Alright, ya feckin' gonks (and I say that with love), let's keep this short 'n' snappy.
POSTING SCHEDULE: Life's a proper dick these days—between work, the cat knockin' over me coffee (and I don't even own a feckin' CAT!), and the general shitshow of adultin', chapters'll drop every 2-3 days. No ghostin', no corpo-grade excuses (this shite's gettin' into me vocab—GODDAMN IT!) —just me, a laptop, and the stubborn refusal to sleep. (Note: If I forget, assume the cat hid my keyboard… or I've finally achieved goldfish memory. Remind me with a brick. Gently.)
PATREON: If yer the impatient sort (no judgment, I'd raid a vending machine for crisps too), toss a few euros my way for early chapters. Think of it as buyin' me a pint so I stay awake to type faster.
patreon.com/Buckie_Blue
That's it. Go touch grass or somethin' while ya wait. (Or harass the imaginary cat. Your call.)
And Sláinte, ye legends.