Oh boy, where do I even start? I owe you all the biggest apology in the history of apologies. No, seriously—if apologies were currency, I'd be Jeff Bezos by now.
I haven't posted a chapter update because, well… I got absolutely wrecked by AI, life problems, and—wait for it—my own novel going missing. Yeah, you read that right. My novel pulled a Houdini and vanished into the void. Probably chilling in the same dimension as lost socks and missing Tupperware lids.
So, to sum it up: AI tried to take over, life threw hands, and my novel decided to ghost me. But fear not! I'm back, armed with caffeine and questionable decision-making skills, ready to get things rolling again.
Thanks for your patience, and may your Wi-Fi always be stable. 🙏😂