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Last Day on Earth: The Parody

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AI BASED GENERATION Reasons: -Too Lazy
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Chapter 1 - Chapter 1: The Beginning

(Void)

A young man stood in endless darkness with a blue transparent screen infront of him.

[World Isekai]

World: Last Day on Earth

Type: Apocalypse

Causality: Parody

World tier: 6-B(Country)

Cheat: Mod Menu(lv10)

Time left: 2 minutes

...

The man called out "Menu" and as a screen appeared.

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PLAYER🔻

BUILD🔻

CRAFT🔻

ITEMS🔻

UNLOCK🔻

ANIMALS🔻

POWERS🔻

INBOX🔻

STATUS🔻

|____________________|

John wakes up to see a pickup truck and saw his Foggy Vision.

John bumbs up his vision to 10 times allowing him to see the area within 500 meters.

(Quest)

Save and Recruit the survivors. "0/3"

Reward: Level Up(5🔼)

John activates God Mode and search the pickup truck finding ×3 Scrap Metal, ×2 Rope, Thick Jacket (Partial Durability), Cleaver (Partial Durability), ×2 Bottle of Water.

John equips them and rushes into house through the gap.

The dimly lit house was filled with a few zombies, but John rushed forward.

His cleaver lodging into the head of one then lifted and swung to his right choping his upper area of its head off.

(+50xp)(50/200)

Continuing with the momentum killing another and swung up chopping up from the jaw up through the skull then 60° down through the skull of another.

(+150xp)

(Level up)

John rushed through killing another 5 zombies.

John reaches a locked room and with one Swing chòpped through the gap and breaking the lock then kicked the door down.

Inside he saw a man standing holding a Large bat tears rolling down his eyes and a woman and child huddled together in fear.

"Survivors"

John said as he turned on Hostility Indicator and Status Viewer.

(XE)(Neutral)

Name: Robert Houghton

Age: 38

Level: 1 (50/500)

Assets: 70k

Health: 56%

Hunger: 3%

Skills: Lumberjack(Expert), Egineer(Apprentice), Hunting(Good), Fighting(Skilled)

Talent: C-tier

...

(XE)(Neutral)

Name: Asheila Houghton

Age: 36

Level: 0 (0/200)

Assets: 85k

Health: 80%

Hunger: 16%

Skills: Finance(Skilled), Cooking(Good)

Talent: D-tier

...

(XE)(Neutral)

Name: Asha Houghton

Age: 8

Level:0 (0/200)

Assets: 50$

Health: 98%

Hunger: 56%

Skills: Creativity(Good), Tracking(Good), Hunting(Novice), Harvesting(Good)

Talent: B-tier

...

"Another Survivor and looks like you are not hostile"

The man said.

"I am John Rexburg, and who are you guys"

John asked.

"I am Robert, that is my wife Asheila and my daughter Asha"

Robert said.

"I need Survivors to help me build up a Mega base, and I need your help"

John said.

"Sure...

...

John was standing while crafting items.

[CRAFT🔻]

Reinforced Wall ×12Spiked Barricade ×6Workbench (Lv2) ×1Toilet (Luxury) ×1Floor Panels ×16Storage Crate ×3Child-Proof Mini Gun Turret ×2

(-500 Wood, -220 Scrap Metal, -3 Toolkits, -2 Rubber Tires, -1 Fancy Toilet Seat)

"Alright. That should hold for now," John muttered.

Outside, the sound of dragging feet echoed—zombies. John tapped the air.

"Deploy."

The workbench auto-assembled itself with clanks and clicks, and walls snapped into place with satisfying metallic thuds. Spiked barricades slammed down around the pickup truck like oversized Lego pieces. Finally, a golden toilet shimmered into existence, complete with heated seats and ambient lighting.

Robert blinked. "Did you just… conjure a bathroom?"

John looked back. "Had to prioritize essentials."

Asha peeked out from behind her mother, eyes wide. "Cool…"

[POP-UP⚠️]

Newbie Tip: Always secure the perimeter before relaxing.

"Noted." John closed the window with a swipe.

Suddenly, a harsh screech filled the air.

[BOSS WARNING⚠️]

[Zombie Cow: Glitched Variant]Tier: 4Weakness: DairyPerk: Can Moo You Into SubmissionStatus: EnragedETA: 2 minutes

"What the hell?" Robert backed away from the window. "A zombie cow?!"

John toggled open the mod menu again.

[PLAYER🔻]

God Mode: ONCleaver Durability: ∞Cow Aggravation: OFFOne-Liner Mode: ON

He stepped outside casually, standing in the middle of the newly fortified yard. The ground trembled. Then it appeared—a massive cow, half-decayed, its legs glitching through the ground like a broken video game character. Foam poured from its mouth, and its eyes glowed red.

The cow let out a thunderous "MOOOOOOOOOOO!"

[Mod Menu Auto-Response💬]

"That's udderly terrifying."

John grinned. "Nice."

He drew his cleaver, now glowing neon green, and launched forward at breakneck speed. Time slowed.

—SLASH!—One clean horizontal arc sliced the cow clean in two. Milk and corrupted data particles splattered everywhere.

(+200xp)(+Rare Drop: MooMoo Core)(+Item Unlocked: Dairy Launcher 3000™)

John wiped his cleaver on his jacket. "Back to base."

Back inside, Asheila was setting up blankets for her daughter while Robert inspected the new workbench.

"This is insane," Robert said. "This is... Are we in a simulation?"

John answered by spawning a hot meal and handing it to him. "Simulation? Maybe. Apocalypse? Definitely. You want an auto-farming garden next?"

Robert stared at the steaming food. "This smells better than anything I've cooked in a year."

John winked. "Modded Cooking: Level 10."

[POP-UP📩]

(Quest Update)"Save and Recruit the Survivors"Status: CompleteReward: +5 Level Ups[Use Now?] ✅ / ❌

He tapped ✅. A warm glow surrounded him as his level skyrocketed.

[PLAYER STATUS📊]

Name: John RexburgLevel: 6Perks Unlocked:

Auto-Craft

Danger Detector

Quick Loot Sweep

Passive XP Gain

Lazy Survivalist (Sleep to Heal)

"Let's gooo," John whispered. "Now, where's that garden tool…"

He opened the menu again.

[BUILD🔻]

Auto-Farm Plot ×3Chickenshed ×1Solar Fridge ×1Inventory Sorter Drone ×1Fortnite Dance Floor ×1Garden Gnome (Morale Boost) ×1

As the floor tiles reshaped and the buildings rose, John noticed something odd.

[WARNING: ITEM LIMIT REACHED⚠️]

You are Over-Encumbered.Movement Speed: -95%Stamina: Draining...

"Pfft."

[MOD MENU]

Weight Limit: OFFGravity: 20%Speed: +400%

He instantly started zipping around the base, crates strapped to his back like a one-man cargo truck.

From outside the newly set-up farm plot, Asha clapped. "Is that a robot sorting potatoes?"

John nodded. "He's called 'Spudnik.'"

[POP-UP📩]

INBOX: (1) New MessageSender: "GameDev_404"Subject: "Stop Breaking the Game!"Message: "Seriously, man. Tone it down."

John grinned and tapped [Reply].

"Make a better game."

He deleted the message with flair.

Suddenly, a familiar ding echoed.

[NEW QUEST💥]

"Glitched Cow Herd Approaching"Objective: Eliminate all 12Time Limit: 10 MinutesReward: MooMoo Armor Set, Skill: Udder Slam

"Let's crank it up," John said, summoning a hoverboard from the item menu and leaping on.

He shot off through the fog toward the moos of doom. Behind him, Robert watched in awe.

"You think he's a god?" Asheila asked quietly.

"I think," Robert replied, "we're in a video game and he's the only player with admin rights."

From the sky, a dramatic voice echoed like a cheesy anime intro:

"John Rexburg… Has Entered the Battlefield."

Cue electric guitar riff.

John landed a flying spin-kick on the first cow.

Critical Hit!Weak Point Struck!MooMoo Shattered!

He bounced between cows like a pinball, cleaving and dunking and flexing with absurdity. At one point, he rode a zombie cow like a rodeo bull while firing milk grenades.

x12 Kills Confirmed.Skill Acquired: Udder Slam.Set Bonus Activated: Milk Immunity.

He landed back at base, tossing the hoverboard aside casually.

Robert's mouth was open. "That was…"

"Yeah," John said. "Overkill is underrated."

He sat on his luxury toilet and opened the mod menu again.

[POWERS🔻]

Milk Manipulation (NEW)Summon CowstormBone HardenInstant ShelterCharisma MaxxedSummon: "Karen – Mother of All Nagging"

John chuckled. "Nah, not using Karen yet. Too early in the game."

Suddenly, a new warning pinged.

[NEW EVENT📢]

"Raid Incoming: PvP Enabled"Enemy Faction Detected: The Juice CultLeader: Pastor SqueezeMotive: Convert all survivors to a Juice-Only Diet

He stood up.

"Guess we're squeezing out more content today."

Asha laughed. "That was so lame!"

John winked. "Exactly."