dong-dong-clang..."
The gongs and drums are loud and the firecrackers are blasting!
"Oh my god! This is simply the soberness of the world!"
Ye Liangchen thinks that the rhyming tune sung by Huang Daxian and others is much better than that sung by Ma Hu You Niao and the like.
Huang Daxian looked around at the many men and women at the funeral and felt that everyone was not serious, so he started to sing seriously again.
"The scorching sun is like a fire. The women on the street are wearing little clothes. They
carry a soul-soothing bag on their shoulders, revealing half of their slender waists. They
are so attractive with their heavy makeup. They are looking for rich men to set traps .
They walk through the streets in groups of three or five, making many men greedy to death.
Dongdongclang... Dongdongclang...
There are two generals in front of the South Gate of Heaven. They are very anxious to see this.
They come to the Lingxiao Palace to report what they have seen.
The Heavenly King came to the South Gate of Heaven, holding the railing and looking down.
Why is there such a scene in the mortal world? The clothes are not covered and the food is not full.
The Fire Star Lord came forward and said, Your Majesty, please be patient and don't be impatient.
The weather is too hot to wear Eat less, starve to be slim,
we gods don't care, but pity the male compatriots in the lower world.
After saying this, she wiped the blood from her nose and shook off the purple and gold robe on her body.
Dongdongclang... Dongdongclang...
Queen Mother went to the front hall to comfort the ministers and said don't panic.
She called the tea waiters on the left and right and asked them to invite the old
Dragon King. Old Dragon King, old Dragon King, I order you to bring rain quickly . Lei Gong
and Dian Mu will help you. Sparks and lightning will come
. Don't stop until you achieve your goal. Let the ministers have a good time.
Save the men in the mortal world and quench the exhibitionists below.
Dongdongclang... Dongdongclang...
A thunderbolt sounded in the clear sky, and dark clouds came to cover the sky.
The world needs a rain to cleanse people's hearts! "
Dongdongclang... Dongdongclang...
"Taishang Laojun, hurry up and hurry up as ordered! Congratulations to Xiaochen for ascending to heaven!" Huang Daxian shouted.
After Huang Daxian and his friends sang this, the relatives and friends at the funeral became serious and shouted in unison: "Congratulations to Xiaochen for ascending to heaven!"
Among all kinds of musical instruments, suona is the king. Either ascending to heaven or worshipping
in the hall, the erhu is played, and the suona sounds, and the life is determined .
The music sounds, the cloth is covered, and the whole village, young and old, wait for the food to be served. Some
cry, some carry
, and some carry. Behind them is a white. The coffin is covered and buried in the soil, and never comes back from this world.
"Tick-tick-tick...dong-dong-clang...dong-dong-clang..."
The suona sounded, the gongs and drums were loud, and Ye Liangchen's soul was slowly taken to heaven by the ball and escaped into the unknown world.
I warm you up!
This time I really ascended to heaven, Ye Liangchen complained helplessly, and finally took a look at his family. His parents had passed away early, and now he only has a brother and sister-in-law, and a sister.
For Ye Liangchen, there is no worry in the world, and it is not bad to get out of the sea of suffering as soon as possible!
...
A few years later, in a fantasy world called Douluo Continent, in the woods deep in Tianshui College in Tianshui City of Tiandou Empire, a little boy with a delicate appearance was lying on the lawn, thinking about a problem.
The little boy was about four years old, very cute, with big eyes that twinkled like little stars. His cute little face made people want to rub it.
This person was Ye Liangchen, who was sent away by his boss and traveled to Douluo Continent and reincarnated.
"I didn't expect that after I died, I would come to Douluo World, and I was in the same era as another traveler Tang San. It's interesting."
Ye Liangchen said to himself in his heart. At this moment, he seriously suspected that the coffin he hit in his previous life was strange. Could it be a time shuttle they built? It's
really outrageous. His mother opened the door to outrageousness. It's outrageous .
"Where's my plug-in! Why hasn't it come yet?"
Ye Liangchen thought to himself that it was not easy to survive as a traveler without a plug-in. Although in the world of Douluo Continent, you can grab opportunities by foresight, but that is also a bit dangerous. If you have a plug-in, it will be very cool.
"Ding!"
At this moment, a ding sound rang in Ye Liangchen's mind, and then a panel appeared in his mind, similar to the one in the game, with a line of words on it: Welcome to Douluo Continent, I wish you a happy game.
"Fuck! Isn't this the Wanjie Zhengtu game newly developed by Xuanhuan Company in the previous life? At that time, I also fixed many bugs in the game. How did this game come to my mind?"
Ye Liangchen felt like he had traveled through time and space in the game. It was a bit unreal and too outrageous.
Hey! Since I'm here, I'll make the best of it. I've traveled through time and space, which is outrageous in itself. In this case, I'll take a good look at this world.
Ye Liangchen used his mind to perceive the game character in his mind. It showed that the current world he was in had two martial souls, but they were sealed. At present, there were only Hunyuan Jue and Wuxing Shenquan in the skills, and the others were sealed. As for the treasures and equipment, there was a bottle of foundation-building pill, and the others were also sealed.
It was really similar to the games he played in his previous life. It was so interesting.
This plug-in also made no sound, and the line of words on the panel disappeared after ten minutes. It felt like there was an extra space treasure in my body.
"Twin martial souls? What could that be?
" "But with this plug-in, in the Douluo World, it will be easy to defeat everything!"
"Tang San can reach the God Realm with Xuan Tian Gong and some hidden weapons, then my Hun Yuan Jue is a cultivation method! I guess it can break through the God Realm."
"Hehehe...! This is going to be fun."
Since they are all time travelers, Ye Liangchen naturally can't let Tang San grow up. There can't be two tigers in one mountain, unless one is male and the other is female.
Thinking of this, Ye Liangchen sat up all of a sudden and prepared to try to practice Hun Yuan Jue.
"No, I'm only four years old now, and I'm starting to practice. Others will think it's abnormal. It's better to wait until I awaken my martial soul in the future, and then use the cultivation of soul power to cover it up! "
Thinking of this, Ye Liangchen lay down again. With the cheat, he could roam freely in this low-level fantasy world.
Ye Liangchen was born in Tianshui City. His father was Ye Feng, who had no relationship with the Nine Star Begonia Ye family. His mother was Liu Ruyan, who was a cousin of Shui Binger's mother.
When Ye Liangchen was only three months old, his parents died unexpectedly. Since then, Ye Liangchen was raised by Lan Xiaodie as a son. As for how his parents died, Ye Liangchen didn't know.
Lan Xiaodie also had a younger sister named Lan Xiaoling. The two sisters were the proud daughters of the Shui family in Tianshui City. They married the same man, named Yun Hanxing, who married into the Shui family at the beginning, so their daughters were different from their mothers. Surname.
Ye Liangchen had only heard of Yun Hanxing and had never seen him, nor did he know whether he was dead or alive.
Lan Xiaodie and her sister's surname was Shui before, but they didn't know why they changed their names. Ye Liangchen was also confused when he overheard these rumors. Is there any hidden story in this?
Lan Xiaodie and Lan Xiaoling are teachers and managers of Tianshui College. They are usually very busy at work, so they brought Ye Liangchen to Tianshui College. Anyway, Ye Liangchen is only a four-year-old child now, and no one cares about him. In his spare time, Shui Bing'er and Shui Yue'er can also accompany the little guy so that he won't be lonely.
Parents who offer sacrifices to the sky and have boundless magic power are necessary conditions for time travelers, so Ye Liangchen is naturally not surprised.
"Xiaochen, why are you here?"
"Come and have lunch with us. "
Just at this moment, two blue-haired little girls about 6 years old ran to Ye Liangchen, pulled him up, and dragged him to the college cafeteria.
The two little girls were Shui Bing'er and Shui Yue'er, they were half sisters, and the two little girls had already awakened their martial spirits before, and were already studying in the college's junior class.
Shui Bing'er's martial spirit is the top-grade martial spirit Ice Phoenix, and her innate soul power is a little over level 9. Now she has already obtained the first soul ring and is a level 12 soul master, while Shui Yue'er's martial spirit is a cute Yingyu Dolphin, and her innate soul power is just over level 7. Now her soul power is only level 9, and she has not yet obtained the first soul ring.
"Two sisters, I can walk by myself."
Ye Liangchen wanted to pull his little hands away, but he was only four years old and couldn't get away at all.
In his previous life, he was single from birth and died before he even had time to talk about his girlfriend. In this life, he became a baby, and was pulled by two little girls. Ye Liangchen felt very uncomfortable.
"You are so young, why are you shy! "Shui Bing'er reached out and rubbed the little guy's head, smiling sweetly.
"Haha...! Sister, Xiaochen is afraid that the other sisters will see him, sorry." Shui Yue'er said mischievously.
Tianshui College is very big, and the lawn is at least two kilometers away from the college cafeteria. Being pulled by the two sisters to run quickly, Ye Liangchen's short legs were numb.
"Are you tired? I'll carry you."
Shui Bing'er felt very sorry for this little guy who lost his parents when he was young. Moreover, she learned from her mother that the little guy's parents died to save her mother, which made her feel guilty.
"I can walk by myself."
Ye Liangchen refused immediately. How could he let a seven-year-old girl carry him on her back! Although he is just a child now, he was an adult in his previous life.
"Sister! Xiaochen is shy. He has been sleeping in a separate bed from us since he was three years old." Shui Yue'er said with a smile.
"Why are you shy with your sister!"
Shui Bing'er squatted down directly, carried Ye Liangchen on her back, and walked quickly towards the college cafeteria.
Hey! If you can't resist, just accept your fate!
Ye Liangchen is only four years old now, and can only try his best to play the role of a child. He can't act too mature, otherwise he will be regarded as a monster.
Not to mention, after reincarnation as a child, it is quite interesting. There is a feeling of starting over again. Moreover, he has come to such a fantasy world full of beauties. No matter what, he must live more exciting than the previous life.
Douluo fan fiction, everyone is welcome to try the poison. All the beauties you want are available in this world.
(End of this chapter)