[You win!!!]
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A boy could be seen inside his room filled to the brim with anime figurines, books and other game/anime merchandise. His trash can was overflowing with empty energy drink bottles, crushed up chip bags, and other random junk food he possibly had laying around the house.
His hair was brown and short, his face was slightly above average, and his eyes were light green. He wore a basic white t-shirt with some Dorito chip stains near the bottom of his white shirt. He wore some light brown workout shorts with no socks or shoes in his room.
Hanging to the side of the door was his handy black and dark green tracksuit with black sweatpants.
It has been two days since his extreme gaming marathon began. Throughout those two days, Kazuma went without any sleep whatsoever. Yet he still took a cold shower every twelve hours to wake up and clean off his body for another gaming session.
The water helped him keep up his natural edge for all the complex gaming strategies he kept inside his head.
He planned to finish his current gaming collection within this timespan to await the newest release of one of his favorite gaming series' newest creations.
"Why the fuck would I even want to see the after-content for such a shit game. My gaming buddy may worship the ground you walk on, but I didn't even see over 90% of your content." I announced alone in my bedroom in the dead of night...
"That poor fool can't even speed run to save his life. Chances are he's probably still stuck on the seventh level. Didn't anyone teach that dumbass to use the wall climb glitch to skip that troublesome boss?" I expressed with a huge grin on my face.
"Well, I might have to get into a call soon to start bragging against that weak-ass scrub. Who's the so-called master gamer now, you slowpoke!? What's that? You're still stuck playing the game you call yourself a master of. The game has already been out for a few days yet you haven't beaten it. Your supposedly terrible friend who's been playing the game for only a day beats your ass. What do you have to say now loser!" I kept going on, and on about what I would tell that loser gaming buddy next time in vc.
'I'll call him the next time we meet him in vc. Hopefully, he's prepared for the storm that's coming next time we meet.' I thought as I put my hand on my chin imagining what I'll do next.
*[Ding!]*
He kept going on and on before something else got his attention. In the corner of his eye, something appeared on top of his bed. The ding sound shocked Kazuma for a few seconds.
"It sounded like a kind of notification sound, whatever it was, left a phone behind...."
'This whole situation feels oddly familiar for some reason. Hearing a weird notification sound, a mysterious phone appearing on your bed.' My mind started to race as I felt like I was struck with lightning with my new idea.
My eyes widened as I went to my computer to search for the novels talking about a similar experience before I grabbed the phone.
'Right here, all the novels and fan fics I read in the past that start with a similar start all gain a... System, is this finally my time to shine, my time to truly be the hero of my own story!' I started laughing like crazy while thinking of all the things I could do with my life with this thing.
. . .
Kazuma's excitement overwhelmed any sort of caution he had as a degenerate neet who read basically 99% of all system related stories online. Any smart man who was cultured enough would know and understand a system almost always has a creator. The goals are unknown, and certain genres of system stories all talk about the horrors unsuspecting people fall into after accepting a system into their lives.
Kazuma didn't think any further beyond what this confirmed supernatural situation could give him. His high intelligence was utterly obliterated by the wild fantasies those stories put into his native head.
Kazuma touched the mysterious phone with his right hand before a message popped up right in front of the screen.
*[Ding!]*
[You have been invited to join!]
[Dimensional Adventure Group chat is now beginning its scan.]
[Your unique status in media was one of the many qualities the system's algorithm found in you.]
[Sato Kazuma, your qualifications barely passed the standards in all categories besides one. Your outstanding levels of luck have far surpassed any of your other varieties. By default, you have been chosen first. You have been officially invited to the Group chat.]
[Do you accept?]
[YES] [NO]
"I don't know what any of that bullshit means, system sama. But I accept!" I skipped past all the important dialogue to instantly click yes.
Soon enough, the phone vanished for a few seconds, only to reappear in his left hand. Suddenly a screen appeared before Kazuma's eyes even though he wasn't looking at the phone. He only thought about the system and then it activated.
'Am I hallucinating? Is this... happening to me? How lucky do I have to be, to be chosen by something like this... Seems my legendary phase is about to begin.
Depending on the features this group chat system gives me, I'll either be a god walking the earth. Or some loser mob who still barely gets ahead in life even with God essentially giving the hacks.' I thought as I prayed for good luck to come my way once again.
*[Ding!]*
[No nickname detected. Please select a nickname out of the ten generated options.]
[How and why they were chosen are all decided by how the user lived their life. They are also chosen from future possibilities that are likely to happen.]
1. (Crapuma)
2. (Thieving Scumbag Of Gender Equality)
3. (Kazutrash)
4. (Tsundere)
5. (LoliNEET)
6. (Scumzuma)
7. (Kazuma-san-who-tried-to-mess-with-Megumin-while-she-was-sleeping)
8. (Weaklingzuma)
9. (Ka-sleaze-ma)
10. (Shut-in NEET)
*[Ding!]*
[Please choose your preferred nickname before continuing.]
I stared at the screen for a bit before throwing the phone I received from the system at my bed in rage.
"WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT! DO YOU THINK I'M A JOKE OR SOMETHING WITH THESE TERRIBLE NICKNAMES!" I yelled out as I started rolling on the floor, as I held my head with both hands as I kept rolling across the floor back and forth.
'How could this bastard of a system do this to me... I'm... I'm meant to be the chosen one...' I thought as a few tears fell across my face as I stared at the trash next to my face.
"This system is such a fucking scam man!" I said as I kept sulking for a few minutes before trying to piece together my shitty options to the best of my ability.
(Crapuma), (Thieving Scumbag Of Gender Equality), (Kazutrash), (Tsundere), (LoliNEET), (Scumzuma), (Kazuma-san-who-tried-to-mess-with-Megumin-while-she-was-sleeping), (Weaklingzuma), (Ka-sleaze-ma), (Shut-in NEET).
'These are my shitty options from the system.' I thought as I sighed.
I tried to reinforce my will for the great choice that needed to be made.
'(Tsundere) is out since I'm not one. Same with (LoliNeet). Who the hell is Megumin? What the fuck did my future self do... The system talked about them basing my nicknames off my future or present things in my life. What the hell is going on with my future!?'I thought while thinking of a few other names.
'(Crapuma), (Weaklingzuma), (Ka-sleaze-ma), (Kazutrash), and (Scumzuma) are just fucking rude. They aren't going to be my new nickname in this group chat.' I thought.
"(Shut-in NEET) might be true, but I'm definitely not going to pick that fucking nickname. That only leaves (Thieving scumbag of gender equality)." I said as I got up to sit on my bed and stared at my phone.
I sigh before looking at the nickname I was forced to choose after all my other options were straight-up up ass.
'Well if we look at the bright side this nickname kind of aligns with some of my beliefs.' I thought while I cried a little at the sudden injustice my system forced upon me, leaving me no room to use the system without getting a nickname first.