It all started 17 years ago.
That was the day, he ForeverSingle69 was reincarnated in this world as a baby.
A baby abandoned by his parents, thrown away in a dustbin to die.
But mistake not as he wasn't just any baby but the strongest baby in the world.
On the first day he could walk straight and punch a hole through concrete.
On the second day he had a complete set of teeth and could eat raw food without any issue.
On the third day he made his way to an orphanage, to get an identity.
On the fourth day he destroyed the orphanage.
On the fifth day he joined another orphanage.
On the sixth day the orphanage was gone.
On the seventh day he left the town and joined a new orphanage.
On the eight day...no orphanage was destroyed.
As it was one which didn't perform inhuman experiments in the background.
On the ninth day he looked at himself in the mirror.
Seeing that bald head he discarded his name ForeverSingle69 and decided to take on the mantle of the strongest.
Saitama.
At first it was just for fun.
But after 17 fcking years he came to understand.
'I fcking jinxed myself didn't I?'
Saitama tightly clenched his teeth.
Koneko gave him a blank look then looked at the broken fork in his hand.
Raising her hand she slapped his bald head.
'It hurts!"
"You broke it again."
"I'm sorry!"
Lightly rubbing his head, Saitama put down the broken fork and rolled up the omelette in front of him before directly stuffing it inside his mouth.
Koneko gave him a dissatisfied look.
"I told you not to eat like that."
"It all goes down the stomach anyway so why does it matter?"
Saitama picked up his empty plate and walked towards the kitchen.
Looking at his retreating back, Koneko lowered her head, looking at the omelette on her plate she muttered in a small voice.
"I wanted to eat with you....."
Saitama's figure froze.
Then he walked backwards and silently sat back down on his chair, with an empty plate in his hand.
Koneko smiled.
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After he was born, it didn't take long for Saitama to understand that he just came to the world of high school dxd.
After all there were signs all around him.
First the evil orphanage.
Second the flying fallen devil he saw one time at night.
Third, the devil tail he found when secretly peekimg under a lady's skirt.
In short there were many clues.
After confirming his suspicion, Saitama set out on a mission.
A mission with a single most important purpose.
To find a wife with big melons and a plump rear.
It should be an easy task no? With his incredible strength and the amount of busty woman present in this world it shouldn't be hard for him to find atleast one for himself yes?
Yes??
Yes????
No!
It isn't easy at all!
All because of this bald head!
But worry not!
As he had found the perfect solution!
"Saitama what's that?"
Koneko asked pointing at the box in Saitama's hand.
"It's the result of my hard work."
Koneko tilted her head in confusion.
Saitama put down the box and pulled out a black haired wig from within.
Then under Koneko's doumbfounded gaze he wore the wig on top of his bald head, covering it completely.
Touching the fake hair on his head, Saitama smiled.
This was the result of his hard work.
A wig especially designed by him, with enough power to stay stuck to his head even when he used 5% of his power.
It felt great.
It felt amazing.
Taking out a small mirror from his pocket, Saitama looked at himself.
And what appeared in his vision was a smart looking young boy with well defines facial features.
Unable to take his eyes off from his handsome face, Saitama asked Koneko without turning g his head.
"What do you think Koneko? About my new look? Heh i know i look good--"
*Sniff*
Saitama froze.
*Sniff*
He mechanically turned his head towards Koneko.
There he saw her, looking at him with tears in her eyes.
*Sniff*
"K-koneko?"
Saitama cried out in surprise.
Opening her mouth, Koneko said in a sad voice.
"Bald head?...gone?....."