[Log 38] {Sil} Ok so this planet is inhabited by an alien race resembling fish. Some look more human than fish, some look more fish than human. Most appear to have the ability to walk on land and transform their bodies to adapt to environmental changes.
{Logan} Very interesting. Will take note of this species. Take a sample while you fornicate with one.
{Sil} Why do you need a sample size?
{Logan} For adaptability purposes.
{Sil} I'm not even going to bother asking questions I don't want answers to.
{Vicky} My little brother is learning!
{Vicky} Get that fish pussy.
{Vicky} Omg wait, Fussy.
{Vicky} Nah that was shit, fussy is already a word.
{Sil} I don't think I can say "fussy" right ever again.
{Vicky} I failed my task, but I did it successfully.
{Logan} Fishussy.
{Vicky} I love you Logan, my lil sweet yam.
{Sil} Oh that's kinda cute.
{Logan} She ate a yam out of my ass.
{Sil} I DIDN'T NEED TO KNOW THAT.
{Sil} EW EW EW EW GROSS.
{Sil} YOUR ASS WAS IN THAT YAM.
{Logan} I am surprised you cannot understand a joke.
{Sil} I don't know if you're joking half the time.
{Vicky} no no, he's not joking. This 100% happened. Trust.
{Sil} AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA Shut up.
{Vicky} Ate out his ass like it was the last supper.
{Sil} Die.
{Logan} It is hurtful to see you wish such a fate upon her.
{Sil} You too.
{Logan} It is hurtful to see you wish such a fate upon us.
{Sil} Whatever. I'm off to get this cool trident I saw some guy use.
{Sil} Wish me luck.
[Log 39] {Sil} Went and got the trident. Turns out the trident was also a beast? I dunno how he did it, but he did it alright. Kinda felt bad for killing him, but he did attack me first, nearly killed me as well.
{Sil} On the bright side, I found someone willing to try things with me. She seemed very adamant about it. I think she's into smashing aliens… Me too I guess but… I thought I was alone on this one.
{Vicky} I would smash an alien if they were hot.
{Vicky} Is she hot? Got massive honkers, some ginormous badonkers, some absolute titanic madonkic badoinkers?
{Vicky} Does she have a gyatt?
{Logan} Look who's telling me to get off the internet.
{Sil} She's thick everywhere and pretty cute. She has very lovely pink scales.
{Sil} She was stressed about something, but I'm sure it's fine. It's not like I could do anything about it anyways. Maybe by sleeping with her, she can relax?
{Vicky} Fuck the pain away, my bed's in ruins, need you in my veins, don't know how you do it~.
{Logan} Are you aware of what song those lyrics come from?
{Vicky} I dunno, I think I heard you play it once.
{Logan} I have played it approximately 279 times. It is from the Sonic franchise.
{Sil} How do you know that number off the top of your head?
{Vicky} Logan has a speaker installed in his body.
{Sil} You always seem to surprise me.
{Sil} Okay, this time I actually have protection.
{Vicky} OMG it's giant horse cock condoms.
{Logan} It's a miracle.
{Vicky} See? I told you he's learning.
[Log 40] {Sil} Is there a particular reason as to why water is one of your favorite abilities, Vicky? I think I'm beginning to understand it.
{Sil} This woman… She controlled the water in ways I don't think I can even begin to describe. My insides are tingly.
{Vicky} Sil is getting some good taste.
{Vicky} Soo... what was this particular woman's name?
{Sil} It was Kayan.
{Vicky} Cool cool. So what happened? Did she… y'know, rearrange your insides.
{Sil} Normally I'd be off put by that sentence, but I genuinely think she did.
{Vicky} Nice
{Logan} Sil, do you have an X-ray machine?
{Sil} No? Why would I need one?
{Logan} Back before I had several of my body parts replaced by machines, Vicky used the water ability on me as well.
{Vicky} Huh?
{Vicky} Oh. OH! Yeah that! I totally rearranged Logan's insides too, put his kidneys where his lungs were supposed to go.
{Sil} How are you not dead?!
{Vicky} This is why Logan is a cyborg, because his body couldn't handle me. ;)
{Sil} …
{Sil} I hope that you're joking again.
{Logan} I am telling the truth. Trust me, I would never lie.
{Logan} She did in fact force me to need to do impromptu surgery on myself after a rough night in bed.
{Vicky} Wait, I know I was joking but-
{Vicky} Can you even do that?
{Logan} You have seen my soul weapon. I can transform a book into a computer. If need be, I can replace my organs with new functional ones made out of spare parts.
{Sil} So you two were joking?
{Logan} You should still get your insides checked.
{Sil} Goodnight!
[Log 41] {Sil} As much as I would love to stay and get with a fish man, I really do need to leave.
{Logan} You do need to consider the purpose of these logs. You were to try to fornicate with one of each gender of an alien race, and rate them on how well they are in bed.
{Sil} My insides need a break.
{Sil} And I really want to head back.
{Vicky} Unfortunately, Sil is right, water abilities do get pretty violent.
{Vicky} Logan was going to be a cyborg anyways. <3
{Sil} What is my sister doing to you, Logan?!
{Logan} Helping me come up with new parts to install into myself.
{Sil} Damn.
[Log 42] {Sil} I was going to head back, but on my way, I saw a handsome fish guy who was so freaking hot. He was thick, his abs were chiseled, his dark blue hair style was immaculate, and he had this voice….
{Sil} GOD I LOVE MEN.
{Sil} hueheuhhehehhehh.
{Sil} Ok I'm closing this log before any of you respond and ruin my good mood.
[Log 43] {Sil} … God…
{Logan} Sil, are you in the mood to talk about what happened?
{Sil} I ruined it. I reached to grab a condom from the table nearby but I accidentally grabbed something else.
{Sil} It felt exactly like one of my condoms but when I ripped it open, some sort of liquid came out.
{Sil} It ruined the sexual vibes.
{Sil} We didn't even fuck because we had to clean up the mess or else the hotel staff would've killed us.
{Sil} And it smelled like soy sauce! So I was hungry the whole time!
{Sil} Kill me now.
{Vicky} Aww Sil, It happens even to the best of us.
{Vicky} One time while using the water ability, I accidentally caused Logan's wires to short circuit and we weren't able to do anything for a week.
{Vicky} Btw, why was there soy sauce on a planet for fish people?
{Sil} I think it was some sort of face cream they put on…
{Sil} I have to leave this planet and never come back. The embarrassment Is too much.
{Sil} I even found out about a celestial here but I'm not even going to bother.
{Logan} Maybe next time.
{Sil} I'm only going to come back when everyone who's alive on this planet dies of old age.