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My Cheat System Thinks I'm a Playboy?!

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Ethan Cross was just an ordinary college student struggling with exams, rent, and the crushing reality of being a background character in his own life. But everything changed when he accidentally downloaded a mysterious app called "The Supreme System" onto his phone. Congratulations, Host! You have been chosen as the Supreme System's owner! Completing system missions will grant rewards beyond your wildest dreams! At first, Ethan thought he had hit the jackpot. Infinite money? Superhuman strength? Harem of beauties? It was all within his reach! That was until he saw the catch— [Mission: Charm the Ice Queen!] Reward: +5 Charisma, $10,000 Penalty: Public humiliation (LIVE STREAMED)] Wait… what?! Why were all his missions so ridiculously perverted?! Why was he being forced into rom-com anime situations against his will?! And most importantly, why was the system making his life play out like an R-18 comedy sketch?! Now, Ethan finds himself entangled with cold CEO goddesses, yandere childhood friends, and tsundere idols—all while trying to maintain his sanity! Will he survive the chaotic hell the Supreme System puts him through, or will he embrace his fate as the ultimate playboy? One thing is for sure—his ordinary life is long gone.
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Chapter 1 - Chapter 1: The Download That Changed My Life

It all started with a single, dumb decision.

Late at night, half-asleep and scrolling mindlessly through sketchy pop-up ads (don't ask why), I saw it—

"DOWNLOAD THIS APP AND CHANGE YOUR LIFE!"

Normally, I'd ignore it. But my sleep-deprived brain thought, Eh, why not?

Biggest mistake of my life.

The moment I tapped "Install," my phone screen went white, the lights flickered, and my entire room pulsed with an ominous glow. A robotic voice echoed in my head.

[Congratulations, Host! You have activated The Supreme System!]

My body tensed. "W-What? Who said that?!"

[This is your brand-new System, designed to help you become the ultimate version of yourself! Complete missions, earn rewards, and achieve greatness!]

I blinked. "Wait… is this one of those OP protagonist systems? Like in web novels?"

[Affirmative!]

My heart pounded. Holy crap, this is real?! Was this my ticket to becoming rich, powerful, and surrounded by beautiful women?!

[New Mission Unlocked!]

A translucent blue screen appeared in front of me.

[Mission: Charm the Ice Queen!] Target: Isabella Frost Reward: +5 Charisma, $10,000 Penalty: Public humiliation (LIVE STREAMED)]

I read it twice, thrice. My mouth went dry.

"Isabella Frost? You mean THE Isabella? The cold-hearted goddess of our university? The one who treats men like they're gum stuck to her designer heels?"

[Affirmative!]

I paled. "No way. I refuse. I like being alive."

[Host, refusing a mission will trigger an automatic penalty.]

I gulped. "W-What kind of penalty?"

[You will be tripped in front of a crowd, your pants will fall down, and the moment will be broadcast on every social media platform available.]

My soul left my body.

"You wouldn't."

[Initiating countdown: 5… 4…]

"WAIT! FINE! I'll do it!"

[Mission Accepted! Good luck, Host!]

I stared at my phone, shaking. My peaceful, uneventful life had just gone straight to hell.

The next day, I stood outside the university courtyard, mentally preparing myself.

"Okay, Ethan. Deep breath. Just be confident. Walk up, compliment her hair, and leave. Easy."

I took a step forward.

"Hey, Isabella—"

She turned.

Her ice-blue eyes locked onto mine, radiating an aura of pure, unfiltered intimidation. I felt my soul shrivel.

"…Hi?" I squeaked.

The entire courtyard went silent. Students turned to watch.

Abort. ABORT! My brain screamed at me to run.

"What do you want?" she asked flatly.

I cleared my throat. "I just… wanted to say you look nice today."

Her expression didn't change. Then, slowly, her gaze drifted downward—to my shaking hands, clenched into nervous fists.

A smirk tugged at her lips.

"Are you… trying to flirt with me?"

I choked on air. "W-WHAT? No! I just—"

"Interesting," she mused. "Tell me, what makes you think you're worthy of even speaking to me?"

I was about to reply when—

[BONUS MISSION UNLOCKED!]

[Mission: Assert Dominance!] Task: Grab Isabella's hand and confidently declare, "You're exactly my type." Reward: +5 Strength, +3 Charisma, $5,000 Penalty: Trip and fall into her lap.]

I felt my soul leave my body again.

The system was trying to kill me.

"Well?" Isabella raised an eyebrow.

I had two choices: humiliation by failure or humiliation by action.

…Screw it.

Before my courage could run away, I reached out, gently took her hand, and said, "You're exactly my type."

The whole courtyard gasped.

Silence stretched between us. My heart pounded like a drum.

Isabella stared at me, stunned.

Then—

WHAM!

A cold can of iced coffee slammed against my forehead.

"Pervert," she muttered before walking away.

The system chimed in.

[Mission Completed!]

[+5 Strength Acquired! +3 Charisma Acquired! $5,000 Deposited!]

Lying on the ground, forehead throbbing, I groaned.

This system was going to ruin my life.