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Chapter 111 - The Raja’s Entertaining Dairies

Raja's return to reality after his 24-year Multiverse adventure in the Demon Slayer World was less about saving the world and more about, well, saving his friends.

Raja asked, "Maya, save the 24-year adventure memories in the Quantum Brain as a file named 'Demon Slayer World.'"

Maya replied, "I've already done it. You can access the memories in your Quantum Brain library."

Raja decided to visit his partners and friends.

The first stop? The three witches of the business world, also known as Jessica, Jane, and Beth. These women weren't just business partners—they were magicians when it came to turning profit into pure gold.

Raja asked them to focus on technologies, real estate, gaming, anime, and the film industry in the future.

"Let's dominate all of it," Raja grinned as he leaned back in his chair, plotting world domination with the flicker of his steely eyes.

But before things got too intense, Raja remembered something important—his ranch! His heart softened as he turned to the witches. "What happened to the ranch?"

Jane looked up from her notes with a smile. "We made it a natural resort. For the richest of the rich. They can enjoy nature… without disturbing the wildlife."

Raja blinked. The thought of rich people enjoying untouched nature was hilarious. "So, it's like a zoo... but with them in cages?"

"Precisely," Beth said, clearly satisfied with their success.

He spent a night with them, cooking dinner, sharing business ideas, and, well, dominating in the bedroom.

The next day, Raja popped over to the Broke Girls. You might wonder how they went from broke to having the top cupcake shop in Brooklyn, and well, let's just say Raja was a good investor. Caroline checked the accounts, and Max was the real backer. Business was booming, and they were celebrating with a one-night party so wild even Raja couldn't keep track of it all.

The next morning, with a slight headache from the party (and maybe a few too many cupcakes), Raja decided it was time to make a surprise visit to Rosa and Amy at the precinct. Enter Giga Chad Raja, his jawline so sharp it could cut glass, as he strolled into the precinct like he owned the place.

Jake was showing off his new "collar" when Raja arrived, his eyes practically glittering with pride. "81-year-old drug dealer, my oldest collar to date!" he boasted.

Raja raised an eyebrow. "Not bad, but I once caught a 96-year-old for flashing," Amy casually chimed in, her smile full of mischief. "I was worried either she'd die in my car or flash me."

Rosa rolled her eyes. "Please, the oldest collar I've had was a 78-year-old high on PCP. He thought the mailbox was a portal to another dimension."

The gang laughed. Scully, always quick to try to one-up anyone, chimed in, "So, does two 50-year-old twins count as a 100-year-old collar?"

Amy shot back, "No, Scully. No, it does not."

Then, of course, there was Charles. His grin was mischievous, and everyone braced themselves. "I once arrested a 68-year-old woman," he started, "And let me tell you, when I was in my twenties, I slept with her."

The group collectively gasped in shock. "Charles!" they all exclaimed, as if they hadn't just arrested grandmas for fun.

Charles, however, defended himself with the logic only Charles could. "She had a replacement hip, okay? Serious torque."

Not wanting to be left out, Raja smirked and joined the conversation, "I slept with two 30-year-olds when I was 18... and yes, they were amazing." He winked at Amy and Rosa, who both looked at him, wide-eyed.

Despite the weirdness of the conversation, Amy and Rosa were genuinely happy to see Raja. They gave him big hugs, and Raja kissed both their cheeks. "It's good to be back!" he said with his usual charm.

Meanwhile, Captain Holt was sitting back, arms crossed, trying to act serious despite everything. "Jake," he said, his voice cool, "Any progress on the Lincoln Place murder?"

Jake, ever the optimist, grinned and gestured wildly, making a football reference that no one except Terry understood. "Almost solved it, Captain! We're just waiting for the touchdown!"

Holt was not impressed. "Just get it solved. This is a high-priority case." He informed Jake that Major Crimes would take over the case if he didn't solve it fast.

Jake expressed frustration, especially since he'd been working hard on the case and Vulture will take it at the last minute. Raja asked about the case.

Jake started to brief them, explaining that the victim, Fred Gorman, was a lawyer, and his wife Ann Hoert was the prime suspect. But there was a catch—the DA wouldn't proceed without the murder weapon.

"I'm sure we'll find it!" Jake said, full of bravado.

Raja, ever the keen observer, asked, "What about the Vulture guy?"

Charles, rolling his eyes, explained, "The Vulture swoops in and takes credit for nearly solved cases. He's a joke. His real name is Pembroke."

Raja, ever the risk-taker, bet Holt that he could predict the exact murder weapon and location in five minutes. Holt, amused by the challenge, accepted.

And then, in a move that left everyone dumbfounded, Raja checked the photos of the victim's body and the house, calculating and analyzing. He calmly stated, "The weapon is a magnetic corkscrew, and it's probably stuck in the trash chute."

The room went silent. Holt raised an eyebrow and ordered Jake, "Find it."

One hour later, Jake and Charles returned, murder weapon in hand. Prints confirmed the murderer, and they solved the case. But then—cue dramatic music—Detective Pembroke, aka the Vulture, stormed into the precinct, ready to steal the credit. He was visibly frustrated when he saw Jake had already cracked it.

"Too slow," Jake said smugly.

With that case wrapped up, Raja took Amy and Rosa to Amy's apartment for a relaxing and hot night.

The next day, Raja went to Malibu to meet Uncle Charlie. As they sat sipping coffee, Charlie dropped a bombshell. His ex-girlfriend, Jill, had contacted him after five years.

Berta jumped in, revealing that Jill had dumped Charlie and moved to Europe, leaving him devastated. Charlie went to meet Jill at a bar, only to discover that Jill had transitioned to Bill. An awkward conversation followed.

Later, when Bill was introduced to the group, Evelyn, Charlie's mother, was shocked that Charlie had adopted an Indian nephew. Raja, ever the drama king, began chanting holy verses, pretending to exorcise her from the earth. Charlie and Alan also joined in with exaggerated enthusiasm.

Evelyn, unfazed, responded, "You guys are just being dramatic." She turned her attention to Bill, clearly intrigued by him.

After a few awkward events, Evelyn decided to take Bill to her house for a property tour. Alan, concerned about his mother dating someone younger, was not thrilled. Charlie, after some coaxing, convinced Bill to tell Evelyn the truth. Evelyn fainted when she learned Bill had once slept with Charlie.

Raja couldn't stop laughing.

That night, he met up with Rose and Candy for a fabulous night in there House. After that he Decided to visit the Nerd Squad, Raja found out something unusual was happening with Rajesh. His parents had set him up on an arranged date with Lalita Gupta, which Rajesh found invasive and irritating.

Raja provided Rajesh with some help by taking him to a stylist and getting a few drinks. Rajesh arrived at the date looking… different. Confident. Chad-like, even. Lalita was impressed by Rajesh but thought He might be a playboy. She wasn't there for a marriage proposal—she was just doing it to appease her parents.

And Sheldon? He was excited to meet Lalita, thinking she looked like Princess Panchali from a book his mother read to him. Rajesh didn't take that well, of course, and when Lalita announced she wasn't interested in Rajesh, she invited Sheldon to dinner, leaving Rajesh and the group stunned.

Raja laughed on the spot. This made Lalita irritated, and she asked for a reason. Raja asked Sheldon if he would have a date with Lalita and change his tight schedule for it.

Sheldon directly rejected it, saying he would not compromise his schedule for courtship experiments. He also added, "I already have a dentist; I don't need another one."

Rajesh told his parents that he failed with Lalita and explained she wasn't interested in him.

Raja just secretly enters Penny's bed room for nightly visit and penny wear an erotic dress for the night and they fuck like rabbits.

 

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