"Kuk! Kuk!! Cough!!!"
Knox had lost so much blood that even when he coughed, only weird gunk came out in chunks.
"Wait… F*ck… Was that a piece of an organ??"
He considered chasing after the chunk—because, well, he kind of needed it. But seeing as it had already rolled down a decent distance of the collapsed mountain he was on, he figured it had its own path in this life.
"Go on, organ chunk of mine," he said as a tear just barely managed to trickle down the less-mangled side of his face. "Be free. Live your best life! Go on! Go on now!! I-I don't want you anymore…! Go home…"
[What the hell are you doing, Dear Host? You're embarrassing me right now.]
Knox clicked his tongue—the moment ruined.
"You really are an uncultured System," he scowled. "Have you never watched a good movie in your life? To not get the reference is criminal…!"
[....]
[Here are your System Notifications.]
*Ding!*
"Hey," Knox said. "Don't think you can shut me up so easily—Ooh, shiny!"