Date: December 3, 1996
Location: Pinewood Inn, Newburg, San Andreas
*RING* Remus's phone went off. Everyone in the room was sleeping. Milo woke up from the ring tone and decided to answer. "Hola," Milo greeted, "who the hell is dis chicano n*gga?" Jack asked on the other line. "You got one minute to explain why you're calling before I hang up," Milo said, annoyed. "Damn n*gga you got balls on you, take the old man's keys and come down to the Trahison Club." Jack said before hanging up. Milo, still half asleep, grabbed Remus's keys and went out the door.
Mission: Get to the Trahison
"This is mierda," Milo said as he got into the car and started it up. Milo drove downtown to the Nightclub district, and the bright neon signs made the whole street light up in vibrant pink, blue, and purple lighting as the rain fell onto the street. "Rayford Street, haven't been here in a while...DAMN that girl has some tits on her." Milo looked at the thick as hell woman on the side of the road. Milo pulled up next to her and rolled down the passenger window. "Heyyy, senorita, you busy tonight?" Milo asked. The woman came to the window and, in a very deep masculine voice said "no tonight, you tryna do sum?"Oh hell naw... not with you baby ehahaha." Milo laughed awkwardly as he rolled up the window and drove off. Milo got to the Trahison and went inside. Inside the club were 4 stages with women dancing, Milo walked further in and only saw three men. One of the men stood up. He was tall, muscular, and had thick dreadlocks. "You must be the hombre n*gga I was talking to... sit down, have a drink," Jack said as he gestured Milo over. Milo came to the table and saw two of Jack's goons, "Scoot Ova and make room for him assholes." Jack ordered the two. The two men made room for Jack, and he sat down. "What do you need from m-" Milo was cut off my Jack slamming his face into the table. Milo's nose started to bleed, "¡¿AHH, que demonios?!" Milo yelled as he held his nose. "That was for thinking you have the power to talk first" Jack spat as he slammed Milo's head back onto the table, "and that is for the way you talked to me on the phone!" Milo's nose started to bleed profusely, "debería matarte, " Milo said as he started to tear up. "Pero no lo harás, llorón" Jack said as he started to pour a glass of Alderney Vodka. "Here, have a shot. This shit is strong," Jack said as he took a shot. "I am not drinking this," Milo said, Jack then pulled a gun on Milo. "This shit looks fire homes, lemme have a shot," Milo quickly said as he took a shot of the vodka. "The reason I needed Remus was to beat the shit out of him for starting this gang," Jack said as he did air quotes for the word "gang."" "Instead of beating the shit out of you...I have a proposition," Jack said, "Ima need you to be a rat for me."Betray my friends...no way" Milo spat. "I'll payyy you." Jack smiled, "I'll galdly help," Milo said. The two men began to talk.
Back at the Pinewood Inn, Remus woke up and saw everyone sleeping. He got up and grabbed his packet of cigarettes, not seeing Milo gone. Remus headed outside and lit up his cigarette while looking at the city skyline, the lights of the city gleaming in the dark red night atmosphere. "Damn, gotta be like three in the damn morning...where the hell is my phone?" Remus said while looking for his phone, "must've just left it inside, " Remus said as he took another puff of his cigarette. "It's actually 3:45 AM, old man," said a feminine voice. Remus turned around and saw Officer Lowery smoking a cigarette. "Lowery? What the hell are you doing here?" Remus asked, "just enjoying the night, look at all those lights. Each person in there has their own lives, nobody knows each other yet they judge as if they do, " Lowery said as she puffed on her cigarette. "Oh shut the hell up, what are you actually doing?" Remus asked. "Boss said that me and Pulaski do shifts to make sure yall don't try anything suspicious with your "gang, " Officer Lowery said as she did air quotes. "How do you know about our gang?" Remus asked, "because you guys aren't quiet" Lowery said, "listen, I saw a buddy of yours heading out and driving away...could be trouble" Lowery saud as she flicked her cigarette onto the sidewalk before stepping on it. "How do you know they are with us?" Remus asked, "he is one of the damn mexican twins yall got...almost want him fuck my brains out" Lowery said as she sat on the bench. "Shit doesn't sound right" Remus said as he sat next to Lowery. "Seems like he might be going out to do something...he could be doing me but whatever" Lowery said as she pulled out a stick of gum. "I'll talk with him" Remus said as he finished his cigarette. "Been njce to talk with you old man but I am on break, so I am getting the fuck out of this...cheap ass place" Lowery said as she got up and walked to her police car. Remus just sat back and looked at the city lights.
Back at the Trahison Club, Milo and Jack were drunk and playing a card game. "Hit me" Milo said to the dealer as he drew another card. Jack looked at his cards and said "I'll stand." The men threw down there cards, Milo had a ten and an ace meaning he won the card game. "THAT IS SOME BULLSHIT!" Jack yelled as he threw a bottle of Vodka at a stripper. Jack looked at the stripper and wlaked over to her, "dance for me baby" Jack said. The woman started to dance, Jack went up on stage and grabbed the stripper. "Dance baby, just dance" Jack said, "hey, get away from me!" The woman fought off Jack. Jack pulled out a gun and grabbed the stripper again, "I said dance hoe, dance" Jack said in the stripper's ear. Milo watched and took one more shit of Vodka before walkimg out of the club. "HEY MILO, remember our deal" Jack said, "yes yes, perra espeluznante" Milo said under his breath. Milo walked to the car and drive back to the hotel. Milo was blackout drunk and ran almost every red light. Jack flew by a cop car with Officers Lowery and Pulaski in it, Officer Lowery saw this and threw on her lights and siren. Jack saw the cop car, "fuck" he said as he pulled over. "Do you want to get it or should I?" Lowery asked, "Rock papr scissors" Pulaski said as he raised a first. "Of fuck off with that bullshit" Lowery said as she got out of the cop car, Pulaski followed her. "Really?" Lowery asked, "what, figured you could use back up" Pulaski said. "Whatever just stay behind me" she said, the two corrupted pigs walked to the side of Milo's car. ""Do you know why I pulle- hey you are the mexican twin" Lower said as she brushed her hair to the side. "Yeah, and so what about it?" Milo asked, "you reek of alcohol" Pulaski said. "Pulaski, you have alcohol for breakfast...calm down" Lowery said as she turned back to Milo. "Look just give me the ticket so I can go" Milo said. Lowery pulled out a taser and tased Milo untill he blacked out.
Milo awakes in an alleywaywith multiple bruises and a few cuts. "Ah, this is some bullshit" Milo says as he gets up. "Fucking alleyway, how classy D.R.E." Milo makes his way around the corner go look for landmarks.
Mission: Get To The Car...By Any Means
"what the fuck happened to me...oh fuck, hangover" Milo said as he grabbed his head. The elevator stopped at the ground floor. Milo syepped out onto the street and looked around his surroundings, "hmmm, the D.R.E. building...I'm in Allegheny...and my car is in fucking Milton!" Milo yelled both from frustration and the pain from his hangover. Milo stumbled to a car that was unoccupied, he smashed the window and got in. Fortunately the alarm didn't go off and nobody payed any attention to him. Milo hot wired the car and took off. "It's an Albany Esperanto, I cant miss it...ah hell I don't even know" Milo said as he drove to the Allegheny round about. Soon Milo was in Milton and pulled to where he was tased. The car had been towed, "Ok there is only one towing place around here" Milo said as he drove off. Milo drove to "Dan Schneider's Tow fleet." He then went in and asked the front desk lady for the car, "you got money?" The lady asked. Milo looked around and punched the lady and ran off to the key storage. Milo grabbed the keys and got into the car. "hora de montar" Milo said as he punched the gas and blazed back to the hotel.
**There been a robbery at Dan Schneider's Tow Fleet in Amelia Heights in Milton. Stolen car appears to be a black Albany Esperanto with a license plate that says *static* please be on the lookout**
Mission Passed!
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