"Do I have to tell them the story? Talking always makes me tired." I mumbled [Smack]
"Yes you do so start talking!" She shouted "Ok fine my name is kazuma makani the one who just hit me name is Sakura and I'm a god the end." I responded [Smack] "Mei why did you hit me?" I asked "Start from the beginning you jack ass!" She shouted.
"Ok fine in the beginning god created the heaven and the earth and on the first da..." and before I could say another word [Smack] "Midori what did I do now I'm telling the story?" I responded "We didn't mean from the actual beginning if you don't tell the story so god help me I'm going to beat you up!" She shouted.
"Why would I help you to beat me up huh?" I responded [Smack] "Laila you too?" I mumbled "Just tell the god damn story because if you don't I will ask gemini to tell it and you know if gemini starts talking you're going to have a ear full so tell the story chop chop." She said "Ugh ok fine I'm going to tell the story".
My name is kazuma makani but my given name at birth was haruto Inoue, at the time of my death I was 24 years old and I was a computer scientist but I didn't want to be a computer scientist but the girl I liked said she's wanted to be a computer scientist so I ended up becomed a computer scientist. I'm lazy, not interested in anything unless girls are involved, I'm a pacifist but I won't hesitate to fight someone if they hurt the people I cared about and quite perverted and this how I died and got reincarnated as a devil.
I just got off work and I was standing Infront of the company building I worked in waiting on my friend to go to the restaurant. while I was waiting for him I saw a girl walked past me and I said to myself "[Oh shit that girl's looks so hot I wish I could motor boat those calcium cannons but Im too much of a coward to talk to any girl]" then I heard
A familiar voice called me "Hey haruto sorry that you waited so long it's that bitch of a managers fault she keep on nagging me about the design for the new AI we're developing." He said.
"Oh that's not a problem I just want to go the restaurant, get a bite to eat and then go home to sleep. By the way did they come up with a name for the new AI we're busting our ass off to create?" I responded. "Wait you're telling me you don't know the name didn't you attend the meeting we had held to discuss the name of the new AI?" He replied. "Yeah I did but I slept through it all. I didn't want to hear the boss yapping away." I replied. "Good grief haruto you is the laziest person you know that right and by the way the name of the AI is Gemini wait what time is it.... Oh shit if we don't hurry now the restaurant is going to be full by the time we get there so let's run!" He yelled.
"Do we have to run? Running always make me tired." I replied "If you don't run we're going to miss happy hour and remember that the girls in maids outfit only work during happy hour!" He shouted [zoooom] "Hey oh nion what are waiting for pick up the pace!" I shouted "Hey haruto wait for me!" He shouted. So we ran all the way to the restaurant and we make it just in time and as we enter the restaurant a girl in a maid outfit said "Hello welcome to Mario's table for how much?" "Ummmm t-t-table for two please." I stuttered "Ok follow me." She replied she show us to the table and handed us the menus and tell us when we're ready to order we should call her.
"[Laughing] Haruto what's up with you just now?" He said "Hey don't judge me you know how I'm when a woman is talking to me
I get flustered and can't talk straight!" I replied "I know I know but it's so funny because every Saturday we come here because you like one of the girls here!" He replied " Hey don't shout! And today's the day I'm going to tell her I like her." I replied
"Good grief haruto you said that every saturday and you ended up chicken out. If you continue like that you're going to be single for the rest of your life [laughing]!" He said "Hey you're one to talk you're single too so we're in the same boat!" I replied "Well at least I'm not a virgin!" He replied "You lose your v-card while masturbating bruh so face the fact we're going to die single!" And then the two of us started to sulk.
"Hey oh nion did you decided on what you're ordering? I'm ordering the usual." I asked "Yeah I'm just ordering the usual too." He responded so we called the waitress and we order it and in a few minutes she came back with the food and we eat it and then we order a bottle of sake and we drank and we got drunk. So the happy hour had came to an end and we exit the restaurant. "Hey oh nion [hiccup] I'm not going to go home yet I'm waiting on the girl because I'm going to tell her I like her." I said
"Haruto you're drunk let's come back next week saturday." He responded "No I'm ok I'm going to confess today so I'm not leaving!" I replied "Ok if you're not leaving then I'm not leaving too." he replied so while we wait we saw the girl who I like leaving so I approach her and said "Hello my name is haruto Inoue and i-i-i-i-i like you w-w-would you go out on a date with me?" "Pfft [laughing] you're kidding right" she replied "No [hiccup] I'm not I come here every saturdays during happy hours because of I like you so would you go out on a date with me?" I replied "hell no just look at you you're ugly and I have standard." She responded "[oh come on why every time I have feelings for a girl and I work up the courage to tell them they always rejected me]" I said to myself and as I was talking to myself I heard an unfamiliar voice said "Hello miss is this guy bothering you?" and when I turn around I saw a police officer and the girl replied
"Yes officer this guy tried to harassed me and the said if I don't do as he said he's going to leak the pic he has of me on his phone to the internet" this bitch is lying throw her teeth "Excuse me sir is what this girl said is the truth?" the police officer asked "No it's not I only asked her if she would go out with me! You can ask m friend right over there.... Wait what he's asleep!" I replied "Why don't you hand over your phone so I can check if what she said is true or false?" he asked "Ok fine and when you see that she's lying I'm going to sue her for defamation!" and as I was reaching in my laptop bag for my phone the police officer yelled "Shit he's reaching for a gun!" and then I heard [bam bam bam] and then I fell to the floor.
As I fell to the floor l started mumbling to myself "Wait what did I shot am I going to die? Why did he shot me and why isn't he taking me to the hospital? Shit I can't believe I'm dying right now. I'm dying without finishing working of that new AI called Gemini." [With the ability called the absolute you unlocked Gemini] "why am I thinking about a god damn AI when I'm dying? This can't be am I still drunk this gotta be some illusion or something?" [With the ability called the absolute you unlocked illusion cast] "No this is real I'm now feeling the pain from the gun shot and it hurts like hell!" [With the ability called the absolute you unlocked pain nullification] "I can feel my life leaving my body I guess this is the end I wish I could have at least one girlfriend before I die." And then I died.