Ryu stood amid the chaos king's wreckage, HP at 45, chest a glitchy mess of static and scars, the Core Key still burning in his grip. Earth's overpass smoked—chaos mulch fizzed, rift-vines choked concrete, and flaming dildos glowed in the rubble. Lira stood fierce, Waffle Iron of the Grid dripping goo, her smirk a jagged slash. Gorv loomed, axe crusted with chaos dust, growling like a pissed-off beast. Pip hopped, toucan screeching flames, flak cannon buzzing like it was ready to blast again.
The system flickered: [Quest Update: Earth's Glitch-Shitfest. Objective: Smash the void prince or get sucked dry—your move, asshole.] The shadows pulsed—rifts twisted, and a hiss echoed, cold and glitch-warped, from a shattered tunnel ahead.
Snarkfang pulsed, runes blazing. "Void prince time, shitlord—you're gonna get swallowed whole. I'm fucking jazzed!"
"Fuck you," Ryu rasped, slicing a rift-vine that glitched into a rubber tongue and licked the ground. "No sucking—just slashing."
"Keep dreaming, fuckface—void loves eating worms. Stab 'em and scream!"
A figure emerged from the tunnel—tall and lean, clad in rift-code shadows, a sinister bastard of Valdris's worst: Glitch Chaos King's spark-whip, Glitch Titan's tar fists, and void-tendrils pulsing with glitch darkness. [Enemy: Glitch Void Prince (Level 125). Note: Sneaky prick—good fucking luck.] He smirked, "Glitch Knight? You broke my abyss—I'll break your light."
Ryu gripped Snarkfang, HP steady at 45. "Try it, shade-shit—my crew'll turn you into glitch dust!"
The Prince's eyes flashed "FOOL"—then he struck.
Lira roared, "Smash this fucker!" and charged—iron smashed his spark-whip, sparks flying, code splintering. [Damage: 220. Effect: Prince's whip's cracked.] No mulch talk—just a feral "Next!" as she swung at his tendrils.
Snarkfang whistled. "Klepto's a fucking void-breaker—keep her, shitlord!"
Gorv bellowed, "NO MORE SHADOWS!" and leapt, axe crashing—glitched into a gravity pulse, slamming the Prince into rubble. Concrete shattered, tunnel cracked. [Damage: 240. Effect: Prince's pinned.]
Snarkfang snorted. "Big boy's a goddamn shadow-smasher—still dumb as a brick, but I'll cheer!"
Pip cackled, "Suck this, dark-ass!" and lobbed his flak cannon—it glitched mid-air, turning into a flaming void-blaster that blasted the Prince's chest, shredding code with dark fire. [Chaos Triggered: Void Volley. Damage: 210.] The toucan dove, torching his tendrils—darkness fizzed, flames glitching RGB. [Damage: 170.] Ryu grinned. "Pip's a fucking void-bomber—finally blasting the right shit!"
The Prince hissed—tendrils lashed, glitch-shadows swirling. Ryu dove, triggering Glitch Gank 2.0. Snarkfang flared—stole the Prince's void-glitch—Ryu's strikes pulsed with shadow buffs, hitting harder and cloaking him in dark speed. [Glitch Gank 2.0 Effect: Shadow Theft. Damage: 280, Buff +Speed/Damage.] The tendrils flinched, glitching weak.
Snarkfang cackled. "You're a fucking shade-thief, dipshit—steal 'em blind!"
His fists pounded—tar splashed. Ryu dodged with stolen speed, but a glob hit Lira's arm—she snarled, static bleeding. [Damage to Lira: -75 HP.] She roared, iron smashing his helm—armor cracked, code gushed. [Damage: 230.] Gorv charged, axe cleaving his tendrils—gravity pinned them, shadows stalling. [Damage: 250.] Pip's void-blaster rammed his gut—toucan torched the gash, darkness sizzling. [Damage: 240.]
Ryu swung—Glitch Grind 2.0 hit. Snarkfang spun—a wider storm of glitch dust erupted, grinding the Prince's arm and dusting his grunts—fog choked the tunnel. [Glitch Grind 2.0 Effect: Dust Devastation. Damage: 290, Area +60.] He slashed—Glitch Goad 3.0 followed. Runes taunted "VOID-VAG" across the sky—Prince glitched, whip exploding in his face—grunts' shadow-bombs blew up mid-throw. [Glitch Goad 3.0 Effect: Explosive Fuckery. Damage: 270, Chaos +900.]
Snarkfang wheezed. "You're a fucking boom-storm, fuckface—blow 'em up!"
The Prince pulsed—rift flared, spawning glitch-shades, shadowy rift-rats with dark-daggers. Lira smashed two—iron sparking, code spraying. [Damage: 220.] Gorv's axe pulsed, crushing three into pixel paste. [Damage: 230.] Pip's void-blaster torched a cluster—toucan flamed the scraps, shadows glitching wide. [Damage: 250.]
Ryu grit his teeth, HP at 45. "Fuck you, shade-dick!" He swung—Glitch Gush 2.0 flared—a flood of thicker glitchy goo sprayed, coating his legs and tendrils—it hardened into tar stone, locking the Prince tight. [Glitch Gush 2.0 Effect: Tar Tomb. Damage: 260, Mobility -95.] The Prince flailed—fist hit himself, helm denting. [Self-Damage: 130.]
The shadow roared—rift pulsed, vines whipping. Ryu took a hit—vine lashed his leg, static searing. [Damage: -40 HP. HP: 5/80.] He roared, "Not yet!"—Glitch Gripe 2.0 hit. The Prince's glitches spread—tendrils fried grunts, helm shocked itself. [Glitch Gripe 2.0 Effect: Glitch Plague. Damage: 300, Glitches -90, Spread +25.]
Lira leapt, iron smashing his core—armor split, code bled. [Damage: 250.] Gorv cleaved his head—gravity crushed the helm flat, sparks flying. [Damage: 290.] Pip's void-blaster rammed the rift, toucan torching it shut—flames glitched, frying his last fist. [Damage: 270.]
Ryu staggered, "Die, fucker!"—Glitch Glower flared, blinding light scorching the Prince's face—grunts fell, clawing blind. [Glitch Glower Effect: Blind Burn. Damage: 230.] He swung—Glitch Gash sliced deep—static erupted, shades dissolving. The Prince bluescreened, collapsing into fizzing junk—eyes flashed "V#ID OUT." [GlitchVoidPrince.exe terminated. +2800 EXP. Level Up: Glitch Knight Rank 26. New Skill: Glitch Glower 2.0 (Blinds wider, burns deeper).]
Ryu stood, HP at 5, goo-soaked and grinning. The rift fizzled—Earth trembled, more rifts pulsing. Lira wiped her iron, snarling, "Prince's mulch." Gorv flexed, axe high, roaring. Pip high-fived his toucan, void-blaster sparking victory laps. The system flickered: [Quest Update: Prince Down. Note: Earth's still glitch-fucked—keep swinging, asshole.]
Snarkfang snorted. "You're a half-dead shitlord, Ryu—nice void tan."
"Fuck off," Ryu rasped, eyeing the chaos—sirens wailed, rifts roared.
He glared at his crew. "Move, fuckwits—Earth's a glitch-shitstorm now, and I'm not croaking in this shithole."
Lira smirked. "Next one's mulch too."