Dear Esteemed Readers,
I regret to inform you that I must embark on a perilous two-day journey—one that involves battling the mighty forces of Real Life™. The dreaded overlords of Responsibilities and Errands have launched an invasion, and I must defend my honor (and possibly do laundry). Fear not! I shall return, sword sharpened (or at least my keyboard dusted), ready to unleash more epic chapters upon you. Until then, keep my web novel in your hearts, and may the cliffhangers not haunt your dreams.
Sincerely, your exhausted but ever-dedicated author.
P.S. Don't riot. I'll be back! 🚀