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Luna dashed in, blades drawn. "I'm ending this now!"
Roddick countered with another wild move called, "Butt Blast Barrage!"
Silver shockwaves erupted from his backside in rhythmic bursts, each one sending plumes of glowing dust toward Kai and Luna.
Kai rolled behind a log, wheezing with laughter. "Are you serious?! Butt Blast! What type of cringe name is this? Why didn't you ass blow up?"
"Ha Ha Ha! It's hilarious."
"Stop laughing and help!" Luna shouted, parrying one of Roddick's ridiculous aerial kicks.
Kai stood, channeling his aura. "Fine. Let's spank the pervert. Maybe then his ass will blow up!"
Luna's blades glimmered in the morning sun as she darted around Roddick's swinging tail. Her movements were fluid, deadly, every step guided by grace and efficiency. Roddick, on the other hand, fought like a theater clown with divine muscles, twirling dramatically and shouting out names of attacks that sounded like bathroom humor fused with martial arts.
