2506: So, You Finally Admit It?
Chapter 2506: So, You Finally Admit It?
Song Shuhang couldn't help but feel stunned.
He was overcome by a textbook case of guilty conscience. After all, he had just ingested a life into his body, and Mama Song had suddenly broached the topic without any prior warning.
Out of sheer reflex, Song Shuhang found himself momentarily taken aback.
If he hadn't been aware of how peculiar the concept of 'self-pregnancy' was and if he hadn't known that his mother's imagination couldn't possibly stretch to such levels—he would have thought that there was some kind of telepathic connection between him and his mother!
"It's nothing, Mom, you're overthinking it," Song Shuhang replied in a hushed tone after regaining his composure.
Soft Feather and Su Clan's Sixteen were both seated in the living room. Being cultivators, their hearing was exceptional. Mama Song had pulled her son aside and whispered to him, but Su Clan's Sixteen and Soft Feather in the living room had caught every word.
Mama Song sighed and regarded her son with a complex expression… How could he have been so visibly guilty if he hadn't done something wrong?
Song Shuhangs astonishment had been too evident, so even without the ability to read faces, Mama Song could sense that something was amiss.
"Tell me, don't keep it hidden. Was it that long-legged Soft Feather? Or is it Su Clan's Sixteen, the girl you brought back this time?" Mama Song inquired in a hushed tone once more.
She and Papa Song held more conservative views on such matters. They didn't object to their children being in a relationship, but they hoped that their children wouldn't engage in certain acts of bedroom violence before marriage. They wished for their children to follow their example. They fell in love and then got married and stayed committed to each other for life.
However, if an accident had indeed occurred, Mama Song hoped to find a solution that satisfied both parties and their parents. She didn't want to evade responsibility. When the girl's parents inevitably expressed their anger, she hoped to do her best to mollify them with sincerity.
What concerned her was whether Song Shuhang was afraid of taking responsibility. The more he tried to conceal it, the worse the situation would become.
Song Shuhang was left speechless.
"If you can't tell me, I'll speak to those two girls myself," Mama Song said with a sigh when she noticed her son's reticence. "After all, you brought them here, so you should have mentally prepared yourself, right?"
Song Shuhang was still speechless.
Niom, would you believe me if I told you it was all a coincidence?
Pavilion Master Chu, his fellow daoist stone tablet, the virtuous lamia, Fairy
Creation, and the Scarlet Heaven Sword within him, along with the invisible White Dragon on Sixteen's neck in the distance, all seemed to be sipping tea and watching the spectacle.
Pavilion Master Chu sighed with a hint of amusement and employed the group voice transmission magical technique to convey her sentiments. "Even though Shuhang isn't foolish enough to confess to his parents that he's pregnant, the plot has reached this stage. Fate is truly wondrous. I can't help but marvel at the twists and turns of destiny."
"Now, how will he respond to his mother? Let's wait and see!" Daoist Stone Tablet, acting responsibly as a magic tool, prepared to record this scene and send a copy to his master, Senior White of the main world.
In the shadows, the eyes of the black- skinned Soft Feather suddenly lit up. She sent a voice transmission to offer a suggestion, "Senior Song, shouldn't you seize this opportunity to reveal the truth about 'cultivation' to your parents?" She felt it was an ideal moment. "Why don't you use the topic of
'pregnancy' as an entry point to confess about 'cultivation' to your parents?" "Have you considered it?" Mama Song asked while gazing at her watch.
In the living room, Papa Song and his wife, who were connected telepathically, began to warmly entertain Soft Feather and Su Clan's Sixteen. They even prepared the tea leaves Song Shuhang had left for them. Meanwhile, Papa Song discreetly observed the expressions of the two young ladies.
Soft Feather held the teacup and took a delicate sip.
"Yes, that's the name of this tea," Papa Song smiled.
Soft Feather nodded proudly and said, "Yes… I'm the one who stir-fried these tea leaves.'
She had once stir-fried a batch of Spirit Green Tea leaves and secretly sent a portion to Senior Song. The tea leaves bore the flavors of Spirit Butterfly Island's soil and water, as she had stir-fried them herself.
The spiritual energy imbued within the Spirit Green Tea would naturally differ depending on the planting location.
"l didn't expect my tea-frying skills to be this good," Soft Feather praised herself after taking another sip of the spirit tea. She believed her tea-frying skills had reached the same level as her father's!
Papa Songs interest was piqued upon hearing this. These tea leaves were stir-fried by this Miss Soft Feather?
Su Clan's Sixteen blinked her eyes.
She had once given Song Shuhang a large bottle of fasting pills, but she hadn't considered bringing spiritual items that ordinary people could use. She made a mental note of this.
The spiritual energy imbued within the Spirit Green Tea would naturally differ house for her everyday life.
She quietly turned her head to look at Song Shuhang.
It wasn't just the pendants on Song Shuhangs body. Sixteen was also very curious about how Song Shuhang would respond.
In the kitchen, Song Shuhang contemplated for a moment and reached a decision.
He thought that the suggestion from black- skinned Soft Feather was excellent. Since he intended to reveal the truth about 'cultivation' to his parents, he should use this opportunity to confess everything.
Of course, he couldn't use the concept of 'pregnancy' as a starting point. It was too sensational, even for cultivators.
Therefore, he would first tell his parents about 'cultivation' and then gradually steer the conversation to his accidental 'pregnancy' and take control of the topic.
"Very well, it's settled!" Song Shuhang thought to himself.
Seeing that her son had finally made up his mind, Mama Song pulled him into the kitchen.
"You're here early. Have you had breakfast?" Mama Song inquired.
"I've already eaten at the Confucian faction," Song Shuhang replied with a nod. "Ru Family Hotel? Did you stay together last night?" Mama Song asked softly.
"No, it wasn't a hotel," Song Shuhang shook his head. "Let me explain everything from the beginning."
"Alright… I'll prepare some snacks. Tell me while I work," Mama Song said.
Song Shuhang pondered for a moment and said, "Mom, I'm sure you've noticed the changes in the world outside, right?"
"What does that have to do with your 'pregnancy?" Mama Song asked.
Song Shuhang nodded.
The changes in the outside world were a result of the collapse of the Heavenly Dao, and the reason for his 'pregnancy' was also linked to the Heavenly Dao. It was due to the lingering influence of a Dao Artifact left behind by the Heavenly Dao.
"So, are you finally admitting to being 'pregnant?" Mama Song asked.
Song Shuhang was left speechless.
It was indeed a trap.
"Tell me, which young lady is responsible for this?" Mama Song wiped her hands and asked.
The conversation had circled back to its initial point..
2507: Senior Song, Begin Your Performance
Chapter 2507: Senior Song, Begin Your Performance
In the living room, Soft Feather, who was sipping tea, struggled to stifle her laughter. Su Clan's Sixteen also raised her teacup, lowered her head, and perked up her ears to eavesdrop on the conversation between Song Shuhang and his mother in the kitchen.
"Although I'm pregnant, it's not the way you're imagining it, Mom. Let me explain it step by step," Song Shuhang said with a sigh from the kitchen.
Mama Song responded dismissively, "Don't be so tedious. Just tell me who it is. I've been feeling quite youthful lately, so you don't need to worry about me not being able to handle it. Don't beat around the bush. Even if you describe a lengthy process, I have no interest in hearing it."
Regardless of which mother it was, from Mama Songs current perspective, none of them would be interested in listening to their son's nonsense. Discussing his love life could be postponed; right now, she only wanted to know the answer.
"I'm afraid that if I explain the process directly, you won't be able to accept it," Song Shuhang retrieved some ingredients from the fridge and handed them to his mother.
Mama Song frowned.
Her son was being evasive and refusing to disclose which girl had caused all this. Moreover, he had been repeatedly cautioning her, as if he believed she
couldn't handle the truth.
From a rational standpoint, the answer seemed clear.
That's right; if one were to think like a normal person, the answer was evident.
"Shuhang, bigamy is against the law in our country," Mom Song frowned. To be honest, she had trouble accepting this possibility.
Song Shuhang was taken aback. "What?"
Mama Song discreetly glanced at the two girls in the living room.
Based on her son's hints, the answer was… both of them.
She hadn't expected her son to change so much in college. Not only had his appearance undergone a significant transformation, but his personality had changed as well.
Pavilion Master Chu couldn't help but chuckle via the voice transmission function.
"Wait, Mom, can you not be so imaginative?" Song Shuhang hastily waved his hand.
Mama Song was momentarily stunned before letting out a sigh of relief.
If the two girls in the living room were pregnant, she truly didn't know how to handle the situation. In such a case, she and Shuhangs father couldn't express their sincerity to the parents of the two girls.
"Of course not. Neither Soft Feather nor Sixteen are pregnant," Song Shuhang clarified.
"None? Then who is pregnant?" Mama Song rubbed her temples.
"It's me." Song Shuhang gazed at the sky in despair.
God only knew how the conversation had led to this point.
Originally, he had planned to steer the conversation toward the topic of 'cultivation,' take the initiative, and then elucidate various 'because' arguments. Finally, after giving his mother a psychological shock, he would admit that he was pregnant.
But the conversation had spiraled out of control and had progressed in leaps and bounds.
All the plans he had formulated were rendered useless.
"In the end, it all comes down to this." The White Dragon's body began to twitch.
"Wouldn't it have been better to be honest from the start?" the sword remarked.
The kitchen fell silent.
Mama Song was at a loss for words.
Song Shuhang was speechless.
After a while, Mama Song rubbed her ears. "Who p s pregnant?"
"It's me. You didn't hear incorrectly. It's me, myself," Song Shuhang calmly stated.
"l don't remember giving birth to a daughter." Mama Song looked at her son.
"That's why you definitely won't be able to accept it. Now, do you want to hear me explain the process from the beginning to the end?" Song Shuhang calmly offered.
"Did you change your gender?" Mama Song inquired while trying to make sense of her son's response based on her existing knowledge.
"l believe you've noticed the changes in the outside world," Song Shuhang redirected the conversation, this time resisting his mother's narrative rhythm. He shifted the topic to his own pace.
Mama Song nodded. "What does the outside world's changes have to do with you?"
"Yes, about half of those changes are because of me," Song Shuhang affirmed. When the Heavenly Dao collapsed, it was his fifth speech. Before that, the Heavenly Dao Ball had devoured his lower body, and then it collapsed.
Mama Song was rendered speechless.
How could she describe this feeling? Mama Song felt incapable of continuing the conversation with her son.
"Mom, you should've considered the changes in the outside world. There are 'mysteries' in this world, right?" Song Shuhang began to speak at his own pace and transitioned from the superficial to the profound.
"As for me, this year… To be precise, it was last year when I encountered these 'mysteries' related to cultivation." After revealing this much, Song Shuhang couldn't help but recall his first interaction with the Nine Provinces Number One Group and his initial excitement.
"In fact, the Spirit Green Tea I left at home, the unique 'spring water,' and the special rice stored at home are all extraordinary. You and Dad should be able to feel the changes in your bodies. It's just that all this time, you haven't considered it from that perspective," Song Shuhang continued.
The living spring could extend one's lifespan, and the spiritual rice and green vegetables could enhance one's physical condition to a certain extent. This effect had already manifested in Papa Song and Mama Song.
Mama Song was speechless.
There was so much information that she didn't know what to say.
However, upon careful consideration, she began to accept it to some extent, as she had indeed become much younger.
Previously, Song Shuhang had wisely used spiritual rice, spiritual tea, and the living spring as a foundation. It had been a very wise decision. With these elements acting as a buffer, Mama Song found it much easier to accept. But even so, she still found it surreal. It was as though she were in a dream.
"Well, there's no evidence. I'm going to show you some evidence. Senior Chu, can you help me set up a barrier in my house?" Song Shuhang requested. Pavilion Master Chu was taken aback.
Niama Song glanced at her son's hair in surprise. After pondering for a moment, she asked, "Are Soft Feather and Su Clan's Sixteen not ordinary people either?"
In the past, she hadn't given it much thought, but now, if she thought about it more deeply… the names of these two girls were different from those of ordinary people.
Song Shuhangs big heart had most likely been inherited from his mother.
Mama Song still felt like she was in a dream, but her mind had already started to calmly analyze some information. At the very least, it wasn't crashing.
"Yes. Come to the living room," Song Shuhang said. "I'll show you and Dad something."
"Wait. You're not planning to use the City-level Lightning Palm, are you? If you're going to use it in the house, I will need to add a 'space' type spell for defense.'
Song Shuhangs City-level Lightning Palm was enormous. If he used it in his room, Pavilion Master Chu would have to incorporate a spatial spell.
"Of course not," Song Shuhang replied.
Afterward, in the living room, Mama Song and Papa Song sat side by side.
Song Shuhang stood in front of the television.
"Senior Song, start your performance," Soft Feather rested her chin on her hands and chuckled..
2508: No Comparison, No Harm
Chapter 2508: No Comparison, No Harm
Soft Feather's face was filled with excitement.
Su Clan's Sixteen crossed her fingers and placed them on her thighs while looking a bit nervous.
Meanwhile, at this moment, Mama Song was still preoccupied with the inescapable topic of 'pregnancy.' As a mother, she was naturally more concerned about that matter.
On the other side, Papa Song had a puzzled expression beside his wife. He hadn't heard the previous conversation between his wife and son, so he was unaware of what had transpired. But when he saw Song Shuhang standing in front of the TV with a serious expression, he guessed that his son intended to put on a show.
For some inexplicable reason, Papa Song suddenly had a premonition that his liver was aching.
It was even more painful than the time his son had driven home on a hand-guided tractor.
Papa Dad discreetly touched his chest and contemplated whether he should take some preemptive pills to address the ailment.
"So, what should we perform first?" Song Shuhang asked.
Fellow Daoist Stone Tablet responded, "Just do something. Honestly, there isn't much for you to showcase at the moment. You only possess the knowledge of a few spells."
Papa Dad couldn't help but glance at the small stone tablet hanging from his son's waist. Was this some cutting-edge smart voice device? Was the Al really that advanced?
Pavilion Master Chu was left bewildered. "Regarding thunder techniques, aside from the Lightning Palm, you also have some knowledge of the Five-Blow-Thunderstruck, though you haven't fully mastered it.
Five-Blow-Thunderstruck isn't suitable for a home performance."
"l also have a charging spell," Song Shuhang added.
Pavilion Master Chu responded disdainfully, "Don't embarrass yourself! Do you intend to use that insignificant spell to charge your parents' phones?" Papa Song once again scrutinized his son's hair.
If the small stone tablet pendant could indeed be a high-intelligence Al device, then what purpose did his hair serve? Was it an antenna?
Papa Song unease continued to mount. He turned to his wife.
His wife extended her hand and grasped his large hand, intertwining their fingers. "The outside world is evolving, so let's embrace a more open-minded perspective."
Papa Song held his wife's hand tightly, and even the pain in his liver seemed to subside.
Song Shuhang reflected for a moment and then remarked, "In that case… Should I quickly demonstrate some of the minor spells I'm acquainted with?"
Having said that, he exhaled gently and activated the Lotus Blossoming Tongue, a skill he had mastered.
Beautiful white lotuses materialized out of thin air and floated in the void to emit a peculiar fragrance that triggered salivation.
Song Shuhang employed his mental prowess and extended his hand to gracefully present the white lotuses to his parents, Su Clan's Sixteen, the White Dragon, and Soft Feather.
"Clap, clap, clap!" Soft Feather applauded lightly.
Papa Song caught the descending white lotus with a bewildered expression.
"It's edible," Su Clan's Sixteen reminded him from the side.
"What?"
"These white lotuses are edible." Su Clan's Sixteen treated the white lotus as though it were a lollipop and gently licked it.
Papa Song took hold of the white lotus and then looked up at his son.
"What bizarre turn of events is this? Magic tricks? Wait a moment… Earlier, my wife mentioned that the outside world is changing. Has Shuhangs body also undergone a mutation?"
Papa Dad had viewed science fiction and fantasy movies depicting a changing world, genetic mutations leading to superhumans, and the emergence of superpowers.
"Next up is this," Song Shuhang said while taking a step in midair.
Subsequently, a crystalline black lotus manifested beneath his feet. Lotus Step was undeniably an impressive ability! Even if it scored only 5 points for aesthetics, it would easily garner a rating of around 7 points with Lotus Step.
"Senior Songs 'Lotus Step' remains as splendid as ever," Soft Feather commented enviously. She had long envied Song Shuhangs talents.
Regrettably, such mystical techniques weren't attainable through mere desire.
Papa Song ruminated momentarily, then gestured at Song Shuhangs black lotus and asked in a subdued voice, "Can this be consumed?"
Su Clan's Sixteen blinked and responded, "l don't think that's possible, right?" After all, this lotus was the very one Song Shuhang had trodden upon…
Papa Song took a bite of the white lotus in his hand and silently nodded. "l see.
I'm starting to get it."
"What do you understand?" Su Clan's Sixteen inquired, puzzled.
"Shuhang, are you a lotus-based esper?" Papa Song ventured a guess, even though he found it ludicrous. People with superpowers typically appeared in movies.
However, the issue lay in the fact that his son had just exhibited two lotus-related abilities before their eyes.
"Perhaps I'm still in a dream? Perhaps it's still the end of 2019, and I'm having an amusing dream on New Years Eve? Thus, in 2020, the outside world is changing, and my son has become a practitioner of some kind."
The White Dragon chortled, "Hahahaha, a lotus-based esper. Shuhang, I've made up my mind. The next time you reveal your divine powers, I'll dub you 'Tyrannical Lotus!
Song Shuhang, hovering on the black lotus in midair, was rendered speechless.
He couldn't help but reminisce about the day when he was introduced to the 'cultivation world' thanks to Soft Feather and Su Clan's Sixteen and shattered his worldview.
"Not an esper," Mama Song corrected, her heart resolute.
Papa Song queried, "Not an esper? Then what is it?"
"Yes, it's cultivation." Song Shuhang affirmed earnestly. Regardless of whether his parents could accept it or not, he was determined to demonstrate the abilities of a cultivator!
Acting assertive in front of his parents without needing to flee afterward was quite exhilarating.
Having relayed this much, Song Shuhang extended his hand and pointed. A pair of sharp treasured sabers emerged from his Dantian and hovered beside him while executing graceful rotations. "This is a saber control technique used for riding a flying saber."
"It's not a sword control technique?" Mama Song suddenly inquired. "Mom, that hurts. Am I really your biological son?" Song Shuhangs mental state teetered.
"Auntie, Senior Song isn't skilled in sword control techniques. However, he does excel in saber techniques," Soft Feather explained.
Following this statement, Yu Rouzi opened her mouth and expelled a sword light.
The sword light transformed into a beautiful longsword adorned with butterfly patterns. When the longsword soared, it emitted the dazzling radiance of Spirit Butterfly Island's spells, complete with fluttering butterfly wings. The overall presentation was both beautiful and stylish.
"Clap, clap, clap!" both Papa Song and Mama Song applauded enthusiastically.
Their minds hadn't fully comprehended the situation. They might still possess subconscious resistance to the concept of 'cultivation.' Nevertheless, they were already captivated by Soft Feather's and Sixteen's sword and saber techniques.
Su Clan's Sixteen gently gripped Mama Song's small hand.
"I specialize in the way of the blade," Su Clan's Sixteen responded. She reached out while conjuring an old-fashioned oil-paper umbrella.
Subsequently, Sixteen grasped the umbrella's handle and gently extracted it. A straight blade gleaming with a cold, sharp light emerged from within the umbrella.
Her life-bound magical treasure, the short knife, had undergone evolution thanks to Song Shuhangs Eye Drops. It had successfully merged with her painting path and resulted in the creation of the current umbrella knife. Following this, Sixteen released her grip on the weapon and allowed it to float in the air with the blade pointing downwards. An expansive landscape painting unfurled around the blade and enveloped the entire living room.
"Clap, clap, clap!" both Papa Song and Mama Song applauded heartily.
While Papa Songs mind had yet to fully grasp the situation, he might still possess subconscious resistance to the notion of 'cultivation.' Nevertheless, Papa Song and Mama Song were already captivated by Soft Feather and Sixteen's sword and saber techniques..
2509: Mama Song's Happy Dilemma
Chapter 2509: Mama Song's Happy Dilemma
By this time, Mama Song had started to come to terms with what her son referred to as 'cultivation.' Of course, this acceptance didn't happen all at once; it required some adjustment time. It was like installing a program that transitioned from one percent to one hundred.
—Her big heart that she had passed down to Song Shuhang played a crucial role in this.
Compared to Mama Song, Papa Songs ability to accept this was somewhat lacking.
However, with his wife appearing so composed and accepting the concept of their son's involvement in 'cultivation,' he couldn't afford to show disbelief or panic. It would be rather embarrassing, after all.
So, holding Mama Songs hand firmly, Papa Song decided to embrace the concept with his body first, regardless of his brain's acceptance. He would later feed this concept back to his brain and carefully ponder whether this was reality or a dream.
With this in mind, Papa Song also began to remain composed when faced with Feather's swordplay and Su Clan's Sixteen's saber techniques.
In fact, even if he wasn't actively thinking, he could turn around and look at his son. "Shuhang, do you have any other techniques besides saber wielding?" Song Shuhang was left momentarily speechless.
"In reality, Shuhang has a remarkable talent for saber techniques. However, his style isn't suited for performances; every swing of his blade could bring about world- shattering destruction, even at home," Su Clan's Sixteen began explaining after returning her saber to its umbrella, as she attempted to accumulate points on Song Shuhangs behalf.
"World- shattering destruction?" Mama Song gazed at the pair of blades twirling around her son and tried her best to imagine. To be honest, not that she wasn't a loving mother, but she truly couldn't fathom how her son could cause 'world- shattering destruction.'
It was a test of her imagination.
There was no way around it. At the beginning of last year, her son was just an ordinary college student. This year, she was told her goofy son could bring about 'world-shattering destruction.' Even a mother would find such a notion difficult to accept.
However, Mama Song narrowed her eyes as she observed Su Clan's Sixteen.
This young lady might have a chance.
As someone who had been through it, she could naturally see that this young lady was doing everything in her power to protect her goofy son.
However… Although Feather appeared to be in a cheerful state, she seemed to have helped her son out of predicaments before.
Both of these girls were incredibly outstanding, each with their unique beauty. Mama Song couldn't help but feel a mix of happiness and worry.
"Mom, your disbelief is written all over your face. I must have inherited that
'passive face-reading from you," Song Shuhang sighed and said. "Actually, I'm somewhat famous in the world of cultivation now. In the myriad realms, if you mention my name, Tyrannical Song, it can even intimidate some of the lowlifes.'
"What in the world is 'Tyrannical Song?" Papa Song couldn't help but feel a pang of embarrassment upon hearing that title.
"It's a Sage Name. It's the title obtained by an Eighth Stage Profound Sage after displaying their divinity. It's also a symbol of the cultivation realm," Su Clan's Sixteen explained.
Mama Song nodded and asked, "So, Soft Feather and Sixteen, what level are you at?"
She and Papa Song had gained more insight into this 'cultivation' from their conversation with Sixteen.
"Soft Feather and I are currently at the Fifth Stage Realm," Su Clan's Sixteen explained.
Papa Song nodded. "l see. No wonder Shuhangs saber technique is a bit lacking. It turns out there's a three-level difference between him and you guys."
In the hearts of most people, the higher the number, the lower the grade. After all, in ancient times, there were ninth-grade Sesame Officials and first- grade Great Prime Ministers.
Song Shuhang was at the Eighth Stage, while Su Clan's Sixteen and Soft Feather were at the Fifth Stage. In that case, Sixteen and Soft Feather should be more powerful.
Soft Feather chuckled and said, "Uncle, you're mistaken. Cultivators' levels aren't calculated that way. The levels of cultivators range from the First Stage Foundation Establishment Cultivators to the Ninth Stage Tribulation Transcenders. Senior Songs Eighth Stage Profound Sage realm is only inferior to that of a Ninth Stage Tribulation Transcender."
In fact, initially, the world of cultivators didn't have the concept of ranks.
Instead, it was divided into stages based on Foundation Establishment, Houtian, Xiantian, Jindan, Yuanying, and so on. The concept of grades likely became popular during ancient times.
Papa Song was left speechless.
He glanced at his son once more while wearing an expression of disbelief. "It seems that if I don't show off my skills, you all might underestimate me," Song Shuhang jumped down from the black lotus confidently and got into a stance, ready to use the Holy Ape Dragon Power Technique.
As he started to demonstrate his power, a radiant aura of virtue appeared behind him.
The virtuous lamia extended her hands and assumed the stance of a white crane spreading its wings. The tip of her tail was forked, and her body leaned to the left, mimicking the posture of a golden rooster standing alone. "It's time to show my true skills!" declared Song Shuhang as one.
Fairy Creation, standing in the middle, also adopted the classic white crane spreading its wings and golden rooster standing alone posture. She said, "Let me say a line occasionally!" This was Song Shuhang as two.
Finally, the black- skinned Soft Feather emerged from Song Shuhangs shadow and struck the same pose as the two seniors, leaning to the right. Under the influence of the virtuous lamia's aura of virtue, if she didn't appear for too long, it wouldn't affect the emotions of ordinary people.
She didn't have any suitable lines, but fortunately, Fairy Creation had sent her a prerecorded 'voice' at the last minute. With a light tap, she played the voice.
"l think, maybe… Maybe… Maybe… 1 need a pregnancy test kit?" Song Shuhangs voice resounded once more.
Papa Song was left speechless.
Mama Song was left speechless.
Song Shuhang was left speechless.
This was how a family should be organized.
After a while, Papa Song asked, "Are these three girls under the effect of a spell?"
"No, they're pendants," The White Dragon on Su Clan's Sixteen's neck explained, though she didn't reveal her physical form.
"The girl in black on the right looks like Soft Feather?" Mama Song had sharp eyes.
"Yeah," Soft Feather proudly confirmed. "That's my inner demon."
'Even her inner demon has a connection with Shuhang? Could it be that Soft Feather is the one with a chance?' Mama Song couldn't help but glance at Soft Feather.
Papa Song rubbed his chin and said, "So, does Sixteen have an inner demon on Shuhangs body?"
Su Clan's Sixteen shook her head slightly, feeling a bit disappointed.
At this point, Song Shuhang chuckled and said, "Sixteen's inner demon isn't on me. However, I actually have something related to her… It's just that his personality is a little bad."
Mama Song was confused.
Song Shuhang snapped his fingers.
Hua
A ball of flame appeared beside him.
Within the flames, a grown version of 'Sixteen' appeared.
After Sixteen appeared, she first looked around and saw Song Shuhangs parents, Soft Feather, and… Su Clan's Sixteen.
When she saw Sixteen, her eyes lit up.
But before she could do anything, Song Shuhang snapped his fingers again, and 'Sixteen' disappeared unwillingly.
Mama Song couldn't help but glance at Su Clan's Sixteen again. She nodded her head in agreement with her appearance.
"Alright, after seeing this, your father and I should be able to accept some settings of this 'cultivation'." Mama Song nodded.
"Wait, Mom. I haven't really shown my skills yet," Song Shuhang hurriedly said.
Papa Song waved his hand. "No need. We already know what to do. In addition, let's first digest what Sixteen and Soft Feather just told us. You don't have to show off anymore. Anyway, you've already achieved your goal."
Song Shuhang was speechless.
It's so uncomfortable. Let me show you my skills.. Let me really show you my skills!
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2510: Clearly Arranging Family Matters
Chapter 2510: Clearly Arranging Family Matters
Papa Songs words made a lot of sense. The main reason why Song Shuhang wanted to 'show off' in front of his family was to make them believe in the existence of 'cultivation'.
Now, both Papa Song and Mama Song were in the process of believing. Their bodies had faithfully relayed the information that 'cultivation is real' to their brains, and their brains were slowly processing and confirming this information.
In this situation, there was no need for Song Shuhang to 'show off' again.
In fact, if Song Shuhang forcefully continued to 'show off,' it would only add
to the burden on the minds of Papa Song and Mama Song. At this point, what they needed was not more evidence, but some time to digest the information and think calmly.
Pavilion Master Chu agreed. "You can't convince them all at once. Shuhang, since your parents have already started to accept it, you should give them some time to process it. Just stay quietly by their side, and when they have doubts, you can help clarify things."
Song Shuhang had no choice but to temporarily suppress his desire to perform.
A while later, Papa Song and Mama Song sat side by side on the sofa.
Soft Feather and Su Clan's Sixteen sat beside Mama Song.
Song Shuhang squeezed in next to Papa Song.
The virtuous lamia's tail was coiled up and 'sitting on the opposite side of the coffee table while she gazed at the 'white lotus' on the table.
Fairy Creation was pacing back and forth behind the sofa, and no one knew what she was doing.
Black-skinned Soft Feather was worried about affecting Song Shuhangs parents, so she quietly returned to the shadow of Song Shuhang.
"It suddenly feels a lot livelier," Mama Song said… Besides, she finally noticed something. Her son had conjured girls like magic. Even the hair on his head emitted pleasant female voices.
This didn't seem to be a bad thing, but it wasn't necessarily a good thing either. Mama Song secretly glanced at Su Clan's Sixteen and Soft Feather.
Papa Song rubbed his eyes and looked at the tail of the virtuous lamia.
"Dad, don't resist reality," Song Shuhang consoled him. Today, his parents' worldview would collapse along with his.
It's better to face it alone than together.
He had wanted to do this for a long time. Now that he finally had the chance to do it, he was super excited.
"Sixteen and Soft Feather, did you start practicing cultivation when you were young?" Mama Song pondered for a moment before asking.
"Yes, I'm a member of the Spirit River Su Clan," Su Clan's Sixteen nodded.
"I'm a member of Spirit Butterfly Island. Our Spirit Butterfly Island is an overseas immortal island with a good environment. Actually, I was planning to invite Senior Song to come with me to Spirit Butterfly Island to practice cultivation," Soft Feather said with a smile.
"Invite Senior Song to Spirit Butterfly Island to practice cultivation?" Mama Song felt that there was a story behind this.
When Su Clan's Sixteen heard this, her small face turned red. She had also invited Shuhang to join the Spirit River Su Clan before. However, the Spirit River Su Clan normally didn't accept outsiders, so the method she used to invite him was quite unique. At that moment, she was too embarrassed to tell Mama Song about this invitation method.
"Did Sixteen also invite Shuhang?" Mama Song saw Sixteen's face suddenly turn red. Her heart skipped a beat. She felt that there was hope here.
"Haha, haha," Song Shuhang, who was standing at the side, suddenly laughed heartily.
His hearty laughter couldn't hide his guilty conscience.
"Why are you smiling so strangely?" Mama Song stretched out her hand and patted Papa Songs thigh. At the same time, she understood that Su Clan's Sixteen had indeed invited her son, and the story behind it might be even more profound.
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When Mama Song slapped Song Shuhangs thigh, the sound of a large metal bell being slapped rang out. The sound was long and melodious.
Mama Song frowned.
"You have an iron plate in your leg?" Her hands hurt from the slap.
"No, Mom, don't misunderstand," Song Shuhang hurriedly waved his hand and said, "This is my protective divine art. I have practiced the Mutated Steel Hands Technique, the Scholarly Indestructible Body of the Buddha, the Holy
Ape Dragon Power Technique, and the newly added Liquid Golden Body Technique. Therefore, my body is actually much harder than an iron plate now."
Not only was it much harder than an iron plate, but the hardness of an iron plate wasn't even worthy of comparison to Song Shuhang's body! Pavilion Master Chu couldn't help but say, "You're really tough."
"Is your whole body like this?" Mama Song asked.
Song Shuhang nodded. "Yes, they all have this level of defense. Some a_reas are even tougher."
Niama Song didn't believe it and stretched out her hand to twist Song
Shuhangs arm.
When she stretched out her hand to pinch Song Shuhangs arm, it felt as if she was pinching an iron arm.
"Do you believe me now?" Song Shuhang said.
"How will you get an injection when you're sick?" Mama Song asked worriedly.
Was there a needle in this world that could penetrate Song Shuhangs body? What if he needed surgery? How would they cut open this iron body? A saw? Soft Feather comforted her. "Auntie, you don't have to worry. When a cultivator is sick, they naturally have their own methods of treatment."
"That's right. I haven't fully adapted to it yet." Mama Song rubbed her eyebrows.
If her son had turned his entire body into a lump of iron for no reason, what would happen to their intimacy in the future?
Mama Song looked at Su Clan's Sixteen and Soft Feather, who were beside her. The two young ladies had delicate skin and tender flesh… She had a headache.
Why would her son turn his body into a lump of iron for no apparent reason?
After thinking up to this point, Mama Song fiercely slapped Song Shuhangs arm.
The most annoying thing was that it was her hand that hurt.
Papa Song quickly rubbed his wife's hand and suggested, "Don't use your hands. Later, use a ruler. It won't hurt your hands."
"Dad, are you for real?" Song Shuhang didn't know whether to laugh or cry.
"Let's get down to business… Shuhang, since you've confessed to us about 'cultivation,' do you have any plans for the next step?" Papa Song asked.
His worldview had nearly collapsed, and he was starting to rebuild it.
"Yes, 1 wanted to take advantage of the global changes to confess to you about 'cultivation,' so that it would be easier for you to accept. After that, I want to transfer all of you to the world of the golden lotus in the scholarly faction. In the coming period, the myriad worlds will probably be in turmoil. I'll feel more at ease after I transfer you to the world of the golden lotus," Song Shuhang nodded.
"So, you mean we're moving?" Mama Song tried to calm herself and asked.
"At least for eight to ten years, and possibly even a hundred years or a thousand years," Song Shuhang said.
"A hundred years?" Papa Song raised his eyebrow. "A thousand years?"
"Yes, even though I can't solve your 'cultivation' problem at the moment, with my current methods, extending your lifespan by a thousand years is not a problem," Song Shuhang said confidently.
Papa Song was speechless.
That's right, since 'cultivation' was involved, extending one's lifespan was a given.
"When are we moving?" Mama Song asked.
"I've requested a batch of spots from the scholarly faction… So, if you feel it's necessary, we can bring some of our family members to the scholarly faction in the next few days," Song Shuhang replied.
This was also the reason why he had told Soft Feather that he might stay in Wenzhou City for a few days..