Hiss~~~ Why does it sound so reasonable?
Yue Yan pinched his chin. The more he thought about it, the more feasible it seemed. When he showed Itachi Uchiha and other members of the Akatsuki organization the photos of Itachi naked and crying after being flicked on his genitals, well, just taking them out would probably make Itachi want to die.
"Yue Yan-kun? Yue Yan-kun? What are you thinking about? Why are you smiling so... um, stupidly?"
Fugaku noticed that Yue Yan didn't respond to him. After calling his name several times, he finally noticed the strange smile on Yue Yan's face. Even on Yue Yan's handsome face, this smile looked rather sleazy. However, out of consideration for Yue Yan's feelings, Fugaku didn't say it out loud.
Coming back to his senses, Yue Yan wiped the sleazy smile off his face and looked at Fugaku Aniki, suggesting, "Fugaku Aniki, your family should have a camera, right? How about taking a photo of the baby just at the Michiru Tsuki (full - moon celebration)? It'll be a nice keepsake."
The technological tree in the Hokage world is rather skewed. There are electronics, but oil lamps are still used for lighting in many places. However, cameras do exist, and as the future clan head of the prestigious Uchiha Clan, Fugaku's family definitely has one.
Fugaku thought Yue Yan's suggestion made sense, so he got up to look for the camera.
After receiving the camera from Fugaku, Yue Yan and the others gathered around baby Itachi.
Yue Yan first took a normal photo of the now quiet and extremely cute baby Itachi. Then he started thinking about how to capture some embarrassing moments of him.
Suddenly having an idea, Yue Yan asked Kushina.
"Sister Kushina, he's so cute. I wonder if it's a boy or a girl?"
Hearing this, Kushina was a bit confused. They were in the same room, and Yue Yan should have heard the commotion earlier. However, with Kushina's straightforward personality, she quickly stopped thinking about it. She simply reached out and opened the blanket wrapped around baby Itachi again, pointing at his genitals and saying,
"Yue Yan, look. Itachi is a boy."
As soon as the blanket was lifted, Yue Yan started furiously pressing the camera shutter, determined not to miss a single shot.
Although they were just photos of a baby's naked body, Yue Yan thought they were enough. Seeing Yue Yan so enthusiastic about taking photos, Kushina suddenly realized something and casually said,
"It seems that Yue Yan really likes kids. But few people would be as concerned about a baby's gender like you. You don't have to worry; Itachi's gender will be obvious when he grows up."
As she said this, Kushina couldn't help pinching baby Itachi a few more times.
Although a bit hurt by what Kushina said, seeing this scene, Yue Yan didn't care about that anymore. He just let out a silly laugh and took photos of the whole scene.
Baby Itachi's Mother and Father, Fugaku and Mikoto Uchiha, looked at Yue Yan and Kushina's actions. After exchanging a glance, they couldn't help but feel a bit speechless. Why did it seem like these two were more concerned than they, the natural parents, were?
Fugaku and Mikoto Uchiha had no idea of Yue Yan's sinister intentions. After all, it was just taking a few pictures.
After Yue Yan was satisfied with the pictures he took, he directly created a kage clone and asked him to take the camera to print the pictures.
"Um, Mr. Yue Yan, there's actually no need to be in such a hurry."
Hearing what Fugaku said, Yue Yan casually replied with a perfunctory answer.
"I just like this kid so much that I can't wait to get those pictures."
As he said that, Yue Yan was still thinking whether he should prepare a camera to carry with him. In that way, he could take pictures of the characters' embarrassing moments in the original story. In case something happened in the future, he could take them out to threaten them.
Hehe, I'll buy a camera as soon as I get back. I'm such a genius!
"If Mr. Yue Yan likes Itachi so much, why don't you take him as your disciple?"
"Huh?"
Yue Yan, who was originally thinking about which people could be threatened with their embarrassing moments, couldn't help blinking blankly when he heard this.
Fugaku had a good plan. He would be the future clan leader of the Uchiha Clan, and Yue Yan was the disciple of the disciple of the Third kage. If Itachi were to worship Yue Yan as his teacher, he would directly become part of the Hokage lineage.
After realizing Fugaku's thoughts, Yue Yan stroked his chin and fell into deep thought.
Putting Itachi Uchiha's personality aside, in terms of talent, he was even more talented than Kakashi. If he could take Itachi as his disciple, it would definitely be a good deal.
But then he remembered that in the original story, most of the disciples seemed to harm their teachers. Yue Yan hesitated again.
Seeing Yue Yan lost in thought, Fugaku thought he was worried that Itachi's talent was insufficient to be his disciple, so Fugaku only assured him.
"Mr. Yue Yan, Itachi will be a genius. After all, he is the son of Mikoto Uchiha and me. I guarantee with the honor of the Uchiha Clan that Itachi is definitely a genius."
"Um..."
Since Fugaku had said so, and Yue Yan was already a little tempted, after struggling in his heart for a few times, Yue Yan finally decided to do it.
As long as Itachi Uchiha wasn't stupid, Yue Yan should be able to correct his thinking.
Was Itachi Uchiha stupid? Obviously not. Just based on how he solved the Living Corpse Reincarnation army's Mondai in the future Fourth Ninja World War, and the words he told Naruto at the end, "It's not that one can gain everyone's recognition by becoming the Hokage, but one can become the Hokage only after gaining everyone's recognition", it could prove that Itachi Uchiha was a normal person.
It was just that at that time, he was caught between the Uchiha Clan and the village, and then witnessed his friend Shisui Uchiha die in front of him. After opening his Mangekyo Sharingan, he took an extreme path.
As long as these things were avoided, there shouldn't be any major Mondai... hopefully.
"Okay, I'll consider taking Itachi as my disciple, but it's still too early now."
Hearing this, Fugaku showed a smile. After all, he was very confident in his son's talent. As long as Yue Yan could say this, it was basically a sure thing.
"Hahaha, Yue Yan-kun, I'll leave Itachi to you from here on. It's almost dinner time. I'm in a good mood today. I've got two bottles of good wine. Let's have a drink later, Aniki."
It was the first time Yue Yan had seen Fugaku, who always looked serious, laugh like this. He awkwardly spoke out.
"Uh, Aniki Fugaku, I'm not an adult yet."
Fugaku's laughter suddenly stopped. Yue Yan had performed so excellently on the battlefield that he subconsciously forgot Yue Yan was only a little over ten years old and not old enough to drink. He could only force out a couple of dry laughs in response.
"Uh, haha, it's okay. It's fine if you don't drink."
After Mikoto Uchiha handed little Itachi to Kushina to take care of, she went to the kitchen to prepare dinner.
Just then, a young child's figure walked over.
When Yue Yan saw this figure, his eyebrows gradually raised, and he blurted out involuntarily.
"Damn it, Ding Zhen (a well - known figure in Chinese internet culture)!"
Shisui, who was stunned by this remark, looked around and then pointed at himself uncertainly.
"Uh, is big brother calling me? My name is Shisui, not Ding Zhen."
"Uh, it's okay. I just know someone who looks a lot like you. His name is Ding Zhen. Forget it, let's not talk about this."
Saying that, Yue Yan warmly invited Shisui to sit beside him.
When dealing with Shisui, Yue Yan didn't feel as torn as when dealing with Itachi Uchiha. After all, Shisui's character was obvious to all. Even if he awakened the Mangekyo Sharingan, he didn't go to extremes. It was just that he was too brainwashed by the Will of Fire and too trusting of that old scoundrel Tanzō that he ended up committing suicide in the original story.