[Log 16] {Sil} Holy fuck. That was wild. I don't think I can even walk straight holy shit. Oh no. I can't feel my left cheek. I need to go again immediately.
{Logan} Woah what. Go off I guess. Remember the aftercare.
{Sil} Logan, you don't understand, the guy had a COILED dick, and he was such a gentleman about it too! I felt so comforted, we ate grapes and drank lemonade. I love men.
{Logan} I know. Quite obvious from the start Sil. Go enjoy yourself.
{Sil} I certainly will, but I'm confused. What do you mean obvious?
{Logan} All it takes is a pair of eyes, Sil. Even Leo knew. Everyone in the cursed faction knew.
{Sil} WHAT?! I need you to explain this later, the duck guy just came back.
{Logan} Don't forget the aftercare.
[Log 17] {Sil} That guy fucked all the vitamin C out of me, I'm glad I had lemonade, but I need a break before I go killing any celestials.
{Logan} That's not the right vitamin.
{Sil} Whatever, you know what I mean.
{Sil} Now explain to me what it is you mean by my attraction to men being obvious?
{Logan} Sil, everyone knew you were obsessed with Quinn. I found out about the incident when Quinn first turned into the bloodsucker.
{Sil} How?! I thought that was only between me, Quinn, Vorden and Raten. Did they tell you?
{Logan} I've been collecting data about Quinn as I wanted to make a museum dedicated to his life story and all of his accomplishments. I am a very thorough person.
{Sil} huh… I guess I sorta forgot about that.
{Logan} It feels easy to forget that he isn't around anymore, but whenever I update my memory bank, I see him standing just fine.
{Sil} I keep expecting him to be perfectly fine when I come back. I know the recovery is taking longer than we expected it to, but…
{Sil} How's his recovery going?
{Sil} Logan?
{Sil} Hold on, something came up
{Logan: edited} He's fine.
[Log 18] {Sil} Sorry for taking so long. Something attacked the ship. Wasn't expecting something to come so randomly.
{Sil} are you there?
{Logan} Yes I'm still here.
{Sil} Good. I was going to go wild if suddenly all communications went down haha.
{Sil} The lights were flickering and I had to scrape together all knowledge I had about technology to fix it. Then I realized I didn't know jack and tried using your ability to fix things.
{Sil} Hello?
{Logan} I'm getting your messages, Sil.
{Sil} Really? Maybe the communication is still broken. I tried my best to fix things but your ability is very hard to use.
{Sil} Logan?
{Sil} Come on, send, send, send!
{Logan} I can see your message. Is it a sort of lag for you?
{Sil} Ugh, yes. It's getting on my nerves, should I try fixing it again?
{Sil} Actually, I'm not waiting for an answer, I'm doing it again.
{Logan} I'd strongly recommend against that, my ability is very complicated and-
{Logan} You went and tried it anyway, didn't you.
{Logan} … I'm going to grab a sandwich.
{Sil} I made everything worse. I can't use the navigator anymore.
{Sil} Logan? You back yet?
{Logan} Sometimes your impatience is almost as bad as Quinn's.
{Logan} Do you want me to talk you through the process of fixing it?
{Sil} I'm too scared to try again. I think I connected the navigator to the toilet.
{Sil} I'll just keep things as they are.
{Sil} Right… the lag. I'll find an engineer somehow.
{Sil} I know you pretty much never sleep, but I do. Good night.
{Logan} Goodnight.
[Log 19] {Sil} I think I fixed the navigation problem. It looks like it's working just fine again. I'm going to visit the next solar system, maybe there will be another higher being there.
{Sil} Ugh, it's so boring waiting for the next message. I should've brought some sort of game with me.
{Logan} Check in the corridor, third door to the left, second shelf on the right cabinet.
{Sil} Checking it as we speak. What did you leave for me?
{Logan} One of the greatest game collections to ever be created.
{Sil} Wait a second, is this Sonic?
{Logan} Hell yeah it is.
{Logan} I should specify that I misread your message and thought you were referring to FNAF.
{Logan} But Sonic is good too.
{Sil} When did you sneak this on here? I left pretty suddenly.
{Logan} I keep track of all my friend's movements at any given time. I have once been told by Peter that I am the G.O.A.T.
{Sil} I mean… you are pretty GOATed. But also… Why do you track us…? Does this mean… you know exactly what me and the duck guy did..?
{Logan} I keep track of location.
{Sil} Thank god. I thought you kept track of everything.
{Logan} Your heart rate went above 100 last night.
{Sil} YOU CAN'T JUST SAY THAT.
{Logan} I am joking.
{Logan} Or am I?
{Sil} Logan you seriously scare me sometimes… I just wanna get laid.
{Logan} I thought this mission was to defeat higher beings that threaten our existence?
{Sil} I can multitask.
{Logan} "Go off" I guess. Like how the kids say it nowadays.
{Sil} I'd tell you to screw off, but I might jinx myself.
{Sil} Anyways, I found this one game where Sonic turns into a werewolf. Kinda cool. I might be busy for the next few hours.