Chapter 39 – Oscar Fell into the Toilet Pit, the Bed Collapsed
A system pop-up suddenly appeared.
"System, you really know how to stir the pot!"
Zhang Fan grinned wickedly.
A line of text appeared on the screen.
"Ding! Story modification task triggered."
[Oscar is squatting in the toilet...]
Zhang Fan smirked and immediately changed the word "squatting" to "falling."
"Ding! Plot modification successful. Gained 30 Modification Points."
Oscar, who was squatting peacefully, slipped.
"Ahhh…"
And fell straight into the toilet.
"SPLASH—"It was loud.
"Ugh…"Even Dai Mubai heard it.
"You didn't just fall into the toilet pit, did you?"
The splash was so vivid Dai Mubai couldn't help but visualize it—and instantly regretted it.
"What did I do wrong? Why is heaven treating me like this?"
Oscar was on the verge of tears, covered in... well, stuff.Completely speechless.
"I'm sorry, heavens! But I didn't even do anything wrong this time!"
Conflicted and broken, Oscar was about to cry.
Who knew such ridiculous disasters could happen to someone?
Utterly tragic.
Afterward, he climbed out and took several showers right there in the toilet, scrubbing his shame away.
Meanwhile, Dai Mubai gleefully headed to the room where Tang San and Ma Hongjun were staying.
"Hey, let me tell you guys something hilarious!"
Baldy Bai flashed a mischievous grin.
"What's so funny?"
Ma Hongjun walked over curiously.
"What good news?"
Tang San wasn't interested at all, calmly cultivating Xuantian Skill in the corner.
"Oscar ate something bad and got diarrhea, and then—fell right into the toilet pit!"
Dai Mubai broke into wild laughter.
"Ugh…"
Ma Hongjun froze, visualized the scene, dry-heaved a bit,Then also burst into laughter."That guy is cursed, huh?"
"He's got misfortune written all over him!"
Dai Mubai laughed so hard his stomach hurt.
"Pfft…"
Even Tang San, still cultivating, couldn't hold it in."Pfft—" he snorted, breaking his meditation.
Oscar was still crouched miserably in the toilet, bathing over and over in despair,While the three next door were rolling on the floor laughing.
Zhang Fan, on the other hand, was still chuckling to himself.Oscar's misery was their comedy gold.
Eventually, Oscar dragged his exhausted body to bed.His stomach finally gave up—empty as a drum.He closed his eyes and lay down.
"Ding! Story modification task triggered."
[Oscar is lying on the bed, sleeping.] Two words could be modified.
Without hesitation, Zhang Fan focused on the word "bed," and added one word: "collapsed bed."
"Ding! Story modification successful. Gained 20 Modification Points."
Suddenly—"CRACK!"Oscar's bed collapsed.
"AARGH!!"
He hit the floor with a thud.
"My back! My poor back!"
His lower back met the ground like it owed it money.
Just as Dai Mubai returned, he witnessed the glorious scene: Oscar's bed in splinters, and Oscar hugging his back like an old man after leg day.
"Dude… did you piss off the God of Misfortune? Diarrhea, toilet dive, and now your bed broke?"
Dai Mubai's jaw dropped.Even he had never seen misfortune stack like this.
"Why, heavens, WHY ME?!"
Oscar lay on the floor, soul already halfway out the door.
Dai Mubai ran over to help him up:
"You okay, buddy? You're gonna kill me with laughter!"
"HAHAHAHA—"
Dai Mubai couldn't help but burst out laughing.Oscar had laughed at his bald head not long ago.Now karma was doing the Lord's work.
"Go ahead, Dai Boss. Get your revenge. I knew this was coming…"
Oscar accepted fate with tears in his eyes.
Dai Mubai plopped him into a chair.
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He then called over the innkeeper.
"Hey, your bed's trash. It broke just from someone lying on it?"
"Ah—so sorry! I'll get someone to replace it right away!"
The boss checked the damage and noticed the break was… irregular.Not due to roughhousing.Which left him speechless.
He quickly apologized and brought in a new bed.Then added:
"We'll waive your room fee for the inconvenience."
"Now that's more like it."Dai Mubai rolled his eyes.
Oscar, thoroughly defeated, lay on the new bed.After munching two sausages, he finally felt alive again.
Dai Mubai also went back to his own room to sleep.
The Next Morning
Everyone sat around eating breakfast.Oscar looked like death warmed over.
Ning Rongrong glanced at him coldly.Last night, if not for this fool, her plan would've succeeded.Serves him right.
"Oscar, what happened to your back?"Zhao Wuji asked while munching on steamed buns.
"My bed just collapsed under me last night…"Oscar was completely drained.
"Were you doing something shady on it?"
Ma Hongjun chimed in with a sly grin."Heard you also fell into the toilet?"
"You—"
Oscar nearly exploded.
"Dai Boss, your mouth really—"
"Hey, that's payback for laughing at my bald head!"Dai Mubai snorted smugly.
"Pfft—"
Xiao Wu and Zhu Zhuqing laughed so hard they spit out their food.
Zhu Zhuqing's rice flew right onto Oscar's face.
"Uh… sorry!"
She hadn't meant it, but the face hit was clean.
"HAHAHA—"
Everyone at the table roared with laughter.
"Kid, you've been hit with the worst luck in history."
Even Zhao Wuji couldn't hold it in anymore.
Zhang Fan chuckled on the side."For real... dude's cursed."
"…"
Oscar looked like he was about to cry.Ma Hongjun tried to hand him a tissue.
"I got this!"
Dai Mubai picked up a nearby cloth and wiped Oscar's face.
Covered him in oil.
"Dai Boss, is this another revenge scheme?!"
Oscar's face gleamed like a waxed pig.Utterly miserable.
"I didn't know it was oily, okay?! But seriously—your misfortune needs a documentary!"
Even Dai Mubai didn't know what else to say.
Everyone else just stared speechless at Oscar.Not even Zhang Fan had tampered with the system this time.
This was pure, unfiltered misfortune.
Even Xiao Wu opened her mouth as if to speak…But thought better of it and just went back to eating.
Soon, Oscar went to wash his face.Everyone finished breakfast and prepared to head toward the Star Dou Forest.