Alright, listen up, you magnificent silent readers! We've got a code red, DEFCON 1, nuclear-level situation here! Some privileged, basement-dwelling gremlins have decided to wage war on our fanfic—spamming it with low ratings and hate reviews like their miserable lives depend on it.
These absolute clowns, who probably struggle to spell "plot" without auto-correct, are calling it unworthy and stupid—as if their two working brain cells qualify them to judge anything! I bet they read with their fingers tracing the words and their tongues sticking out in concentration.
So, my dear silent legends, if you've enjoyed even a single chapter of this glorious madness, DO YOUR DUTY! Smash that rating button! Leave a review! Let's drown these keyboard warriors in a tsunami of positivity so powerful that they'll regret ever messing with OUR fanfic!
FOR THE STORY! FOR JUSTICE! FOR CHAOS! 🔥💀
P.S. Listen up, you lovely readers and occasional lurkers.
I do not mind if someone writes a review saying, "Bad. Didn't like it etc" That's fair. Maybe my writing didn't vibe with you. Maybe you prefer reading Top novels not comedy novels. Cool. No hard feelings.