It happened during lunch.
The PA system crackled—
"Kaito Tenma. Report to the student council office. Immediately."
The whole class went silent.
Someone whispered, "Bro's dead."
Someone else whispered, "Bro's a legend."
I stood up, heart pounding.
Yuna smiled sweetly, nibbling on my sandwich. "If they ask, tell them I sleep on your chest."
"I'm gonna die," I muttered.
"Die handsome."
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Student Council Room – aka Hell's Throne Room
I stepped inside.
There she was.
Reina Mikazuki.
Third-year. Student council president. Untouchable. Flawless.
Every boy's dream. Every girl's standard.
She was sitting at her desk like a queen judging a peasant.
Legs crossed. Eyes sharp. Aura scary as hell.
"Tenma Kaito," she said. "Take a seat."
I sat.
She slid a photo across the desk.
I stopped breathing.
It was me.
Lying in bed. Shirtless.
Yuna on top of me. Grinning. Naked.
My hands—looked—like they were cupping her—
"THAT'S NOT WHAT IT LOOKS LIKE!"
Reina didn't blink.
"Who is this girl?" she asked coldly.
"S-She's just staying at my place temporarily! She fell through my ceiling!"
"She fell through your ceiling and landed on your—"
"YES! I mean—no! I mean—YES BUT NOT LIKE THAT!"
Silence.
Then she stood up.
Walked around the desk.
Stopped right in front of me.
I swear the room got hotter.
"I'm keeping an eye on you, Kaito," she whispered, eyes locking onto mine. "You're either a pervert who's dragging the school's reputation into the mud… or the most interesting student I've ever met."
"U-uh…"
She leaned closer. Her perfume was dangerously nice.
"I haven't decided yet."
She turned and walked back to her seat like nothing happened.
My soul?
Gone.
My pride?
Missing.
My pants? Still on—for now.
"Dismissed," she said, flipping a page in her rulebook.
I bolted out the door like I was escaping a boss fight.
---
Back in class…
Yuna was doodling on my notebook.
She looked up and smirked.
"She got the photo, huh?"
"How did you even—?!"
"Don't worry," she said, patting the seat next to her. "That was just the first one."
"First what?"
She winked. "Scandal."
Riko didn't even look at me.
The whole class stared like I was a criminal.
And the student council president?
She smiled when I passed by her in the hallway.
I'm not surviving high school.