2501: At This Time, We Need to Use the Process of Elimination
Chapter 2501: At This Time, We Need to Use the Process of Elimination
Song Shuhang possessed a remarkable ability to adapt.
Since that day, June 4th of the previous year, when his worldview, built over eighteen years, had suddenly shattered, he had risen, Phoenix-like, from the ashes. Now, he was like a blank canvas continually embracing new experiences and revising his understanding of the world and his values.
On the night of January 2nd, current year, he was utterly panicked about the possibility of being pregnant and felt his brain shake with trepidation.
But when the sun rose on January 3rd, Song Shuhang serenely accepted this preposterous reality.
In the modern world, at the White Cloud Academy of the scholarly faction, on the Star Observation Platform…
Song Shuhang, fully rejuvenated in spirit and condition, sat cross-legged on the platform. He pushed his mask up to his forehead and quietly enjoyed the sunrise.
In contrast, a group of senior masters and goddesses behind him looked on with concern.
Soft Feather's primary form whispered, "Is Senior Song really okay? I've heard that some people become reserved and taciturn after extreme events. The quieter Senior Song is, the closer he might be to breaking down. It's very dangerous! "
Soft Feather, Su Clan's Sixteen, and Lady Onion had all withstood the Tyrannical Annihilation Speech.
The Tyrant's Death Time, terrifying for cultivators across the universe, had barely affected Soft Feather. The repeated deaths in Tyrannical Time were merely a fun experience for her.
Su Clan's Sixteen, too, had survived the Tyrannical Annihilation Speech. The trial she endured in secret was no less challenging than Tyrannical Time. With some adjustments and the aid of the living spring, she would soon overcome Song Shuhangs speech.
In the Nine Provinces Number One Group, apart from Yellow Mountain, only Senior Northern River seemed relatively normal.
Lady Onion, having gone through the experience once, was more accustomed.
After the second viewing of the speech, she awoke lively and energetic as ever.
After emerging from the Inner World, they learned of Song Shuhangs pregnancy.
Their reactions varied.
Upon hearing the news, Lady Onion first reacted with shock, then a series of theories about the Cycle of Karma flooded her thoughts. Eventually, she succumbed to an inexplicable fear… one could only wonder what scenario she had concocted in her mind.
Soft Feather initially expressed surprise, followed by curiosity. She pondered how Senior Song became pregnant, the underlying principles, whether it was a boy or a girl, and whether it could be born. Her mind buzzed with a myriad of questions. After her intense curiosity subsided, she began to worry about Pregnant Husband Senior Songs state.
As for Su Clan's Sixteen, she was still reeling from the shocking news.
The White Dragon's small claws fluttered before her eyes, but Sixteen showed no reaction.
"This shutdown is even longer than when Shuhang used the Karma Saber Technique." The White Dragon inwardly noted—Sixteen's ability to accept new things was worse than anticipated.
"Don't worry, Soft Feather, I'm fine," Song Shuhang turned and offered her a reassuring smile.
Soft Feather nodded in response to Song Shuhang.
As Song Shuhang turned back to continue watching the sunrise, Soft Feather murmured, "Seniors, do you think Senior Songs smile was genuine?"
"From the outside," the White Dragon replied, "I'd give that smile eight points. "
"Don't worry too much, everyone. Look, Tyrannical Song is currently binge-eating and drinking. He's using food to temper his emotions. If he goes overboard, he might just recover," Fellow Daoist Stone Tablet analyzed calmly. "So, why don't we think about how to handle the child inside Tyrannical Song?"
Lately, Fellow Daoist Stone Tablet had been the voice of reason, always steering off-topic discussions back on track.
"Child…" Su Clan's Sixteen murmured behind them.
"Sixteen, have you finally rebooted?" the White Dragon asked with a smile.
However, turning to look, she found Su Clan's Sixteen still in a state of shutdown—the mention of 'child! by Fellow Daoist Stone Tablet had simply triggered a single phrase.
"This girl is beyond help," the sword declared.
The White Dragon fell silent.
"Speaking of a solution, I actually came up with a feasible one last night," Pavilion Master Chu spoke up. She had temporarily positioned herself atop Soft Feather's head to speak to everyone.
"What's the plan?" Senior Turtle asked, intrigued.
"Actually, Shuhangs issue is quite simple to resolve. If you think about it, Shuhang's 'pregnancy isn't literal. The embryonic lifeform is just in his 'core reactor.' So… if we temporarily remove the core reactor, wouldn't that solve
Soft Feather shook her head, feeling a strange sensation as Pavilion Master Chu spoke atop her head.
"What happens after it's taken out?" the White Dragon inquired.
"How do we take it out?" asked the black-skinned Soft Feather.
"Could Fairy @#%x manage the extraction process?" Pavilion Master Chu turned to the virtuous lamia.
The virtuous lamia interlocked her fingers and placed them beneath her chin. She nodded gently. As the embodiment of Song Shuhangs light of virtue, she was intrinsically connected to him. She could enter his Dantian and remove the core reactor.
This, however, would require Song Shuhangs consent.
"As for what comes after… perhaps we could consider surrogacy?" Pavilion Master Chu suggested.
The embryo in the core reactor was already a new life that needed to grow and required a mother for nourishment. "Who will it be?" Senior Turtle inquired.
Silence enveloped the group.
"This is where we must employ the process of elimination," the White Dragon said with a calm smile, "First, exclude me, Fairy @#%x, and Fairy Creation.
We are all in a 'state of virtue' and lack physical bodies, so we're out of the equation."
"Fellow Daoist White Dragon makes a valid point," the stone tablet concurred.
"So, I think Fairy Chu is quite suitable," the White Dragon proposed. "We can't leave such matters to the younger generation. As seniors, it's our responsibility to step up at such times!"
"Regrettably, Scarf Fairy, I haven't yet grown to waist-level and lack that functionality," Pavilion Master Chu responded calmly.
"Seniors, how about letting me try?" Soft Feather's original form suddenly volunteered. "It sounds like fun, I…
Before she could finish, the black-skinned Soft Feather lunged at her and covered her mouth. "Original body, this matter really isn't feasible."
Father will die!
2502: Living This Life To The Fullest
Chapter 2502: Living This Life To The Fullest
"This situation would definitely be too much for Father's weak nerves…" Black- skinned Soft Feather covered her main body's mouth in an attempt to dissuade her.
After a thoughtful moment, Soft Feather's main body nodded in agreement.
Black- skinned Soft Feather finally heaved a sigh of relief and released her hand from her main body's mouth.
"Alright, then let Father be the surrogate," Soft Feather's main body suggested.
Black- skinned Soft Feather was startled.
What's with that absurd suggestion, main body?
Up ahead, Song Shuhang was pretending to admire the sunrise. He couldn't help but feel his heart tremble. What kind of devilish suggestion was Soft Feather making?!
This conversation mustn't reach Senior Spirit Butterflys ears.
"So, as expected… Senior Spirit Butterfly is a fairy, right?" Lady Onion suddenly said. Otherwise, why would Soft Feather come up with such a ridiculous suggestion?
Black- skinned Soft Feather was confused.
Song Shuhang shook his head frantically.
Lady Onion remained in her green onion form as she sat on Fairy Creation's lap while shaking her little feet. "l remember seeing Senior Thrice Reckless mention something in the Nine Provinces Number One Group chat group. It was said that there was a rumor on Spirit Butterfly Island… According to the legends, Senior Spirit Butterfly was actually a fairy! Moreover, this is based on evidence. If everyone thinks about it carefully, we can find a lot of clues." "For example?" Senior Turtle's gossipy heart surged as he asked.
"Like Senior Spirit Butterfly's Daoist name being very feminine? And how sometimes Senior Spirit Butterfly would throw a tantrum and act like a little woman who would 'nitpick' others! Moreover, it was said that Senior Spirit Butterfly had never brought his 'wife' back to Spirit Butterfly Island. He had always left the Spirit Butterfly Island to go on dates with his wife. Even after Soft Feather was born, Senior Spirit Butterfly brought her back to Spirit Butterfly Island alone." Lady Onion raised her five fingers and counted them one by one. "So, if Senior Spirit Butterfly is really a woman, then everything can be explained!"
Black- skinned Soft Feather was dumbfounded.
Song Shuhang, who was pretending to enjoy the sunrise, suddenly found the sun glaring and almost blinding his right eye.
Soft Feather's main body blinked. She felt that she was almost convinced by Lady Onion! If it wasn't for her special constitution from staying in her mother's body for a long time and sensing the outside world through her father's spell, she really would have believed it!
"Did Senior Thrice Reckless spread the news?" Black- skinned Soft Feather asked after thinking calmly.
In front of them, Song Shuhang, who was staring at the rising sun, couldn't help but shed a line of sad tears for Senior Brother Liu Jianyi and Senior Thrice Reckless. The sunlight was too dazzling, and tears couldn't help but flow out.
However… The fact that Senior Spirit Butterfly might be a fairy was firmly imprinted in his mind.
Although he felt that the possibility of this was not high, his brain instinctively remembered this information because it was very fun.
"Don't change the topic. Even if Fellow Daoist Spirit Butterfly is really a fairy, she's not suitable to become the mother. Let's continue discussing." At that moment, Fellow Daoist Stone Tablet once again turned the tide and brought the topic back.
At this time, Song Shuhang took off his mask, turned around, and said seriously, "Seniors, you really don't have to worry about me. After I woke up this morning, I accepted the fact that I was pregnant. My mind is fine, my mentality is not broken, and my brain is very rational. The path of cultivation was filled with trials. As long as you treat this as a part of the trial, it's not a big deal."
"Shuhang, you're so calm and rational. I'm actually starting to get a little worried," the sword said after a slight pause.
"In short, seniors, there's no need to worry about this problem anymore. There would always be a solution to this problem. If it really doesn't work, we can contact Senior Almighty Merchant. As long as you have enough spirit stones, the Almighty Merchant can sell anything." Song Shuhang added. As long as he had spirit stones, Senior Almighty Merchant was almost omnipotent.
As soon as Song Shuhang finished speaking, a vivid image immediately appeared in the minds of the pendant big shots and fairy seniors behind him.
On a bright and sunny morning, in a pavilion with long and thin ivy vines, the Almighty Merchant was draped in a thin sheet. He caressed his round belly while revealing a motherly smile.
The possibility of this scene appearing was very high! Just as Song Shuhang said, as long as he had enough spirit stones, Senior Almighty Merchant would sell anything. If he doesn't want to sell it, it must be because you didn't give him enough spirit stones!
Everyone knew that Song Shuhang's words didn't mean that. What Shuhang wanted to say was that the Almighty Merchant should have a treasure that could solve the problem.
However, the image that appeared in his mind was automatically created by his brain and went completely out of his control.
In the end, the White Dragon coughed lightly and concluded, "Shuhangs plan is feasible. If we don't have a more suitable solution in a short period of time, we'll contact fellow Daoist Almighty Merchant… Shuhang still has a batch of spirit stones with him."
"Yes, while there are spirit stones." Song Shuhang stood up and sighed.
He had a lot of things he needed to do before he used up all his spirit stones. He needed to repair the Sacred Shadow Land, pay off his debts, and contact the Almighty Merchant to buy treasures.
Next, he would bid farewell to Senior Eternal Fire and the others.
It was time to leave the scholarly faction, a place that had caused him to panic. If he continued to stay in the scholarly faction, who knew what would happen? He and the scholarly faction were truly not fated.
"Senior Song, where should we go after leaving the scholarly faction?" Soft Feather asked.
"l have to go home first. Now that the Heavenly Dao had collapsed, the world had changed, and the main world had also undergone great changes. I'm going to make arrangements for my family first to resolve my worries. Moreover… It's time to be honest with them," Song Shuhang said.
His family had the protection of the scholarly disciples, so their safety was not a problem.
After the collapse of the Heavenly Axiom, Mars, the Moon, and the underwater world all underwent tremendous changes. Something similar must have happened on Earth.
Now was the best opportunity to describe the world of cultivators to his family.
It was also the most worry-free to explain at this time.
After all, the world had already become like this. What else could they not believe?
At that time, he would be able to connect his family to the Inner World… No, it would be best to ask Senior Eternal Fire for a favor and arrange for his family to move to the safer world of the golden lotus. Although the Inner World was safe, his master's current situation was not very reliable. Therefore, the world of the golden lotus was more appropriate.
After settling his family, he would be able to walk his own path without any worries before the new Wielder of the Will appeared.
In this way, in this era where the Heavenly Dao collapsed, he would not have lived in vain!
Soft Feather thought for a moment and said, "Then I'll go back with Senior Song." She looked at the schedule. "If there's enough time, I'll play for two more days before returning to the Spirit Butterfly Island."
She had an agreement with the Celestial Thearch to return home in time.
"Alright, then let's go all the way." Song Shuhang stood up and said to Su
Clan's Sixteen in a soft voice, "Let's go, Sixteen.."
2503: Returning Home
Chapter 2503: Returning Home
The White Dragon waved her little claws and replied on behalf of Su Clan's
Sixteen, "She's still rebooting."
"I'm awake," Su Clan's Sixteen replied.
At a crucial moment, she finally returned to her senses and responded in time.
"Kid…" Su Clan's Sixteen looked up at Song Shuhang.
"Don't worry, I've already accepted it." Song Shuhang smiled and comforted her. "The worst-case scenario is that I'll have to give birth to her myself. It's not a big deal. My ability to accept new things is especially strong now. Don't worry."
Su Clan's Sixteen gently nodded. No one knew what she was thinking at that moment.
"Shuhangs condition is indeed not good… After accepting the absurd fact of being pregnant, he subconsciously thought that others could accept this kind of thing as calmly as he did. Although his mentality didn't collapse, he still felt that something was wrong." The Heart Demon Scarlet Heaven Sword secretly sent a group voice transmission from behind.
Pavilion Master Chu replied with a voice transmission, "I'm looking forward to seeing if he'll honestly tell his family about his 'pregnancy' after he gets home.'
After pondering for a moment, the black-skinned Soft Feather said, "That shouldn't be possible. It's not like Senior Song has lost his mind."
Just as they were talking, Song Shuhang called out to them from the front.
He stretched out his hand and took out the Myriad World Piercing Shuttle that Senior White Two had given him. Senior White had asked the hamster to give it to him to escape, and he hadn't returned it to Senior White Two yet.
This time, he could use it to go home and make noodles!
8:03 AM.
After bidding farewell to Senior Eternal Fire and the Four Tribulation
Transcenders of the scholarly faction, Song Shuhang returned to Wenzhou City with a box of shiny spirit stones, which was a local specialty of the scholarly faction, thanks to Senior Eternal Fire's kind hospitality.
In truth, spirit stones weren't a local specialty of the scholarly faction.
However, everyone in the scholarly faction knew that Song Shuhang lacked money. Therefore, all the local specialties were converted into spirit stones
and given to Tyrannical Song. Song Shuhang was so moved that tears
streamed down his face.
Before leaving the scholarly faction, Song Shuhang had also applied to Senior Eternal Fire for the right to reside in the Confucian Golden Lotus World and prepare to use it to settle his family.
Senior Eternal Fire nodded and agreed to Song Shuhangs request. Since the entire scholarly faction believed that Song Shuhang was the reincarnation of a Sage, they all wished that Song Shuhang could move his entire family and stay there forever.
Song Shuhang applying for the right of residence in the world of the golden lotus for his family was exactly what the members of the scholarly faction wanted.
At this time, the scholarly faction wished that they could send someone to directly move Song Shuhangs family to the world.
Song Shuhang spent a lot of effort declining the enthusiastic help of the scholarly faction.
8:10 AM.
Blue sky, white clouds.
Above the sea of clouds, the Myriad World Piercing Shuttle turned into a beam of light and flashed across the clouds, cutting the thick clouds in half.
Soft Feather's joyful laughter came from the immortal boat. The one driving the fastest immortal shuttle in the universe at its top speed was none other than her.
"Senior Song, this immortal shuttle is ridiculous!" Soft Feather cheered.
Only by piloting this immortal shuttle could one experience its extreme beauty. After driving it once, be it a fairy, a Taoist priest, or a master, they would fall in love with this kind of rapid happiness.
"After all, this is the speed of the number one physics expert in the universe." Song Shuhangs legs were in a horse stance. He stood firmly in the cabin of the immortal shuttle.
Although there were seats in the immortal shuttle, Song Shuhang didn't dare to sit down…
Black-skinned Soft Feather tightly gripped the armrest, and her small black face turned pale. She was trying her best to persuade Soft Feather. "Main body, slow down. It is better to wait for a minute than to fight for a second. There are thousands of roads, but safety was the most important. If this thing turns over, the Shuhangs baby will cry."
The words of the black-skinned Soft Feather echoed Song Shuhangs thoughts.
"Okay, then let's slow down!" In front of him, Soft Feather actually replied in a considerate manner.
Song Shuhang looked at Soft Feather in surprise.
"Although 1 still want to continue playing for a while, if I go any faster, I might not be able to control myself. My realm is still too low," Soft Feather said regretfully. "My reaction speed isn't good enough. Senior Song, if there's a chance to level up quickly next time, please bring me along."
"Don't mess around. Leveling up is not child's play." Pavilion Master Chu, who was sitting on top of Soft Feather's head, lightly patted her head. "Don't learn from Song Shuhang. He hasn't even mastered Five-Blow-Thunderstruck yet.
Moreover, the price of his method of leveling up is too high."
In the universe, how many people could be like Song Shuhang. He relied on death after death to break through to the next realm!
Song Shuhang was speechless.
With the speed of the Myriad World Piercing Shuttle, Song Shuhang soon saw his familiar hometown.
Soft Feather had already begun to slowly reduce the speed of the shuttle and entered the parking phase.
Su Clan's Sixteen leaned against the window of the immortal shuttle and looked down.
Below, Wenzhou City did not seem to have changed.
Song Shuhang moved behind Su Clan's Sixteen and also looked down.
"On the surface, Wenzhou City hasn't expanded," Song Shuhang said in a soft voice. He still remembered that the change on Mars was a change in the principle of the Universe Magical Treasure in space, and its area had expanded by dozens of times.
Such changes would not be a problem on Mars. However, if it appeared on Earth, it would cause a lot of trouble… If the space inside the Earth expanded like the space of the Universe Magical Treasure, the increase in area would cause all roads, roads, gas, water, and electricity pipes to collapse.
Without water and electricity, modern humans would collapse.
"There's a huge change in the spiritual energy," the White Dragon said. "The dense spiritual energy is filling every corner. Even in the bustling city center, the density of spiritual energy is comparable to the encampment of a small sect in the past."
Pavilion Master Chu was stunned. "There's a tremor in space. I'm afraid that many small spatial cracks have appeared in the center of the city. A large amount of spiritual energy gushed out from these spatial cracks. These spatial rifts appeared randomly all over the city…
"Ordinary people couldn't touch them. However, if some humans with special physiques come into contact with these spatial rifts, they might be sucked in."
"Senior Song, I'm going to start descending," Soft Feather said.
She could already see Song Shuhangs old house on Baijing Street.
"Deal! Be careful. When we land in the air, we'll get out of the immortal shuttle and go down quietly," Song Shuhang replied.
After the immortal shuttle landed, Song Shuhang found that there were very few people on the streets of the city.
The people from every household shut their doors and did not leave.
"There's an evil aura," said the black-skinned Soft Feather.
After the collapse of the Heavenly Dao, evil appeared everywhere.
Now that the spiritual energy between heaven and earth had become denser, if no one stopped the evil spirits, they would also become stronger because of the spiritual energy..
2504: This Scenery
Chapter 2504: This Scenery
The picturesque scene unfolded as Song Shuhangs divine sense swept the area below. He nodded in agreement. "Indeed, there are quite a few malevolent entities lurking in the shadows of the city… Seriously, it's already 2020, and they're still playing the end-of-the-world game, even though 2012 is long gone.
"Senior Song, should we go down and deal with these spirits?" Soft Feather asked with anticipation.
She had only learned about Xie Wang in theory. Now, for the first time, she was encountering numerous ones in the city below, and she found it quite intriguing.
Soft Feather had a penchant for exploring and understanding anything new, unfamiliar, and interesting. Curiosity was one of the driving forces of human progress.
"No rush. We're likely going to stay in Wenzhou City for a few days… When the time comes, I'll take you all to deal with these creatures. It'll be a good way to spice up our daily activities," Song Shuhang replied.
The knowledge and methods he had about handling Xie Wang could finally come in handy. This was a rare opportunity for him to play the role of a 'senior'!
Furthermore, he had a feeling that Xie Wang were similar to inner demons. If he studied them carefully, he might be able to create a set of cooking techniques for a Malevolent Feast based on the cooking methods of the Inner Demon Tribulation Suit. This way, he could enhance his ability to pay off his debts.
Soft Feather nodded and said, "Alright, I'll follow your lead."
Following Senior Song seemed to be the right choice. If there were various Xie Wang to deal with, the next few days in Wenzhou City were bound to be far from boring.
"We've arrived. What's our plan for descending?" Lady Onion also spotted the location of Song Shuhangs hometown and asked.
"Of course, we're heading straight down," Soft Feather replied as she gently pressed a button on the Myriad Worlds Piercing Immortal Shuttle. The shuttle hovered steadily in the air.
Subsequently, the shuttle's door opened.
Soft Feather left the control panel and held the small hand of her inner demon. Then, she said to Song Shuhang, "Senior Song, we'll go down first." Black- skinned Soft Feather blinked in confusion.
Before Black- skinned Soft Feather could react, Soft Feather had already taken her hand and leaped out of the shuttle's door.
"Wait, wait a minute… I'm not ready yet," Black- skinned Soft Feather nervously exclaimed. She was dressed differently from her main body and wore a ladylike attire.
"Don't worry. I've got you," Soft Feather reassured her. Soft Feather's right hand firmly held the left hand of her inner demon. The two Soft Feathers interlocked their fingers, and one pale and one dark figure descended from the sky simultaneously.
Soft Feather's long black hair fluttered in the wind as her cheerful laughter filled the air.
A moment later, a group of colorful butterflies appeared beside the two Soft
Feathers to carry them and set them down gracefully in a captivating dance. The escape technique from Spirit Butterfly Island was more suitable for elegant fairies!
Lady Onion looked at Soft Feather with envy.
"As long as you practice diligently, 1 can teach you the Heavenly Peng Flight Technique once you reach the Fifth Stage Realm," Song Shuhang said while gently flicking Lady Onion's green onion shoot.
"Use less force. Don't send my head flying again," Lady Onion said, somewhat discontented. "However, my progress is nowhere near as fast as yours."
"Yes, I haven't been supervising you enough lately. I'll reflect on that," Song Shuhang said seriously. Lady Onion was someone that Senior Scarlet Heaven and Senior Three-Eyed had both confirmed as possessing the Will of the Wielder of Heaven.
In other words, this year's Lady Onion might not have a chance, but the next one would definitely be a strong competitor!
Even if the Heavenly Dao had a master, Lady Onion might become an existence like the Scholarly Sage. She could be one capable of dominating an entire world with a single green onion.
"Lady Onion, as a green onion with the appearance of the Heavenly Dao, you'll ascend to the throne and become an entity capable of crushing myriad worlds one day. So, aim higher," Song Shuhang said earnestly.
Lady Onion pondered for a moment and then asked, "Can I hang you up and beat you?"
Song Shuhang was speechless.
"Believe in yourself. There must be hope in life. Hope is a good thing," Song Shuhang said solemnly to Lady Onion.
Then, he grabbed Su Clan's Sixteen's small hand, put away the virtuous lamia and Fairy Creation, put Scarlet Heaven Sword and Fellow Daoist Stone Tablet back in place, and inserted Pavilion Master Chu's hair back into his head.
Finally… before Lady Onion could react, he jumped out of the shuttle with Su Clan's Sixteen.
He used the Heavenly Peng Escape Technique, and a pair of dazzling VIP wings extended from Song Shuhangs sides, carrying him and Su Clan's Sixteen as they descended.
"Wait, what about me? What should I do?" Lady Onion finally realized. Song Shuhang was being too stingy. He had only asked if she could beat him, and now he had left her all alone in the shuttle?
Lady Onion was lying on the shuttle's door. She shouted at Song Shuhang,
"People with the surname Song are all scumbags!'
Below, Song Shuhang suddenly rotated his head 180 degrees and chuckled at Lady Onion.
It turned out that humans and owls were different.
An owl's head was cute when it turned around, but a human's head was eerie when it did the same.
Lady Onion was startled by this sight.
Song Shuhang chuckled and snapped his fingers.
With a bang, the Myriad Worlds Piercing Immortal Shuttle disappeared and was taken away by Song Shuhang.
After losing the shuttle as a foothold, Lady Onion's body fell freely through the air.
"Aaah Lady Onion let out a series of screams in the air.
Her current realm hadn't reached the level of Sword Flight yet, so she couldn't
fly.
Just as she panicked, Song Shuhangs head suddenly separated from his body.
His hair transformed into a braided hand and gently grabbed Lady Onion.
"How was it? Exciting, isn't it?" Song Shuhang asked.
"Ahhhhh!" Lady Onion's eyes rolled back, and her body went limp.
A part of her was startled by the free fall, while the other half was frightened by Song Shuhangs head-flying technique. She had been watching many horror movies recently, and she was allergic to such terrifying scenes.
Song Shuhang was speechless.
Lady Onion's psychological fortitude was sometimes very contradictory. She could face death experiences without fear, but she was afraid of ghosts, even though she wasn't afraid of death.
Song Shuhang grabbed Lady Onion's head and returned to his body.
"There are too many accessories." The White Dragon thought to herself. In normal circumstances, having more accessories is a good thing. With so many accessories, Song Shuhang had the ability to fight back no matter what kind of enemy he faced.
However, having too many accessories could be inconvenient.
For example, right now, descending from the sky with Su Clan's Sixteen was a very romantic gesture. But because of the multitude of accessories watching, if he forced the romance, the scene would instantly turn into a public execution.
"We're landing, Sixteen," Song Shuhang said softly at this time.
With these words, he suddenly gently threw Su Clan's Sixteen's body upward and used his palm to support her feet.
At the same time, a black lotus floated under Song Shuhangs feet and supported him.
The White Dragon had underestimated Song Shuhang. He was the man who had created the Nine Forms of Awkward Flirtation. For him, forcefully romantic gestures and public executions were no problem.
Wenzhou City, Baijing Street, the backyard of Song Shuhang's hometown.
The few scholarly disciples who were guarding the place in secret sensed something and looked up.
Then, they saw two beautiful twin fairies, one pale and one dark, descending from the sky with their fingers interlocked.
And behind the twin fairies, the reincarnation of the Sage, Profound Sage Tyrannical Song, stepped on a lotus flower while gently holding a petite and delicate fairy in his palm as he slowly descended.
The scene was like a painting..
2505: Did You Commit Murder?
Chapter 2505: Did You Commit Murder?
The Reincarnation of a Sage, Supreme Sage Tyrannical Song!
Excited disciples of the Confucian faction, lurking in the shadows, gazed in awe as Supreme Sage Tyrannical Song descended like an immortal.
Subsequently, they discreetly withdrew from the vicinity of the Tyrannical Song family and retreated even further away to quietly guard this sacred place.
The reincarnation of a Sage would inevitably return to the Confucian faction, so there was no rush to make contact with Supreme Sage Tyrannical Song at this moment. Until Supreme Sage Tyrannical Song officially rejoined the Confucian faction, their duty was to silently protect his 'home' in this lifetime and ensure he had no reason to worry.
As Song Shuhang touched down, he also noticed the Confucian disciples nearby, who were covertly watching over the area. He made a mental note of their appearance and planned to offer them some rewards when the opportunity arose.
Although he lacked spirit stones, his Inner World still held treasures that he could offer. For instance, the spring water from the upper reaches of the Living Spring, known to be frequented by immortals, would make an excellent gift. Additionally, he possessed some local Inner World products that could enhance one's spiritual power and divine sense upon consumption. If all else failed, he could prepare a lavish Heavenly Tribulation Feast to entertain these disciples.
In essence, he would ensure that his fellow Daoists did not face any hardships.
Two Soft Feathers touched down first, followed by Song Shuhang, Su Clan's Sixteen, and Lady Onion.
After landing, the two Soft Feathers extended their hands and elegantly traced a line in the air. They used a minor magical technique to tidy up their appearances and that of Lady Onion.
"The concentration of spiritual energy here is remarkable, and spell consumption has been significantly reduced," both Soft Feathers remarked softly.
Song Shuhang surveyed his surroundings.
The plants within the courtyard exhibited rapid growth due to the increased spiritual energy, and some even bore fruit out of season.
Beyond that, the area surrounding his abode remained unaffected. This was likely because the Confucian disciples were discreetly caring for it.
Furthermore, Song Shuhang noticed the presence of low-level Soul Tranquil Talismans and Heart Calming Talismans discreetly inscribed on the street pillars outside his house. These runes were scattered throughout the city and helped individuals maintain a calm and composed state of mind to the greatest extent possible, even in the face of the world's transformations.
It appeared that cultivators had taken measures to stabilize the situation.
"Across the world, cultivators from various schools have made similar arrangements", noted the White Dragon. She had also sensed similar methods being implemented in nearby cities.
"This is most favorable," Song Shuhang gently placed Su Clan's Sixteen on the ground. "Let's proceed. My parents are at home, which spares me the need to repeat the explanation."
"Senior Song, I will return first. My presence may affect your parents' well-being," both Soft Feathers expressed politely.
Being an inner demon, her existence could influence the emotions of those around her and amplify negative sentiments within human hearts. Song Shuhang's parents, being ordinary mortals, would not be immune to her influence.
"Indeed, you're right. In that case, come into my shadow first. I have the protection of the virtuous lamia, which can mitigate your impact on ordinary people to the greatest extent," Song Shuhang affirmed.
The Soft Feathers nodded slightly. Their form melded into Song Shuhangs shadow and vanished from sight.
"Let's proceed," Song Shuhang also removed the basic illusion from himself and Su Clan's Sixteen while taking out his keys to unlock the door.
At that moment, Mama Song and Papa Song sat affectionately on the couch while watching live news on the television.
In the past two days, various changes had swept across the world.
Plants seemed to grow vigorously, as if they had ingested growth hormones, while an indescribable energy permeated the atmosphere, substantially enhancing the physical resilience of humans and all living creatures. Unusual occurrences took place within the city from time to time.
Overall, people sensed as if the key to human evolution had been unlocked once more, heralding the onset of a new phase of development.
This peculiar sensation inexplicably gripped many individuals and refused to let go.
In this new cycle of evolution, it wasn't just humans but also various creatures and plants that found themselves on the path of transformation.
Failure to seize this opportunity for evolution left them pondering the future of humanity with trepidation.
Fortunately, the Huaxia region remained relatively stable. The government appeared well-prepared for the unfolding changes in the world. As these developments emerged, they promptly intervened to maintain order and seal off perilous zones.
The news now covered the purification and elimination of threats in previously labeled 'dangerous areas.'
Furthermore, they introduced a series of well-organized countermeasures.
In general, the government projected an aura of composure and assurance. This remarkable sense of tranquility helped ease the initial panic among the populace.
In addition, the news reported the government's intention to conduct a health examination for expectant mothers. They sought to compile information about pregnancies within the upcoming year. Children born during this period were anticipated to possess unique qualities.
"Did you call Shuhang yesterday to verify?" Mama Song inquired at that moment.
Papa Song nodded. "He's fine. He and his roommates are safe. He told us not to worry."
Just as Papa Song finished speaking, the living room door swung open.
Subsequently, Song Shuhang and two strikingly different young ladies entered together.
"Dad, Mom, I'm back," Song Shuhang greeted them with a radiant smile.
Papa Song found himself momentarily stupefied at the sudden return of Song Shuhang.
"Why are you back?" Papa Song inquired. "l called you last night. Weren't you still in school with your roommates?" Why had he returned home so early?
"Eh?" Song Shuhang was puzzled.
But he soon understood it had to be Tree Monster Qing Wu.
Was she still impersonating him at school? He had explicitly told her that he wished to conclude his student status.
"Eh? Miss Soft Feather, and who is this?" Mama Song differed from Papa
Song. She noticed the two attractive young women accompanying Song Shuhang.
She had seen Soft Feather before, the young lady who had been delivered to her through an express service. Her strikingly long legs left a lasting impression.
The girl on the right, with a distinct style, also seemed vaguely familiar.
"Hello, Auntie. Hello, Uncle," Soft Feather waved her hand while displaying the characteristic smile of a Spirit Butterfly Island lady.
"You're already acquainted with Soft Feather. This is Su Clan's Sixteen," Song Shuhang introduced Su Clan's Sixteen while holding her hand.
"Hello, Auntie. Hello, Uncle," Su Clan's Sixteen greeted them with a hint of shyness.
Though her name sounded peculiar, it mattered little as long as she was good-looking. Mama Song cast a glance at Song Shuhang, then at Su Clan's Sixteen and Soft Feather.
Suddenly, her eyes lit up.
In that moment, Mama Song had already constructed an entire romantic drama plot in her mind.
Her son had been at school just yesterday, but today he returned home with two girls. Something must have happened!
Mama Song recalled what she had seen in the news—the government was planning to conduct health assessments for recently pregnant 'mothers' and compile data about children expected to be born in the coming year.
Mama Song believed she had uncovered the truth.
But she remained uncertain—was it the girl with the long legs? Or perhaps this petite girl?
Mama Song warmly welcomed Soft Feather and Su Clan's Sixteen to take their seats. She then discreetly gestured to Song Shuhang and whispered, "Come here, Shuhang. Come here."
Song Shuhang approached Mama Song, bewildered.
"Tell me the truth, did you recently commit a murder?" Mama Song asked in a hushed tone..