"Good shit," Knox remarked. "If only I could find a few more fat pigs like that one to loot."
Just then, a softness smashed into him. He turned around to see what it was, only to facepalm at the sight of a pink ahoge hair happily dancing atop a crazy girl's head.
"Darling, I just knew you loved me~!" Cela squirmed, her ample curves pressing up against Knox. "You saved me~! You LOVE me~!!"
"No," Knox denied as he pushed away the clingy girl. "I simply didn't want to let you die when I still owe you for that pill you gave me a few years ago. That's all, so don't go and overthink anything."
"Yes, of course, my Love! I won't disclose the fact that you Love me as well!!"
Knox helplessly stared at the pink-haired yandere. "Why do I even bother…?"
"Because you care about me too much to properly quantify~!?"
"You…" Knox sighed, redirecting his focus elsewhere. "The show's over, folks, so unless you want my autograph, you should scurry back home."
