Chapter 108: Words and skills follow! Negative status combo skills!
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Zhuge Lan summoned his Spirit, Li Jing's Long Sword, and activated his fourth Spirit Ring.
"Crackling! ! !"
Purple lightning entangled the sword's body, and the sparks emitted a piercing screech as they pierced the air.
It resembled a lightsaber, and its appearance was quite impressive.
Zhuge Lan casually waved the sword.
"Whoosh—"
A Wind Baboon was pulled over, kneeling in the void with its hands clasped together.
"Pa pa pa pa—"
A burst of lightning flashed.
The "Ancient Aberrant Species" that almost became a God-slayer in the future was electrocuted into charcoal.
So . . .
Dot dot dot dot!
It's still a bit lacking.
Again!
But...
"Medium Probability" changed to...
Blank!
The probability was directly deleted, becoming true words made manifest!
—Saying you'll have diarrhea means you definitely won't get hemorrhoids!
Several combinations had already sprung to Zhuge Lan's mind.
Slogan: I won't hit back but I'll talk back, eat sh*t, you LFF!;
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[-500,000 Emotion Points]
He then clicked on [Thorns Armor].
He silently mourned for his future opponents for a few seconds.
"Tsk!" Zhuge Lan clicked his tongue and said, "Isn't this fourth Spirit Skill just forced electrotherapy?"
[Consuming 10,000 Emotion Points, activating the fourth Spirit Ring!]
A gust of wind blew past.
Hemophobia + Nosebleeds = Continuous Control!
"Extremely Low Probability" changes to "Medium Probability."
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Ashes scattered with the wind, spread towards Sunset Forest.
[Increase Spirit Ring Age]: 10 Emotion Points/Year;
"Words Made Manifest": After activating the third Spirit Ring, reciting a certain negative status against the enemy attacking you has an extremely low probability of directly inflicting it!;
Directly boosted it to 50,000 years.
Even after boosting it to a 100,000-year Spirit Ring, a second Spirit Skill didn't appear.
[-499,000 Emotion Points]
(_)
This is good!
But the "Extremely Low Probability" leaves too little room for operation.
Coughing + Diarrhea + Hemorrhoids = Can't hold it in at all!
Menstrual Cramps + Appendicitis + Kidney Stones = Pain Mask!
Period + Thrombocytopenia = Hemorrhage!
(Everyone, if you have any fun combinations, you can comment here~)
Just asking you, are you afraid?!
Zhuge Lan was very happy with today's new Spirit Skills.
Even on the way back, he had a smile on his face.
Oscar and the others were both apprehensive and expectant.
Once Zhuge Lan smiled, it meant he was about to cause trouble.
But . . .
Every time after causing trouble, he would give you some sweets.
Increasing Spirit Power, functional Spirit Tools, knowledge points similar to the Immortal Herb Encyclopedia, etc.
Making people both love and hate him, with extreme emotional fluctuations.
"Don't make that expression."
Zhuge Lan said with a smile—
"Good luck, I caught two Spirit Beasts that were very suitable for me and absorbed them directly."
He first showed off Li Jing's Long Sword—White Black Black Black!
Then he showed off the Thorns Armor—Black Black Black Black!
Ten thousand year fourth Spirit Ring, huh.
For Zhuge Lan, it could only be considered ordinary.
Wait a minute! ! !
Everyone's eyes widened!
White Black Black Black!
Black Black Black Black!
—They almost blacked out!
But very quickly.
They realized that Zhuge Lan could change the color of Spirit Rings.
"Lan-ge, this isn't fun, is it?" Tang San seized the opportunity to complain, "Changing them all to ten thousand year Spirit Rings, it's hard for ordinary people to believe."
The others nodded in agreement.
A thousand-year first Spirit Ring could still be accepted with Whale Glue.
A ten thousand year first Spirit Ring?
Not to mention the physique problem.
How could a newly awakened kid withstand the soul shock?
Not to mention.
They had already seen Zhuge Lan's first three Spirit Rings.
So it must be . . .
"Didn't I tell you?" Zhuge Lan pretended to be puzzled, "Our family has a God's blessing, which can infuse divine power to increase the age of Spirit Rings acquired later."
Everyone ↓
(QДQ)ДQ)ДQ)
[Emotion Points + 11111]
[Emotion Points + 66666]
[Emotion Points + 44444]
The age of Spirit Rings can be increased after birth?!
Unheard of!
But . . .
Zhuge Lan had already brought out "God's blessing", making it difficult for people to question!
This . . .
Could it be true?!
"Whoosh—"
Ma Hongjun skillfully slid to his knees, hugging Zhuge Lan's thigh.
Zhuge Lan kicked him in the face with the sole of his shoe, keeping him out of range.
"If you have something to say, say it properly, don't rub your greasy leg on me!" Zhuge Lan said with disgust.
"Lan-ge! My Lan-ge!" Ma Hongjun didn't care and said, "Please! Increase the age for your little brother a bit!"
"My request isn't high, just increase the first two Spirit Rings to thousand-year quality!"
"Lan-ge! Please!"
"Weeping weeping weeping—"
Good heavens!
A two-hundred-pound crybaby?
Zhuge Lan kicked Ma Hongjun away with a flying kick.
As a warning to the others who were eager to try, this would be the fate of anyone who dared to hug his thigh!
But Zhuge Lan was still surrounded.
"Zhuge," Flender said expectantly, "Can the age of a Soul Sage's Spirit Ring be increased? Just the first few Spirit Rings will do!"
"Lan-ge! Dear Lan-ge!" Oscar said sincerely, "I've always listened to you the most, give the little one some sweets!"
"Lan-ge, I'll cover for you in the future if you mess with Fatty and the others!" Dai Mubai decided to raise the stakes.
"Dai-Boss! Seriously?" Ma Hongjun wailed, "Okay okay okay! Then I'll cover for Lan-ge too!"
"You should just give up, you're the one who gets messed with the most usually," Oscar also lowered his bottom line, "Add me, Lan-ge please!"
A group of people chattered non-stop, arguing endlessly.
Emotion Points sprayed out like a fountain, heading straight for Zhuge Lan.
Making Zhuge Lan smile from ear to ear.
Good good good!
Argue more!
Love to hear it!
But . . .
There are always some smart alecks who stand apart from the crowd.
"Is it fake?" Tang San questioned, "Is it another prank?"
Increasing the age of Spirit Rings acquired later or something . . .
It's too contrary to common sense!
Even a God wouldn't be able to do it, right?
It can only be said . . .
"Shut up!"
"How can you question Lan-ge?"
"Xiao San, apologize quickly!"
"Otherwise, don't blame me for being impolite!"
Although a group of people was scolding Tang San, their eyes were drifting towards Zhuge Lan.
Bro, say something to refute it!
Otherwise, we'll look like clowns!
Even the emotions they had just been excited about had dropped a lot.
This made Zhuge Lan unhappy!
He was harvesting so well, why are you being so talkative?
Questioning, huh?
Zhuge Lan directly drew out Li Jing's Long Sword, and the first and third Spirit Rings appeared together.
"Whoosh—"
▄ █ 〓 █ (╯●—●)シ!
Tang San knelt down firmly, looking confused.
Usually when Zhuge Lan was causing trouble, everyone would exchange a few words, and nothing would happen.
—Because even complaining provides Emotion Points.
Why did he directly go berserk when it came to him?
"Zzzzzz—"
The familiar sound of roasting meat above his head made Tang San look up.
His palm was emitting smoke, and it was already charred.
Huh?
Before, Zhuge Lan's third Spirit Skill seemed to only scald his hands, when did the temperature get so high?
"Aww—"
"It's cooked!"
"Lan-ge, let go quickly, I was wrong!"
But . . .
Could Zhuge Lan let Little Wretch off so easily?
He had to teach him a good lesson!
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