"Jiang Nian, do you have a girlfriend?"
"Does my hand count?"
"Get lost!"
Qianqian was infuriated and embarrassed. "At a time like this, you're still joking around. Think of a solution quickly!"
"See, the first couple is already making out, damn, with strings attached. They're so open in public, they must be university students." Jiang Nian exclaimed in shock.
As the words fell, the two student couples in front of them turned around.
Slap, Qianqian facepalmed.
"It's a fever, I told you to think of a solution, not to do live commentary here."
"What I mean is...the cinema rule is you get a forty percent discount for kissing, it doesn't say you have to French kiss." Jiang Nian channeled his inner Conan. "The first couple must have a special kink."
"Who asked you that!" Qianqian was so angry she could explode.
"If you think about it, just lip contact would be enough, right?" He looked at Qianqian, slowly bringing his two fingers together as a demonstration, "Just like this..."