We used to have Empires ruled by Emperors, Kingdoms ruled by Kings,
Now we have countries...
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So you have scrolled here, huh. Well, now I have to tell you what is going on. Though, I don't know that myself.
After doing Almighty Pussy, I killed all the Aliens who were attacking the country but the common populace was glaring at me.
I descended down on the ground and Erect arrived, standing behind me.
Don't stand behind me. I am the King. You gotta stay in front of me.
Alas, forgetting Erect, I have to deal with the cause of people's anguish first.
But before that, I ordered something.
"All the Heroes who are not of this continent, shall go back to their continents."
Too many Heroes won't be needed. It would only make things confusing.
One Hero came forward and kneeled in front of me.
"As you wish, my lord. But there is a problem." He said.
"What's the problem?"
"I can't find Cock Bang anywhere. He is a Hero from my continent."
"Oh. Well, he is dead." I revealed.
"What?" The Hero gasped but then.. "Anyway… I'll take my leave."
I feel bad for Cock Bang now. No one really cares for him.
The Hero went away after knowing that and after him, all the other Heroes also took off in the air towards their continents.
Now only ten Heroes were left who were from this Titilis continent.
And just like Erect, they all stood behind me as well.
At last, I can finally address the crowd and their reason for glares.
"Everyone, is everyth-"
"Eat shit!"
Someone shouted.
I looked at the person who shouted.
"Eat shit!" It was a man and he shouted again.
"Eat shit!" Once more. Say something different, man.
"Eat shit!" That's it. Imma do a comeback if he said that again.
"Eat Shit!"
"No. I have no plans of visiting your house."
The Heroes behind me laughed. I don't know if it was a fake one or real one.
Though, the common man was enraged.
"How dare yo-"
"Alright. Alright. Enough with the suspense. Tell me what's wrong." I just wanted to know the matter. Their glares don't scare me. I have seen worse glares than them.
"Child," An elderly shaky female voice called out to me.
Then an old woman came forward.
And I lost all my hopes from humanity.
It was an ogre.
A huge burly build ogre grandma.
Only her voice was shaky, everything else was still intact.
"Why are you all angry?" I asked.
"What were you doing when the Aliens attacked? Look at our houses, everything is destroyed. What kind of Hero King are you? You stayed inside your castle when they were attacking. And you joined to fight when everything was burning. You bastard!"
This Granny has lost it. Even with her shaky voice, she shouted one lengthy dialogue.
Anyway, now I know why they are all angry at me.
Their residence and shops and other shit has been destroyed. Their anger is justified. But they are wrong about one thing.
"I wasn't chilling in the castle, everyone. An Awakened Alien broke through the roof and attacked me. Tell them, Heroes."
"Yes. My lord is right. The second Awakened alien he killed was in the castle. Even the supreme man notified you all about it. After killing that Alien, he came to fight here right away. It's not like he was wasting his time by telling jokes. He is serious about this stuff." Erect took my side. But I think he was mad at me for telling jokes to an Alien.
Anyway, he was a good right hand man. Defending his lord on time.
"No one will believe you. Your Heroes will take your side no matter what. You must be telling jokes to the Alien and laughing together. You must be planning to make an alliance with him but you killed him accidently. You are lying." The ogre granny barked.
Is she a psychic? That was spot on.
I cleared my throat.
"Let's forget that. You all are worried about your houses and shops right. I will turn them back as they were. Will that be okay?"
"Yes. For now." The ogre granny replied.
What does she mean by 'for now'? What else does she want? And why the hell the only females I am meeting here are oldies and other races. If I can't get a Human girl then at least allot me a succubus.
Anyway, first fix their problem. They are my subjects. They shouldn't be angry at their King.
So to solve their issue, I used one of my Skills.
[ Johnny - The Construction Worker. ]
This is the Skill I used this time.
There are other skills with the same name as well.
Johnny the astronaut, Johnny the plumber and on and on.
You must have understood my point by now and if not, then we need more people like you.
Anyway, as soon as I used the skill, the houses and shops that were destroyed began restoring themselves on their own.
The roads, streets, two women dry humping each other, wait.. they are still at that? It's so nice that women don't have a cool down.
Whatever, my skill constructed everything that was broken and the people finally loosened their glares at me.
"Anything else?" I asked, smiling.
"Yes, child." The ogre granny said.
"Tell me. I will do anything for my subjects."
The ogre granny nodded.
She stepped towards me, slowly.
I remained standing, waiting for the oldie to come.
The ogre granny was now just in front of me.
No matter how she was, she was like my grandma. I will always respect older women. They are always sweet.
The granny stared at me and then brought her face just beside my ear.
Then in a low voice, she whispered :
"I haven't had sex for thirty years. Show me why you are the King."
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I take it back.
This old bitch is nasty.