Raja sat cross-legged in mid-air, munching on buttered popcorn as he observed Voldemort's resurrection ritual with the curiosity of a man watching a reality show.
🍿 Raja (muttering to himself):"Damn, dark rituals always have the same clichés—blood, bones, and a poor sucker losing a limb. Oh, look, Wormtail's screaming—yep, classic evil ceremony checklist complete."
Dobby, ever the noble butler/assassin, stood beside him holding a tray with a chilled cola and a straw.
💀 Dobby:"Would Master Raja like some nachos with his villainous monologue viewing?"
💀 Raja:"Dobby, you just get me, man."
Wormtail's screeches reached an all-time high, the potion bubbled ominously, and suddenly—
🔥 Voldemort was back. 🔥
The Death Eaters bowed in fear as the Dark Lord emerged, looking like an angry, hairless cat with a superiority complex.
💀 Voldemort (dramatic whisper):"I… am… REBORN!"
Raja slurped his cola loudly.
🍹 Raja:"Great. Now do something impressive, or this is a one-star resurrection."
Voldemort's red eyes snapped towards Raja, fury building.
⚡ Voldemort:"YOU!"
He pointed his skeletal finger, voice dripping with venom.
⚡ Voldemort:"You are the mudblood ruining my plans every year! Have you come to die?"
Raja casually tossed his popcorn aside, wiped his hands, and stood up with a flourish.
🔥 Raja:"Bitch, please. If I wanted to, I would have killed all these hooded clowns before your resurrection. I let you finish your evil monologue for entertainment."
Death Eaters gasped. Voldemort twitched in rage.
🎩 Dobby (nodding sagely):"Master Raja enjoys a fair fight."
🔥 Raja (grinning):"Now, let's dance, you noseless wonder."
Raja blinked right next to Harry, placed a hand on his shoulder, and swapped places instantly.
⚡ Harry appeared next to Dobby, still blinking in shock.
💀 Harry:"Wait—WHAT?!"
💀 Raja (rolling his shoulders):"Don't worry, mate. This is grown-up business now."
Voldemort growled.
⚡ Voldemort:"Avada Kedavra!"
💀 Raja (casually dodging):"Missed me."
⚡ Voldemort:"Avada Kedavra!"
💀 Raja (dodging again, doing a cartwheel):"You blind, my guy?"
Voldemort screamed in rage and sent a flurry of spells.
💥 "Confringo!"
💥 "Sectumsempra!"
💥 "Crucio!"
Raja danced through them all, flipping, rolling, and even breakdancing under one particularly nasty curse.
🔥 Raja:"Oh yeah, baby, let's go full anime!"
He raised both hands, summoning golden glowing runes in mid-air.
⚡ Raja:"Arcane Blitz!"
A barrage of energy bolts fired towards Voldemort, who deflected some, but got smacked by the last two, sending him skidding back into a tombstone.
⚡ Voldemort:"IMPOSSIBLE!"
While Raja was clowning on Voldemort, Dobby politely excused himself and went full John Wick on the Death Eaters.
🎩 Dobby (adjusting his butler cuffs):"Master did not say to spare you."
💀 Death Eater #1 charges.
💥 Dobby flicks his wrist.
💀 Death Eater #1 flies into a tombstone, KO'd instantly.
💀 Death Eater #2 pulls out a wand.
💥 Dobby casually snaps it in mid-air.
💀 Death Eater #2 cries and runs.
💀 Death Eater #3 tries to cast Crucio.
💥 Dobby appears behind him and whispers:"Bad manners."
⚡ BOOM!
💀 Death Eater #3 is now unconscious.
Voldemort, seeing his Death Eaters dropping like flies, panicked.
⚡ Voldemort:"You dare MOCK ME?!"
🔥 Raja:"I literally do nothing else."
Voldemort unleashed his strongest attack yet.
⚡ "MORS MORDRE INFERNUS!"
A massive wave of black flames shot toward Raja.
🔥 Raja (grinning):"Oh? A challenge?"
Raja snapped his fingers, summoning his own flames, forming a giant fiery dragon.
🔥 Raja:"Taste my Solar Dragon!"
💥 The two spells clashed, shaking the entire graveyard.
Raja saw Voldemort was getting desperate. Time for the final move.
🔥 Raja (smirking):"Oh, by the way… I tipped off Dumbledore. He's coming with an army."
⚡ Voldemort:"YOU'RE LYING!"
💀 Raja:"Am I, though?"
Behind Voldemort, Dobby took out a fog machine and turned it on dramatically.
A shadowy figure loomed in the mist.
💀 Dobby:"Behold… DUMBLEDORE."
Voldemort screamed in rage, but wasn't about to take chances.
🔥 Voldemort:"DEATH EATERS, RETREAT!"
Voldemort teleported away, leaving his defeated minions behind.
Raja strolled over to a still-stunned Harry, grabbed his hand, and both touched the Triwizard Cup.
🌪️ PORTKEY ACTIVATED! 🌪️
Seconds later, they landed in the Hogwarts stadium.
🎤 Ludo Bagman:"HARRY POTTER HAS RETURNED!"
All professors and students rushed forward, questioning what happened.
Dumbledore looked at Raja expectantly.
🔥 Raja:"So… long story short: Portkey sent us to a graveyard, Voldemort got resurrected, I fought him, Dobby went on a murder spree, I bluffed about you coming, and he ran away crying."
Silence.
💀 Professor McGonagall:"…Pardon?"
💀 Dumbledore (rubbing temples):"Why do I feel like I should retire early?"
Dobby teleported in with a tied-up Mad-Eye Moody (except… not Moody).
🎩 Dobby:"Master, I have captured Barty Crouch Jr."
💀 Raja:"Excellent. Also… let's not forget. I got to the Cup first. I WIN."
Harry, still too traumatized to argue, just nodded in surrender.
🎤 Ludo Bagman:"RAJA RUDRA WINS THE TRIWIZARD TOURNAMENT!"
🏆 CHAOS. 🏆
Final Score:
Raja: 🏆 Won the TournamentHarry: 🎭 Witnessed traumaDobby: 💀 Unstoppable assassinVoldemort: 😭 Ran away like a scared puppyDumbledore: 🤦♂️ Developing stress wrinkles
🔥 THE END. 🔥