Kaelion sighed, as if the answer should be obvious.
"Of course not. He would have to wear one throughout the day—insert it in the morning and remove it before bed."
"What?!" Vaelrik's face instantly turned scarlet. "You mean he'd have to just… keep it inside him all day long?!"
That sounded less like preparation and more like some kind of humiliation play!
"And what happens if he needs to… you know, use the bathroom?!"
"The magic stone embedded in these ensures cleanliness," Kaelion said, tapping one of the objects. "As long as it remains inside, the one who used it would stays perfectly clean."
"That's… horrifyingly considerate."
It somehow made the whole idea worse.
"Isn't there a… softer method?" Vaelrik asked weakly.
Kaelion considered the question, his expression shifting into something slightly more serious.
"It's not impossible," he admitted. "But it's your weakest area."
That alone was enough to make Vaelrik doubt himself.
