Date: December 3, 1996
Location: Pinewood Inn, Newburg, San Andreas
Milo arrived at the hotel room only to find no one in it except for Remus. "Sit down, I needa talk to ya" Remus said as he stood up, towering over Milo. Milo listened and sat on the bed. "What were you doing last night?" Remus asked, "sleeping" Milo responded. Remus sat on the other bed and yelled, "That's some BULLSHIT, I talked to a cop outside last night and she said that you left in the car." "Alright, look. I had a rough night last night. I didn't do anything bad" Milo said to Remus. Remus was about to say something else but his phone started to ring In Milo's pocket. Remus extended his hand and gestured for Milo to give him the phone. Remus answered and Officer Ward immediately started to yell, "REMUS, GET YO GODDAMN ASS DOWN TO THE D.R.E. BUILDING…NOW!" Remus hung up the phone and looked at Milo, "we are not done with this conversation yet, boy," and headed out.
Mission: Get to the D.R.E. building in Allegheny
Remus got into the car and drove off. Back at the room, Milo decided to get some sleep. He started to drift off to sleep when the door came flying open with Slater, Marnie, and Chris laughing and talking. They saw Milo laying down and asked him where Remus was. "I don't know, he got a call and then headed off…probably going to a game of bingo if he was moving that fast. Shoot, I don't know what old people do" Milo said as he put a pillow over his face. "I'm going to bed so yall can figure it out"
Remus arrived at the 20 story D.R.E. building and got out of the car. Inside of the D.R.E. building is a giant Scale of Justice statue that was getting placed in. Ward saw Remus and came over, "Remus, always nauseating to see you" Ward said as he led Remus to his office. Remus and Ward arrived in Ward's office, "what the hell you want from me this time?" Remus asked. "He doesn't need anything from you" an anonymous voice said, "I need you…to help…me" the voice said again. From out of the shadows came a very obese man riding a mobility scooter. "Damn, I needa get better lighting in here" Ward said. "Mayor Keiser, it's an honor, I voted for you actually" Remus said to the obese man. "Thanks, now, as you know, election day is coming up again and there is only one candidate that actually has a chance of winning against me, Don Webler…I need you to take care of him for me" Keiser said. "What? Nahhh that is some bullshit" Remus retorted. "I'll pay you" Keiser smiled, "he's dead" Remus said. "Alright, he is inside of his 30 story penthouse on Ponzi Street in Iktomi" Keiser said as he handed Remus a paper with the address. "If I get caught I am going t-" Remus was cut off by Keiser, "if you get caught I will pin this whole thing on you. You can try to dispute it but who are they going to believe, a wanted old man or the mayor of Newburg?" Remus looked at Keiser and Ward, "screw both of yall" he said, "wonderful, now hurry and get this done" Keiser said and Remus headed off.
Mission: Get to Webler's penthouse in Iktomi
Remus started to drive off and lit up a joint.
Back with the other three, "where are we walking to?" Marnie asked. "We are just walking and enjoying this view" Chris said as they stopped on the Kinzua Bridge. The sun sparkling off of the water as boats and canoes went by. "Do you know what they call this bridge?" Chris asked Slater and Marnie. "Yeah, this is the Kinzua Bridge, made in 1897 as a way to cross the Kinzua and Iktomi boroughs. It is also known as the 'last resort bridge' cuz more than 1,700 people have jumped to their death off this bridge and-" Slater rambled. "No, they call this the bridge of freedom" Chris said. "Why that?" Marnie asked, "because when immigrants didn't get into America through Samuel Island in Liberty City they would come through this bridge and be welcomed into Ameri-" Chris was cut off by Marnie "why exactly do we want to know this?" "Point is, this is a place where dreams come true" Chris said. Soon after saying this a car quickly pulled up and a man got out of the car, went over to the trunk, and threw a dead body off of the bridge. The man sped away, Slater and Marnie looked at Chris, "who's dream was that?" Slater asked.
Back with Remus: Remus arrived to the Iktomi Borough Toll. "Five dollars to cross" the worker said, "how about…four dollars and twenty-five cents" Remus handed the money over. "You don't have enough money" the worker said. Remus floored the car and blew past the toll. "Should we chase him?" an officer asked the toll worker, "nah, you only do that in Liberty City"
Remus got into the main city area, tall buildings loomed over Remus as corporate slaves walked around…aimlessly. "This is just depressing" Remus said, he drove to Ponzi Street and looked for the penthouse. "There is a lot of penthouses here how am I going to find-" Remus looked up and saw a very large poster 'Vote for Webler: better than nothing!' "That must be it" Remus said as he headed to the penthouse. Upon reaching the door Remus was stopped by the front desk worker. "Excuse me old timer, are you lost?" the worker asked. "What? I am not that damn old- ah fuck my back" Remus said as he grabbed his back. "Oh no, do you need help?" The worker asked as he went over to help Remus. The worker grabbed Remus and began to guide him towards a couch in the lobby, Remus then grabbed the worker and punched him in the face, knocking him out. "Are you lost…boy?" Remus said as he grabbed the workers card, put on a mask and walked to the elevator.
Back with Slater, Chris, and Marnie. The trio walked to the city's slums area. Looking around the abandoned houses and apartments, Slater decides to break the silence. "So what are we doing down here?" "Car shopping" Milo said nonchalantly. "Where the f are we going to find a-" Slater was cut off by Chris smashing the window open on an Albany Esperanto. After breaking into the car, the alarm went off. A few people see this and run to find a payphone.
**Attention all units, citizens report a GRAND THEFT AUTO in uhhh *static* The Butterfly Projects**
"Shit, the pigs are coming" Marnie said. "Then get the entire fuck in" Chris said as he hotwired the car. Slater and Marnie hopped in and the three began speeding out. "WHERE THE F ARE WE GOING?!" Marnie yelled, "we are escaping those cops" Chris said back. "WHAT COPS?!" Slater yelled before a cop car slammed in to the side of the Esperanto. Chris attempted to steer the car straight but was struggling due to the car's soft suspension.
**Suspect is heading eastbound in a uhhhh *static* black sedan**
Chris finally got the car straightened out and began to step on the gas harder.
Back with Remus. Remus stepped out of the elevator and saw two guards standing outside of the door to Webler's unit. He thinks for a second, took off his mask, loaded his gun, and started to walk towards the unit, acting like an old man. "Excuse me sonny, could you point me to the stairwell?" Remus asked one of the guards. "Find it yourself, geriatric" the guards laughed. "WHAT" Remus shot the first guard in the head, "THE HELL" Remus then punched the other guard in the face, "DOES THAT MEAN?!" Remus then shot the guard in the shoulder. "It means your old and not with the youth" the guard said as he aimed his gun at Remus. "The youth don't know hell like I do" Remus said as he shot the guard in the head. After killing all the gaurds Remus donned his mask and used the worker's card to unlock and get into the apartment. He walked into Webler getting dominated by his secretary. "Interrupting something?" Remus asked "HEY, you can't be in here" Webler yelled. Remus shot the secretary in the leg making her fall and walked over to Webler. "My brother is queer, here is what he thinks of your anti-homosexual marriage laws" Remus said as he shot Webler in the head.
**Attention all units,we have shots being fired at the penthouse of politician and ex-kkk grand wizard, Donnie Webler**
"Shit, goddamn police" Remus said as he ran down the stairwell. Remus grabbed his phone out and called Chris.
Back with Slater, Marnie, and Chris. *RING RING* Chris's phone went off. "ANSWER THAT SHIT!" Chris yelled as he tried to lose the cops. Slater grabbed the phone and answered it, "Hello?" Slater greeted. "Slater…are yall in a car?" Remus asker. "Yeah, what do you need?" Slater asked. "Yall pick me up, I'm in the Iktomi borough on Ponzi Street in Beryllium Heights" Remus said. "Got it, we are on the way" Slater said as he hung up. "Who was it, and why are we on their way?" Chris asked. "It was Remus, he needs us to pick him up on Ponzi Street in Beryllium Heights" Slater said back. "That's in Iktomi... the complete opposite direction where we are going" Chris said, "fuck it" Chris drifted to car to make it face around. This made the cops fly past them as they drove off.
**Suspect is now heading west in a uhhh *static* black Albany Esperanto**
Back with Remus.
**Suspect last seen *static* on foot in uhhh *static* Beryllium Heights**
"Shit they need to hurry up" Remus said as a cop car pulled up. "NEWBURG POLICE DEPARTMENT, YOU MOVE YOU DIE!!" The officer yelled. "Come on, yall want to work for a corrupted system when you could be living the dream?" Remus asked the officers. "I'm actually fine being a law abiding citizen" The officer said as he walked over to Remus. "Abide this, asshole" Remus said as he shot the officer in the head. "SHIT, DISPATCH I NEED BACKUP!" The other officer yelled before Remus shot him. Just then Chris, Marnie, and Slater show up... with half of the NPD behind them.
**Assistance required in *static* West Beryllium Heights**
Remus jumps into the car and the four drive off. "What about the car?" Marnie asked Remus, "It will be in the vehicle impound, we good" Remus said.
**Suspects are heading eastbound near uhhh *static* Iktomi Borough Bridge Toll**
The four zoomed past the tool booth as dozens of officers chased from behind. "I need to get the hell out of this city" the toll booth worker sighed. Remus reached out the window and shot at the police, successfully taking out one of the cop's tires. "Nice, lemme help" Marnie said as she grabbed her pistol out. Remus and Marnie shot at the cops as Chris tried to loose them.
**Stand down officers, I repeat, stand down. Direct order from JN**
The police quickly left the four, "where the hell are the cops at?" Remus asked. Soon a familiar purple Bravado Buffalo zoomed around the car and went off into the city. "I guess Napier helped us out" Remus said, "Let's get to Allegheny, I need to get the money" Remus said to Chris. The four headed to Allegheny to the DRE building. "I'll be right back" Remus said as he went Into the building.
Remus walked into the front office and saw the giant Scale of Justice statue looming over. Remus walked to Wards office and opened the door and walked over to Keiser "You don't gotta worry about Webler" Remus said as he extended his hand for the money. "Good, here, now get the hell out of here" Keiser said as he handed Remus a stack of money. "Sure will, just to let you know, I only vote for you because you are a democrat" Remus said as he slammed the door. Remus went back to the car and showed the other three the money. "This is where we start yall" Remus said, "Oh hell yeah" Chris said.
**All units, we have a man J-walking down Condler Street in Iktomi. This is a possible terrorist attack, lethal force authorized**
Mission Passed!
Respect +
+$8,000