Author's Note:
I am a person full of ideas if I don't put them into action or write them on paper or digital they torment me.
So many ideas, but so little time to write. Thinking too much is my strength and weakness as a writer, since January I want to write a story about an MC that arrives in Marvel, but it remained an idea scattered between paper, digital pages and segments of thought.
Anyway, after the last few days I've decided to think less and write more. For those of you who follow me, expect three new stories this month.
If in my hospital internship I have to move a 250-pound woman from her bed into a wheelchair and push her through the hallways to get some fresh air.
So, I want my brain to torment me with ideas and for them to be developed.
I want to write about the Last Master of Chaldea and Mash Kyrielight who go on vacation to another dimension and end up hosting a harem of Monster Girls who try to gain the affection of the Master and Servant.
I want to write about how Adeline Jones goes through the plot of Devil May Cry: The Animated Series (2007).
Sorry for the outburst, but no other places where I can vent.
Anyway, I wish you a happy reading.
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Title of the story: Monster Musume: Everyday Life With Master and Servant
Plot: For the third time, Mash Kyrielight and her Master have saved the world and are planning to take a sabbatical somewhere far away. Zelretch intends to take the pair of heroes to a "quiet" Earth, where there is no need for heroes to save the planet. The catch of this deal? Mash and Bruce will be given the role of Kurusu Kimihito.
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Story Arc: Monster Girls welcome to the Dragon House!
Episode 1: Senpai, can we keep the Lamia?
Chapter 1: Kuroko Smith's Misunderstanding
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POV Narrator
There was a dark empty space, nothing could be seen in either direction, however, there was one person in this void, one person who had a tan colored coat, black boots, and a book in his left arm.
The person holding the book is a young man in his early twenties, wearing a faded gray jacket with off-white cuffs, silver buttons, black trousers and strappy leather boots, and a red scarf.
He also wears a hood, which is part of the tunic, with which he covers his face as well as his hair, but his mouth and nose are visible, albeit barely.
He smiled before removing the hood, revealing his black hair slicked back and gray eyes.
The gray-clad Prophet looks towards an invisible audience that only he is able to perceive and interact with.
"Greetings, dear readers, I am Woz, the scribe and chronicler of the greatest Demon King who ever lived." declares Woz, proud of his position and the master he serves.
" So far I have told you the right story of my glorious king. But today I want to delve into the possible alternative paths of my Waga Maou." Woz declares, in a tone full of curiosity, opening the book, preparing to tell a new story.
""Time. Space. Reality. It's more than a linear path.
It's a prism of endless possibilities, where a single choice can branch out into infinite realities, creating alternate worlds from the ones you know.
I am your guide through these vast new realities.
Follow me, and ponder the question...
What if... The Last Master of Chaldea and Shielder, instead of going on an adventure in a new world, would he have been part of a real vacation with Monster Girl?" Woz asks, shifting his gaze from the book to his invisible audience.
"It looks like this book isn't going to be a story full of adventures and obstacles to overcome, but rather a whimsical romantic comedy with Monster Girls centered around a Master-Servant couple." Woz said, before returning to his reading which is different from the others: What if.
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In the vastness of the Multiverse, our point of interest is Earth-1111, aka Earth-MM, a "boring" world compared to the countless variations of this world.
No secret deadly war between seven Magus and seven Servants.
No magical entity with an extremely complicated plan to ruin or replace the Human Order.
No Wizards' Association to keep the wonders and horrors of the moonlit world hidden from mankind.
No Holy Church that hides warriors and holy weapons to defend humanity from the dangers of the night.
No secret organization plans world domination.
Not even Super-Heroes or Super-Villains fighting each other in colorful costumes.
The only grace that saves this world from a monotonous and boring existence is the existence of Monster Girls or Liminal.
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On Earth-MM, somewhere in Japan, on the outskirts of a medium-sized city there is a three-story villa inhabited by only two people and their pets.
On the first floor of the villa, in a spacious but simply decorated room, there is a beautiful young woman with lilac-colored hair.
This woman's name is Mash Kyrielight, she is 18, 158 centimeters tall, fair skin, lavender eyes.
Her figure is quite athletic and her breasts have drawn comments from many people, both women and men, about her physique, even earning her the nickname "Mashmallow".
Mash is practicing one of the most beautiful activities created by the human race, staying in bed late and reading a Light Nine.
Mash is lying on her stomach, with her legs folded in the air and her hands holding her reading material.
The Demi-Servant girl is wearing only her glasses and a white shirt "borrowed" from her Senpai who is out shopping.
"Another peaceful and carefree day." Mash said, with a small smile, turning the page of the Light Novel, showing an illustration of a pair of students in uniform, a first-year girl and a third-year boy.
Mash's eyes are glued to the picture showing the older boy kissing the younger girl.
"Books make everything seem so easy." Mash states with a bittersweet tone, wishing she were in the shoes of the female protagonist of the Light Novel.
"Senpai, could you and I ever be more than best friends?" Mash whispers softly, playing with the collar of his white shirt.
'The scent of roses, sugar, gunpowder, blood.' Mash thinks, smelling the scent that remains imprinted on her Senpai's shirt.
Before the scene I can take a daring turn ...
DING
DONG
The doorbell rings throughout the house, a sign that someone is outside the front door.
The sound of the bell alarms Mash as if she were a doe in the forest hearing the shot of a hunter's rifle.
"Senpai's back sooner than expected!" Mash exclaims, stopping from lying on her stomach.
Mash takes her reading material and hides it in a false-bottom drawer near the bed.
"The inappropriate book is hidden, now I have to deal with the dress." Mash mutters, wanting to hide the "compromising" material.
Mash gets out of bed and runs to her closet, swinging it open as if it were lightning.
DING
DONG
The sound of the bell ringing for the second time made the Demi-Servant girl nervous.
Mash takes off Senpai's shirt and hides it deep in the closet, then puts on a white bikini and a baggy red hoodie.
Mash has decided to prioritize getting dressed and moving quickly, rather than looking presentable. Although very few people would complain about Mash's current appearance.
"Senpai, I'll be right there!" Mash exclaims, running out of the room, forgetting to put on her slippers.
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In less than thirty seconds, Mash opened the front door, expecting to find her beloved Senpai with his arms full of bags full of food and more.
Instead Mash found two beautiful women, a human woman and a Lamia.
The human woman's name is, Kuroko Smith, commonly known as Ms. Smith or simply Smith, is the coordinator of cultural exchanges.
Smith she has light brown eyes and long loose black hair, 171 centimeters tall, her three dimensions are: B88(F)-W60-H92.
Smith she is dressed in the typical attire of a government agent: white shirt with black tie, black blazer and matching professional skirt, black tights and heels. A pair of sunglasses completes the look.
On a lesser note, Mrs. Smith is approaching her thirtieth birthday.
The Lamia is called, Miia.
Miia is a beautiful Lamia in her early twenties, she has long, bright red hair and amber eyes with slitted snake pupils.
Her ears are large, pointed, and red, and she has fangs and a long tongue. She also has small scales on her cheeks, and she wears a yellow "D"-shaped hair clip on each side of her head; when viewed from the front, the clips resemble the eyes of a snake, while her hair acts as fangs.
She also has ample breasts and a curvy figure, especially her upper body.
Her three sizes are: B86(F)-W55-H90. Her height is currently 173cm, but Miia's height varies depending on how high her tail is.
Its most notable physical feature is its long, red, snake-like tail. Its total length is said to be 8 metres (26 ft), which suggests that its tail is about 7 metres (22 ft) long.
Miia wears a black miniskirt, a light pink shirt, and a black jacket.
"You two are not my Senpai." Mash mutters, having no idea who these two women are or why they are standing on her doorstep.
"Sorry to interrupt your pool party, but I have a delivery to make." Mrs. Smith said, assuming Mash was about to take a dip in the backyard pool.
Mash, remembering how she is dressed and that she is not in front of her Senpai, zips up her sweatshirt, covering herself as best she can.
"I just got out of bed, but I don't understand what's happening." Mash said, not hiding her confusion.
"I'm not very good at waking up in the morning either, especially with a hangover." Mrs. Smith admits, touching the temple of her head.
Mrs. Smith drank too much last night, earning her a headache that has been nagging her since she woke up, making it difficult for her to concentrate on the details or what Mash was saying.
"I'm Kuroko Smith, I'm your cultural exchange coordinator, Smith-san, and this is your new guest." Mrs. Smith said, standing behind the red-haired Lamia.
"Miss, you, your grandfather, and your brother have signed up for the program, you have been approved, so here is your host family for the cultural exchange. She is a Lamia and her name is Miia. Continue." Mrs. Smith said, placing her hands on the Lamia's shoulders as if to give her an emotional boost.
Realizing that this was her cue, remembering Japanese etiquette, he gave her a slight bow, no doubt looking rather agitated.
"Hi, my name is Miia, please be kind and take care of me." Miia said, trying to make a good first impression.
Mash finally noticed the Lamia's suitcases. Then, his brain brought back some information he heard on the news and read on the internet.
"There must be a misunderstanding, you see…" Mash tries to explain that she and her Senpai didn't sign up for the cultural exchange program, in fact they aren't even Japanese citizens and didn't live here until a week ago.
But Mrs. Smith doesn't allow Mash to explain the situation.
"The hangover is killing me, I'm going to go back to my office and take a little nap. I'll be back in the next few days to discuss the details of the renovations and other paperwork your family needs to fill out." Mrs. Smith said as she ignored Mash and walked away.
Mash tries to reach her but had to go around Miia and her long tail, which takes up a lot of space.
When Mash reached Mrs. Smith, she was already inside her car, starting the engine.
"You have the wrong address or something! I don't have a grandfather, I don't even have brothers or sisters! I didn't sign up for the cultural exchange program!" Mash said loudly, tapping the car window lightly.
Unfortunately, Mrs. Smith is in her own little world, Mash's voice does not reach her.
The government car took off leaving Mash in the dust and with an unexpected guest.
"Senpai, I've been by your side for so long that your talent for attracting trouble, especially with women, has rubbed off on me?" The Demi-Servant girl mutters, covering her forehead with her hand.
Lowering his hand, Mash watches Mrs. Smith's car speed away with every passing second.
It would be impossible for a human to catch up with a car, but Mash is a Demi-Servant, capable of fighting and defeating first-class Heroic Spirits such as King Arthur, aka Artoria Pendragon.
The thought of sprinting forward, reaching the car, and stopping it with his bare hands crosses Mash's mind, but he quickly gives up on the idea.
'This world doesn't know about Magecraft, Servants, and all that could exist if Gaia and Alaya were more active here. If I start performing superhuman feats, I'll get unwanted attention and my peaceful vacation will be ruined.' Mash thinks, turning to his current home, imagining it being invaded by the government or something.
'If the idea of being a woman being hunted by the government to be locked up in a secret government lab wasn't a deterrent. If Senpai finds out that I've secretly started being a superhero, he won't waste any time going back to his job as a masked vigilante.' The lilac-haired girl thinks, knowing full well how her best friend behaves.
When the Last Master of Chaldea and Shielder realized that their sabbatical would often be on Earth-MM, an extremely quiet place by their standards, they made a kind of pact between them.
In short, the Master will be limited to playing the mad scientist only in the basement of their mansion and will put all his violent pastimes on hold.
In exchange, Mash will not use her Demi-Servant powers and let the locals solve their problems on their own.
A fair deal that seems to work (in the short term), is Mash doesn't want to be the girl who broke the pact.
"You're not my host family, right?" Miia asks with a certain shyness, she doesn't feel at ease.
The Lamia's words bring Mash's mind back to reality.
"Yes, Mrs. Smith made a mistake, I only planned to take care of two things this year: My Senpai and our pets." Mash said, approaching the Lamia.
"My name is Mash Kyrielight." The Demi-Servant girl said with a small smile, holding out her hand to the Lamia.
"I'm Miia, but you already knew that." Miia replies, accepting Mash's handshake.
The red-haired Lamia is a little tense, but Mash has a reassuring, friendly presence.
"I'm not your host family, but until Mrs. Smith realizes her mistake and comes to get you, I'll take care of you." Mash said in a reassuring voice.
Even though Mash's deal with her Senpai prevents her from becoming a heroine, it doesn't mean she can't help someone in need.
'Mash is a very cute girl.' Miia thinks, blushing a little, starting to swing her tail unconsciously.
"Are you serious?" Miia asks, almost not believing the purple-haired girl's help.
After all, Miia's species is not welcomed with open arms by most humans.
"I can't leave a foreign girl in a foreign land to fend for herself with just a couple of suitcases and the clothes on her back." Mash expresses her goodwill.
Mash without saying anything else, lifts Miia's suitcases with ease.
"As you can see I live in a large modern villa, there are several empty rooms, you can take one for as long as you need." Mash said, opening the front door and motioning
'Mash is a very kind girl, I was lucky.' Miia thinks, happy to meet a beautiful and kind girl.
The red-haired Lamia chased the Demi-Servant girl into the house.
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A quarter of an hour later.
Mash and Miia are in the living room of the villa on the first floor, enjoying tea and homemade biscuits.
"I don't know how long we'll be together but I welcome you to the Dragon House." Mash said, holding out the plate of cookies to Miia.
"Dragon House?" Miia asks, picking up a medieval sword-shaped cookie.
Miaa tastes the cookie, the effect was instantaneous, her tail moves left and right because of the good taste of the cookie.
'Beautiful, kind and good at cooking, it's a shame Mash isn't a man.' Miia thinks, watching as Mash holds the plate full of cookies in her hands.
Miia's goal in participating in the cultural exchange program is not to learn more about the human race and culture, but to find a man and bring him to her tribe.
The Lamia are an all-female race and require the assistance of a human male to reproduce.
Now that the existence of the Lamias and the other Monster Girls has become public knowledge, the Lamias can no longer ensure their succession with the old methods: kidnap an unlucky/lucky man and use him for reproductive purposes.
Miia's tribe is looking for a new method to get a man for them, the first attempt so far is to send Miia among the humans under the pretext of the Cultural Exchange Program to find a suitable man and seduce him.
"It's definitely a weird name for a house, but it's a tradition in Senpai's family." Mash talks about the habits and traditions of the Last Master of Chaldea's unusual family.
"Senpai's mother's house is called, Owl House. Senpai's Half-Sister named her resistance Moon House. Senpai named this building Dragon House." Mash concludes, finishing her little explanation.
"Mash, if this place is called, Dragon House, according to your Senior's family tradition, does that mean he or she lives here with you?" Miia asks, feeling a little anxious inside herself.
At first glance, Mash has no problem with hosting a Lamia. But does this also apply to the individual Mash calls Senpai?
"I live here and I don't have to pay rent or anything like that. But the deed is written in my Senpai's name. He lives on the third floor of the mansion." Mash said, handing over some vital information.
"Would your Senior have no problem with me living here with you two for a few days?" Miia asks, having to take a sip of the delicious chamomile tea to calm herself down.
"I highly doubt Senpai will have a problem, he has inherited his mother's habit of picking up strays. Often they are dogs or cats, but we have welcomed some pretty unique characters for a while now." Mash replies, recalling when they hosted Moon Girl and Devil Dinosaur in their Boston office/home.
"What is your Senior like as a person?" Miia asks, wanting to know the person who owns the house where she will live for a while.
"My Senpai is... a complicated person." Mash said, not knowing how to describe the Last Master of Chaldea to Miia.
"Is this a good thing or a bad thing?" Miia asks, starting to play with her fingers out of nervousness.
"Being best friends I say yes, although there are days when I wish Senpai was easier to handle or anticipate." Mash said, looking down at the floor.
The Demi-Servant girl loves her Master, we would go to hell for him, technically she died and resurrected for his sake.
However, it doesn't erase the fact that half of Mash's headaches are caused by her Senpai, the other half by the people around her Master.
"Can you at least tell me your Senior's name?" Miia asks, wanting to know more about Mash's Senpai.
"Bruce Bel Bahamut Belmont." An androgynous voice that belongs to neither girl replies.
'Who spoke? A ghost?' Miia asks, seeing no one nearby.
Mash on the contrary is surprisingly calm, she knows the owner of the androgynous voice well.
The Demi-Servant girl moves her head towards a black Italian leather armchair, present in a shady corner of the living room, finding her Senpai sitting in that armchair.
Mash's Senpai, aka Bruce is 171 centimeters tall with a slim and lean physique.
Her face has soft, delicate features, thin eyelashes and an androgynous build reminiscent of Artoria Pendragon or Morgan Le Fay
These two traits could easily pass as a girl.
Her face is youthful, it is hard to tell whether she is 16 or 20 years old.
The color of his skin is bright, milky white, smooth and free of imperfections.
Bruce's hair is currently jet black, kept in a long braid that reaches down to his waist and with a long fringe covering his left eye.
The right eye is light gray.
As usual, Bruce is wearing a stylish Detective Noir-themed outfit.
The outfit consists of black boots, black trousers, a red belt, white shirt, black button-up vest, a crimson tie, black gloves and a long dark red coat.
In addition to the noir-themed outfit, Bruce carries several accessories with him: a pocket watch, a chain wallet, a pin, a tie clip, a bracelet on his right wrist, and a single earring.
Finally, for reasons that few can understand, above the coat, specifically on the left bicep, there is a futuristic golden C-shaped trinket, with a simple but elegant design.
In his right hand he has his favorite accessory, a walking stick.
The stick is 108 cm long, made of elegant jet black wood.
The handle of the staff is silver, in the shape of a raven's head. Amber colored gemstones are set on both sides of the handle.
Decorations reminiscent of precious rings or imaginative trinkets have been inserted around the shaft of the stick.
In the end, around Bruce's neck is an exotic pet, a ferret-like creature, reminiscent of Kudamon from the popular cartoon, Digimon.
This is pretty much his everyday clothing that he wears to look like a "normal human".
This is already the most "normal" that Bruce Belmont can reach.
'How did this person get into this room without being seen or heard?' Miia thinks, unable to find a plausible explanation in her head.
"Senpai, when did you arrive?" Mash asks, slightly surprised by Bruce's sudden appearance.
The Last Master of Chaldea crosses his legs, places his elbow on one of the arms of the chair, then rests his head on a fist.
'I can't tell if he's a cute boy or a beautiful girl?' Miia thinks, slightly perplexed as she tries to figure out Bruce's gender, something that happens to so many people.
"I arrived when Snake Girl asked my name." Bruce replies, moving his good eye to the Lamia.
Miia's entire body suddenly shivers as if someone is looking at her soul, analyzing it under a microscope.
'He called me Snake Girl, this man or woman must hate me!' Miia thinks, imagining the worst.
"I know what you're thinking, I don't hate you, if I did you'd be dead already, Snake Girl, I'm a man by the way." Bruce said in a stoic voice, unintentionally making Miia's emotional situation worse.
'A very cute boy who reads minds and hates Lamias, my luck at work.' Miia thinks, looking down, feeling so anxious.
The Demi-Servant girl looks up at the ceiling, knowing that her Senpai is once again not caring about other people's feelings or the words he uses.
"Mash, Snake Girl, who is she and why is she in our house?" Bruce asks, they looked towards his Kohai, wanting an explanation.
"It's a funny and unusual little story." Mash replies, scratching his cheek, not knowing how to explain the encounter with Mrs. Smith.
Bruce looks at Miia again, this time less intensely. The Last Master of Chaldea observes Miia's hair, eyes, face, chest, waist and clothes.
There is no carnal desire in his gray eye, he simply looks at Miia as if she were a vase with flowers or a painting.
"Is Snake Girl your secret lover by any chance?" Bruce asks nonchalantly, imagining a more… Yuri possibility.
"What!?" scream the two women with red cheeks.
"Mash, every time I leave you alone and go away for a few hours, then come back, you get all worked up like you're hiding something at the last second." Bruce said, knowing full well the habits of his third best female friend.
"That's not true." Mash snaps back, showing subtle signs of agitation.
"Snake Girl is aesthetically pleasing and you are a bisexual woman, it doesn't seem impossible to me that a relationship between the two of you could happen." Bruce said, expressing his theory about a possible relationship.
"There's no story, I haven't known Miia for half a day yet." Mash responds hastily, wanting to nip any ridiculous theories from her Senpai in the bud.
'The cute boy has a vivid imagination. I admit Mash is a very beautiful woman, but I don't move that way... I think.' Miia thinks, casting 'furtive' glances at the lilac-haired girl, then at the effeminate boy.
"I thought you had a secret hobby that embarrassed you or just masturbated." Bruce continues to express his theories without shame.
"That last part isn't true at all!" Mash shouts, his face completely red, as he stands up.
"Mash, I don't judge you, you're a human being, you have a need to satisfy your primal desires." Bruce comments nonchalantly, not seeing the problem with his words.
The Demi-Servant girl sits down and covers her face with both hands, wishing to face Goetia again instead of sitting there and hearing her Master's theories.
"How or when did you get time to get a lover like Snake Girl? Or is she a prostitute?" Bruce asks, letting out one last punch.
Miia remains silent, her face having become redder than her hair and scales.
"Do you really think I would call a woman and invite her over to our house to do stuff… in exchange for money!?" Mash exclaims loudly, steam rising from her head.
"Do you want me to answer this question?" Bruce asks clearly, tilting his head slightly as if he were a dog who doesn't understand something.
"Senpai, please tell me you're kidding me." Mash pleads, hoping this was either an elaborate prank or not her Master's honest opinion.
"Yes, teasing you is a way of punishing himself for bringing Snake Girl into our house." Bruce replies, believing he has teased/punished his Kohai enough.
"It's a relief," Mash comments, starting to gain a more natural glow.
"But if you need a male or female prostitute or both at the same time, I know some upscale establishments that have special services for VIP clients. I've never used such services, but they are quite popular among single, stressed and wealthy people." Bruce said, speaking seriously this time.
"I don't need to buy that kind of company." Mash replies, blushing again.
"I'm not surprised, you're a woman who wants emotional love, not physical lust. Do you want me to try to find you a boyfriend or girlfriend? Human or Liminal?" Bruce asks, wanting to know Mash's current tastes so he can help her find a lover.
"Senpai, please, please, can we talk about something else?" Mash replies with a complicated expression on her face.
Part of Mash is happy that her Master wants to help her find love, but another part of her is not happy that her Master wants to take on the role of cupid instead of suitor for her heart.
"Very well, let's talk about Snake Girl." Bruce said, agreeing to change the subject for Mash's sake.
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After ten minutes, Mash finished telling the story that happened with Miia and Mrs. Smith.
"Incompetence, everywhere I go there are idiots who can't do their jobs." Bruce comments, finding the whole situation ridiculous and a sign of how poorly the Japanese government functions.
"I already promised Miia that she will stay with us until Mrs. Smith comes back for her." Mash said, making it clear that this is non-negotiable.
"When this Mrs. Smith gets back, she and I are going to have a nice talk about work ethic." Bruce said, banging the knob of his cane against her hand.
'Poor Mrs. Smith.' Miia thinks, not wanting to get on Bruce's bad side.
"Snake Girl, I'll let you live with us for now." Bruce declares, agreeing to honor Mash's promise.
"Thank you very much, Mr. Belmont, I promise not to bother you." Miia replies, trying to sound polite and kind to avoid any problems.
"I'm not done talking, I'll let you live with us for now, but there will be some rules to follow." Bruce said, with a serious voice, having rules to enforce.
"The basement is a no-go area, if you try to come in I'll cut off your tail and use it to make a new bag, maybe even boots and belts." Bruce said, keeping his eyes on the red-haired Lamia.
Lamia hugs her narrow waist, turning slightly paler than before.
"Senpai won't do something like that to you, you'll get a good scolding and be on his bad side for weeks." Mash said, trying to calm Miia down.
"If you so much as touch my bedroom door, I'll cut off your hands." Bruce said, his voice stoic.
Miaa, shaking a little, touches her right wrist, surely imagining a bad scenario.
"Senpai is very keen on having his own private space, you might get slapped on the hand or face." Mash explains the most likely outcome if Miia doesn't respect this rule.
"If you hurt my pets or my car, Megas, I'll beat you bloody and make you sleep in the back yard in the Doberman's kennel," Bruce said, his voice graver than before.
The Last Master of Chaldea cares about his pets, especially his muscle car, the 1970 Plymouth Barracuda, which is a collector's item of automotive history.
"If anything like that ever happens, I'll give you everything you need to build a tent and have a camping-like experience. If it happens to be cold or rainy or snowy that night, I'll let you in." Mash said, putting a hand on Miia's shoulder.
The Lamia touches Mash's hand and smiles, appreciating the goodwill of her first human female friend (?).
"Last rule, if you lay a hand on Mash to hurt or molest her, I'll cut your head off." Bruce said, banging his cane on the floor.
Miia instinctively hides behind Mash, while touching her throat.
"Senpai, I'm a big girl I can take care of myself and stop scaring Miia, she might have nightmares if you keep being threatening." Mash said, crossing her arms, slightly tired of seeing Bruce's tsuntsun side.
The Last Master of Chaldea sighs a little.
"Snake Girl, do you understand my rules?" Bruce asks, wanting to know if he has made himself understood by Miia.
"Stay away from the basement and your room, don't hurt the pets or the car, and most importantly, keep your hands off Mash." Miia replies, keeping the mansion owner's rules in mind.
"Great, Snake Girl, you're a smart Lamia, just follow these rules and we'll get along fine." Bruce said, standing up.
"I'm going to get the groceries from the trunk." Bruce said, leaving the living room.
Mash takes advantage of the moment to talk to Miia.
"Before you panic, listen to me, Miia. Senpai would rather be feared than loved, he never beat or hurt someone for no reason." Mash explains that Miia is not in danger and Bruce won't do anything to her.
"Are you sure Mash?" Miia asks, not knowing what to believe.
"Yes, Senpai, he tries to give the image of an Ice Prince or a Bad Boy, but inside he is a sweet boy in his own way, you just have to give him time to get used to you." Mash said, knowing what the Last Master of Chaldea is really like.
"I'll try." Miia said, trying to trust Mash's words.
"This house will not become the scene of a violent crime." The Demi-Servant girl promises, confident that nothing bad will happen to Miia.
XXX
Two weeks after Miia arrived at the Dragon House.
Bruce stands in the living room holding a butcher knife.
Mash and Miia, the two girls are dressed in white nightgowns and are lying on the ground in a puddle of a red liquid similar to blood.
Mrs. Smith stands under the hinges of the front door, completely paralyzed and speechless.
"I'm going to be fired!" Mrs. Smith exclaims, imagining how her very career has been destroyed by what happened here.
Suddenly, Miia… stands up and greets Mrs. Smith.
"Hi Mrs. Smith, Darling-girl and I were helping Darling-boy recreate a lesbian hate crime scene." Miia said, with a happy expression, making a little heart shape with the tip of her tail.
"See you again Mrs. Smith." Mash said, opening her eyes, but remaining in her corpse position.
"Sunglasses Girl, you ruined my game, now I have to redo the fake blood for Snake Girl, I'm going to the kitchen to get more lamb's blood." Bruce said, in a monotone voice, walking towards the kitchen.
"Darling-boy, call me by my name!" Miia exclaims, wanting to hear Bruce pronounce her real name.
"Then you should stop calling me Darling-boy, I'm not your boyfriend, I'm just a guest who takes care of you." Bruce comments, wedging the butcher knife into the hinge of the kitchen door.
"I'm sorry, Darling-boy, but after the first few days you don't scare me anymore, you're just a Tsundere, you say mean things, but your actions are kind." Miia said, putting her hands on her hips and puffing out her chest.
"I'm not nice!" Bruce exclaims, raising his voice.
Immediately after, a small box full of artisanal chocolates was thrown from the kitchen.
Using her tail Miia caught Bruce's thrown "weapon".
"Says the Tsundere who buys expensive sweets for his two girlfriends and sewed me a giant wool sock for my tail." Miia said, opening the box and eating a bird-shaped chocolate.
"We're not engaged." Mash and Bruce answer at the same time.
"What in the name of the Holy Easter Bunny is going on here?" asks Mrs. Smith, taking off her sunglasses.
Continues ...