*Alarm Noises*
"If you don't wake up, I'll eat your ass voraciously, stupendously, eagerly, raviciously, agrueably delicious fatass I've ever seen in my entire life GYAT DAMN-"
*Alarm Noises*
*Click*
Y/N: "..."
Why did I buy this stupid alarm again...?
Right...
Because I'm broke as fuck. I got no money left. Got no nothing. Got no anything... Hey that rhymed...
Haaaaa... What am I gonna do without the Wifi... I need it so I can watch my daily routine of porn-
*Knocking*
Y/N: "..."
Y/N: "Whoever's out there, if you've come for something else entirely with dark intentions, I am not paying my taxes!"
???: "Y/N! It's just me, your buddy gal Sophie!"
Y/N: "Oh..."
Sophie: "Can I come inside, please? It's freezing out here!"
Y/N: "Sure, just don't mess around my place too much..."
(Sophie Palmer)
Sophie: "Do I do that more so often?"
Y/N: "Yes. Yes, you do mess my place up more so often. Along with that gay friend of yours..."
Sophie: "What about Wallace?"
Y/N: "Uh..."
FLASHBACK
[Julie's 54th Party, In Y/N's House For Some Apparent Reason]
Wallace: "Hey there stranger~, what'cha doing over here by your lonesome?"
Y/N: "No, I'm not having sex with you, Wallace."
Wallace: "Eh, it was worth a shot."
...
...
...
Wallace: "Anyways, I'm gonna make out with you and touch you all over and then I''m gonna get FREAKY with you."
Y/N: "What-"
[30 Seconds Later of Puking]
Wallace: "C'mere Daddy, give me some love~."
He's drunk.
Y/N: "OH GOD! GET AWAY FROM ME!"
END OF FLASHBACK
Sophie: "Wasn't that like yesterday when it happened?"
Y/N: "It was? Huh... I guess it was."
Sophie: "So... You guys had sex?"
Y/N: "Like hell! When did you get the idea that I had sex with that gay best friend maniac of yours?!"
Sophie: "Because he's right next to you in bed."
Y/N: "...Huh? What did you say?"
Wallace: "No need to explain. We did have sex."
Y/N: "WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK-"
Sophie: "Before you go BEAST mode, I just have one thing to say is that...
[Puts her hand on your right shoulder]
I'm glad that you finally came out-l of your closet-
Y/N: "OI! YOU LOOKING FOR A FIGHT OR SOMETHING?!"
Wallace: "Oh chillax there huzzy buzzy." / "Y/N: "Huzzy Buzzy...?"
Wallace: "It's not like we actually did the deed."
Y/N: "Then why are YOU HOLDING YOUR BUTT LIKE SOMEONE JUST POUNDED IT TO OBLIVION!...AH..."
Sophie "So you guys did go crazy on each other..."
Wallace: [Smirks.] "I'm going to tell this every one of our friends that you pegged me to death~. Toodles~." [Runs away.]
Sophie: "And there he goes..."
Y/N: [Fuming.] "WALLAAAAAAAAAACCE!"
End of Prologue.
You're gay now.