The throne room was packed.
Knights in shining armor, mages in flashy robes, priests holding divine relics — all eyes were on the dozen "heroes" summoned from another world. One by one, the royal priest announced their stats and roles.
"S-Class Sword Saint!"
"A-Class Archmage!"
"S-Class Holy Healer!"
And then…
"Uh… Lee Hwan… Class: 'Trash Hero'...?"
Silence.
Lee Hwan stood at the end of the line, yawning.
"Oi, is this a joke?" the king barked, slamming his goblet down. "He has zero skills!"
A nobleman sneered. "His only talent is… eating? And… sleeping?"
Lee Hwan scratched his head. "I mean… I am pretty good at both."
That was all it took.
They threw him out. Literally.
He hit the ground outside the castle gates with a grunt, still holding the piece of toast he'd swiped from the royal breakfast table.
[You've been banished from the Royal Capital.]
[You are now free. System initializing…]
Ding!
Welcome, Lee Hwan. You have awakened the Lazy God System.
Your power grows the more you slack off.
+100 STR for sleeping outdoors
+50 DEF for ignoring conflict
+10,000 EXP for getting kicked out without resisting
Lee Hwan blinked.
"…What?"
10 minutes later…
He was lying under a shady tree outside the city walls, munching the rest of his toast. Birds chirped. Clouds drifted. A goblin raid warning echoed in the distance.
Ding!
+500 AGI for ignoring a life-threatening event.
+300 MANA for enjoying a peaceful afternoon.
He turned on his side, closing his eyes.
"This world's not so bad."
Meanwhile, inside the capital…
"Where is that goblin king you promised us?!"
"He wiped out an entire battalion!"
"He's headed toward the village!"
Chaos erupted in the war room.
No one knew the goblin army would never make it.
Because five minutes ago, as Lee Hwan rolled over in his sleep, a passive skill had auto-activated.
[Auto-Retaliate Activated.]
[Goblin King disintegrated. Goblin army fleeing.]
+1,000,000 EXP earned while asleep.
Level Up! Level Up! Level Up!