"Out of all the things that I get, I get a fucking Gacha," I said to myself as I kicked a piece of garbage on the floor away from me, out of anger, because I got a damn Gacha, and with my luck, I'm not going to get anything that good.
"I'm going to need to think this through, because this could be good or turn bad, since it says I can get anything from all media," I said as I mentally got myself ready to roll the Gacha.
"Roll."
[Mapo Tofu (Fate): [Item]]
BANG
"DAMN IT!!" I said as I punched the wall in anger because I got fucking Mapo Tofu from Fate, and that just really pissed me off a lot. My first ever spin is horrible—FGO knows my luck is bad right now. I fell to my knees and yelled out, "WHY, GACHA GODS, DO Y'ALL DO THIS TO ME!?" I'm kind of mad that there's no one around me to watch me be dramatic, 'cause it's funny to me seeing how they react.
"All jokes aside, I'm not the biggest fan of tofu like that," I said to myself as I took the Mapo Tofu from my inventory, and that shit smelled spicy as hell, so I decided to put it back in my inventory and save it for a rainy day. But before I put it away, I got a little taste of it.
That was a terrible idea on my part.
I downed a whole water bottle in one go and put a piece of hard caramel candy in my mouth in hopes that the sweetness would cool down the spiciness.
And it did, so I'm really happy.
"I'm not taking that thing out any time soon at all or tasting it again," I said as I sucked on the caramel candy to get the sweetness out of it.
"Roll."
[Upgrade Cards x6: [Card]]
"Oh cool," I said as I opened up the description in the [Card] because I wanted to know if I had a limit, so I'm just going to sum it all up in simple terms.
The upgrades can only be used on things that come from Gacha, except for [Cards], so they can be used on anything that I get from the Gacha except for [Cards]. So if I were to get someone like, let's say, Sun Wukong, then I can upgrade him and all his powers if I assimilate him.
"Wait, if I was to upgrade the Mapo Tofu, would the spice and other things up—"
SLAP
I had to stop myself from thinking about that nightmare idea because that would kill any person that ate the upgraded Mapo Tofu, so I'm not doing that any time soon. Plus, it would be a huge waste of [Upgrade Cards].
"I got three more rolls, then I'm going to have to wait until next Sunday, so I hope they're good," I said as I checked my phone to see how much battery it had now, and it was at 47% right now.
"Roll."
[Samuel Seo (Lookism): [Character]]
"WOO, YEAH BABY! THAT'S WHAT I'VE BEEN WAITING FOR! THAT'S WHAT IT'S ALL ABOUT!" I basically screamed out as I totally didn't hop around in joy, 'cause those people from Lookism are like low-medium super soldiers. Everyone from the PTJ verse is insane and can throw some crazy hands. But another reason why I'm so damn hyped is because Samuel is my favorite character because of how he fights—his fighting style is 'fuck it, we ball,' and I love characters like that so damn much.
So I assimilated him as fast as possible 'cause he can at least keep me able to fight back against most street-level people in Marvel.
[Samuel Seo (Lookism): 15%]
"Yeah, that kind of makes sense in the way that he's human and technically doesn't have any powers at all, even if he is a low-medium super soldier," I said to myself, then I paused 'cause now I know a little bit of Korean, and I'll know more as I keep assimilating him. "달콤한 (Sweet)."
"Roll."
[ARCH Nazare Jackie version (Cyberpunk): [Item]]
I took it out of my inventory the moment I saw it because this is my hermano Jackie's bike—the one I used all the time in the game 'cause I refused to buy a car in the game since I mostly spent my eddies on bullets or crafting materials.
Anyway, this bike is so damn beautiful and built so well.
"...I don't know how to ride a motorcycle," I said to myself as I sank to the ground, really heartbroken right now because I was really excited to ride the bike, but I'm going to have to learn how to ride one before I use it.
I put it back in my inventory very sadly and said to it, "One day, my love..."
I stopped being dramatic, then I said as I put my hands together to pray, "I got one more roll, so I got to pray to almost everyone—The One Above All, God, Buddha, the Jade Emperor, Odin, Anubis, Zeus, Obelisk, Turbaned, Zarathustra, Matia, Sealed Exodia, Left Arm, Right Arm, Head, Shoulder and Feet—please give me something really good 'cause I have been a really good boy."
After I did all that, I took a deep breath and said, "Roll."
[Rumi Usagiyama (MHA): [Character]]
"FUCK YEAH!" I said as I jumped in the air and bumped my head against the ceiling. When I got back to the ground, I looked up and saw that there was a dent in the ceiling now because of me, even though it's small.
I dismissed it and stayed hyped because I got bunny mommy herself—she's the definition of 'For the love of the game.' Like, she lost limbs, then fought a lot of people, and ten years later is still in the top 10 heroes of Japan. She's the GOAT and the baddest bitch of them all. But please forgive me for what I'm about to do, because I'm about to commit heresy with this action, my brothers. So may the God Emperor Himself forgive me.
[Rumi Usagiyama (MHA): 2%]
I'm not in a position to pick women over power at the moment, so I have to assimilate her right now. But trust me—when I get strong enough and I get some travel cards, I will get her from her universe.
Anyway, now I'm going to say what I got from her, even though I'm only at 2% right now. I got the rabbit ears and tail, but they don't show unless I summon them out. Unlike Mirko, who has them out all the time, if I don't have the ears out, then I won't get the full potential of her hearing—but I'll still have better and stronger hearing than most people even without them. Oh, and this is the version of her that's at her prime, so she's going to make me strong as shit.
I went up to the downstairs bathroom to see what I looked like when I let out my ears and tail. When I got to the bathroom, I let them out and my hearing got better and stronger. Plus, they look so damn cool—like I'm a real-life rabbit-boy. My ears, unlike Mirko's, are the same black color as my hair. So I pulled up my shirt and I could see my little bunny tail, which looked cute as hell and was so fluffy. Anyway, I put away my ears and tail.
I went back to the kitchen to see how much battery my phone had now so I could explore the city and make some money somehow. I think I might stop some muggings and "borrow" some money from the muggers. Plus, I'm pretty hungry now and I want some real food rather than the snacks I've got.
My phone is at 70% right now, so I unplugged it from the wall and put the charger in my backpack. While I was at it, I took out my headphones and put them on, playing some music on low—it's the GOATs Queen that I put on.
I put my backpack on my back, then walked to the front door and took a deep breath as I opened it.
My life in Marvel starts now, and I'm going to make sure that I have and live my life to the fullest.
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[AN: Hello Goblins, your favorite Hispanic Daddy have bless this fanfic with another chapter.
Dudes, Mirko is a damn baddest and with all my heart, I believe that the only reason she keep being a hero even after the two wars was over 10 years later is because of the love of the game and the fact that she is still in the top 10 heroes in the Hero Ranking.
Now Samuel Seo is another beast in his own way like this dude does not duck the fade at all and he got no fighting-style at all and he can take crazy hits from strong people from his verse.
So see the vision, a mix of Samuel Seo fighting-Style if you can even call it that and Mirko crazy strength and speed and other stuffs, is a crazy combo and is a nightmare for those who can copy attacks because Samuel Seo will let a crazy hard hit land on him just to attack the person.
Now Jacob is going to be Chaotic Good because Mirko is a hero and that will have some affects on him but it will not have bad affects plus Mirko hero training that she got from going to a hero school, will make Jacob one of the best heroes due to the fact that the heroes schools in MHA teach their student to lessen the damage that they cause to the cities and to focus more on the innocents than villains if there are other heroes around to fight the villain plus the heroes in MHA will put down a villain if there is no other option and Samuel Seo will kind of make him a little more willing to kill the villain.
I want that Jacob will have some beef with those that have predator animals mutant abilities because he is a rabbit which is a prey so some of them might look down on him a little bit because it is in their instincts to or they would find him cute because in their eyes, he is a bunny with a attitude that is strong.]