Wait a minute… what the actual fuck? He did it. He really did it. God, that's hilarious. To think that prick actually succeeded. Damn, it almost brings a tear to my—well, I guess I don't have eyes now, do I? Anyway, where are my manners? You must be wondering, "Is this thing talking to me?" Yes, I am.
I know you're confused as you're reading this, but don't worry. It's been ages since I've met someone, so I can finally tell someone what they've been missing. Oh shit, uh… I'm gonna be honest—I forgot my own name. But worry not! I'll make up a new one. As you've probably guessed, I'm the narrator. But don't let that scare you off. Just trust me and read a little, won't ya?
Now, let's get into it. This isn't the first time someone's read this, and hopefully, it won't be the last. I hope my little introduction doesn't put you off—but honestly, I could care less. I just want you to read. Can you do that? Are you able to comprehend English properly? If not, let me switch to a different language real quick.
"Hola! Bonjour! Konnichiwa! Hallo! Ciao! Do you understand me now? Read the damn book!"
"Alright, now with you fully caught up ill be seeing you real soon. :3"