A young man in his mid-twenties stood in a dim room. His hair was a mess, and his eyes were heavy from sleepless nights. Before him sat an old couch, with two dolls propped up on it—one dressed in a Shinigami outfit, the other in a nobleman's long coat.
"Finally..." he said, eyes locked on the whiteboard in front of him, holding a black marker. "We've reached the final stage... Yoruichi's relationship with the protagonist has developed logically over the previous chapters. And now, my friends, it's time for the sex scene!"
He stared intently at the dolls, then continued,
"But before I start sketching it out, I need to determine what Yoruichi's genitals would realistically look like. It has to be accurate... believable... This is what the third most beloved woman in my heart deserves."
A faint smile crossed his lips. He turned to the whiteboard and began writing in bold:
[A Logical Anatomical Analysis of Yoruichi's Genitals]
He cleared his throat and addressed the dolls with the seriousness of a professor lecturing his students:
"Sadly, the Bleach author never described or drew it. Which means... it's up to me to decide!
You know me, guys—I won't just imagine something randomly, nor rely on personal preferences. I will use logic. Only logic."
Under the heading, he began listing:
[General Physical Attributes of Yoruichi]
Height: 156–160 cm
Weight: 45–50 kg
Body Fat: 15–17%
High flexibility
Lean and defined muscle structure
[Lifestyle & Training Impact]
Years of Hakuda training
Expert in Shunpo and Shunkō
> "Therefore, the pelvic and perineal muscles would be strong—no looseness or swelling whatsoever!"
"Which means... the outer labia would be tight. The inner labia are likely small and flat.
As for the clitoris—small, barely visible unless stimulated.
The vaginal opening would naturally be tight, but very flexible due to the constant training."
[Shihoin Clan - Noble Heritage]
Genetic Traits: Dark skin, golden eyes, balanced musculature
Estimated Anatomical Likelihood:
80%: Symmetrical, small to medium size
15%: Slight protrusions or rare pigmentation
5%: Unique or anomalous traits
He stepped back, studying his notes. Taking a deep breath, he smiled slightly.
"This is it. The most realistic shape we can deduce based on logic. Thank you for listening. As always, your presence helps me think."
He gave the dolls a theatrical bow, gathered his papers, and exhaled deeply.
"Time to work on the final chapter..." he muttered, heading upstairs.
Halfway up the stairs, his mind drifted to his next big project.
"Tokyo Ghoul..."
Suddenly, something soft shifted under his foot.
"Rukia?!" he cried, losing his balance. His gray cat yowled and darted away, her tail swiped by his heel. One claw slashed his ankle. He fell—and tumbled down the stairs.
A violent crash echoed through the room. Then... silence.
His neck snapped.
And that was how he died.