Kazuya should've run.
The second Celestia said the words "time for your training," his instincts screamed at him to escape. But nope. His legs betrayed him. He was stuck. Frozen.
Sylvara was having the time of her life. "Oh, this is gonna be amazing. I'm so glad I stuck around for this."
Bradimus, meanwhile, was still on the ground, clutching his chest. "I… I wish it were me."
Kazuya took a deep breath and looked up at Celestia. The thousand-year-old Supreme MILF gave him a look so unbearably powerful that he forgot how to breathe.
She smiled. "Come, darling. We must begin your training immediately."
"Training for what exactly?" Kazuya asked, voice cracking.
Celestia chuckled. "The Way of the Supreme Touch."
Kazuya blinked. "The… what now?"
Celestia's expression became mysterious. "Tell me, my dear summoner… have you ever heard of the ancient art of MILF Handling?"
Kazuya choked. "WHAT?!"
Sylvara burst out laughing.
Even Bradimus, barely conscious, gasped. "The forbidden technique…"
Celestia nodded solemnly. "Indeed. It is an art lost to time. A discipline so powerful that only the most worthy may attempt to master it."
Kazuya took a slow step backward. "I feel like… this is a very dangerous path."
Celestia stepped closer. "Oh, absolutely."
And then—before he could react—she touched his chest.
BOOM.
Kazuya's entire body went stiff.
A rush of energy exploded through him, like he'd just been plugged into the universe itself.
His eyes glowed. His skin tingled. His very soul trembled.
His mind screamed.
SYSTEM MESSAGE: YOU HAVE AWAKENED A NEW ABILITY!
→ "SUPREME TOUCH – LEVEL 1" HAS BEEN UNLOCKED.
Kazuya's brain short-circuited. "W-WHAT THE HELL IS THIS?!"
Celestia smiled. "Lesson one… welcome to the world beyond."
Sylvara whistled. "Oh, you're screwed."
Bradimus wept. "Why can't it be me…?"
Step One: Understanding the Supreme Touch
Kazuya sat cross-legged in front of Celestia, who was gracefully sipping tea.
They were in a secluded training chamber deep within MILF Mountain. The walls were covered in ancient murals depicting… well, various MILFs doing vaguely mystical things.
Kazuya had questions. So many questions.
But first—
He checked his status.
KAZUYA - LEVEL 69 (nice)
CLASS: UNWILLING HERO
NEW ABILITY: SUPREME TOUCH - LEVEL 1
DESCRIPTION: THE LEGENDARY ART OF MILF HANDLING. CAN SOOTHE, STUN, OR STIMULATE WITH A SINGLE TOUCH. CAUTION: HIGHLY ADDICTIVE TO MILFS. USE WISELY.
Kazuya screamed internally.
"Alright," he muttered, rubbing his temples. "What the hell is this? Why do I have a skill that sounds like something out of a very questionable anime?"
Celestia smiled. "It is a rare and sacred ability, my dear. One that few can master. It allows you to interact with the energies of those who embody great maturity and beauty."
Kazuya narrowed his eyes. "That's just a fancy way of saying it only works on MILFs, isn't it?"
Celestia nodded. "Precisely."
Kazuya groaned. "Of course."
Sylvara grinned. "Okay, but what happens when he actually uses it?"
Celestia's smile grew devious. "Let's find out, shall we?"
Kazuya's stomach dropped.
Step Two: Practical Application (aka Kazuya's Downfall)
Celestia gestured forward. "Now, Kazuya. Place your hand on me."
Kazuya immediately froze. "Huh?"
Celestia tilted her head. "Come now. This is a hands-on lesson."
Kazuya's face turned red. "Yeah, I feel like this is a trap."
Celestia giggled. "Would I ever lead you astray?"
"Yes."
"Fair point. But still—touch my hand."
Kazuya hesitated. "Just… my hand, right?"
Celestia smirked. "For now."
Sylvara was literally vibrating. "This is the best thing I've ever witnessed."
Bradimus was biting his sleeve in jealousy.
Kazuya, reluctantly, reached forward.
The moment he made contact—
SPARKS.
A pulse of energy exploded between them.
Celestia shivered. "Oho~ Now that is a fine start."
Kazuya yanked his hand away. "What the hell just happened?!"
Celestia smiled. "Your Supreme Touch is awakening. Already, your mere presence is… quite stimulating."
Bradimus let out a wounded noise.
Sylvara wheezed. "Kazuya, you're literally MILF kryptonite now!"
Kazuya felt cold sweat. "I— I don't want this power!"
Celestia's eyes gleamed. "But it wants you."
Kazuya internally screamed.
Step Three: Field Testing
Celestia stood, her expression unreadable. "There's only one way to truly test this ability."
Kazuya gulped. "I… I don't like where this is going."
Celestia smirked. "You must use it in battle."
Kazuya blinked. "Wait. What?"
BOOM.
The doors slammed open.
A giant shadow loomed.
A warrior MILF with rippling muscles and a battle axe the size of a car stepped forward.
She grinned. "Ah. Fresh meat."
Kazuya paled. "WHO IS THAT?!"
Celestia sipped her tea. "Your opponent, dear. Now, use your ability on her."
Kazuya turned to the seven-foot MILF gladiator who was cracking her knuckles.
"COME HERE, BOY."
Kazuya's soul left his body.
Sylvara howled. "OH MY GOD, HE'S GONNA DIE."
Bradimus was on his knees. "IF HE WON'T, LET ME!"
Kazuya took one last breath—
And ran for his life.
Celestia simply chuckled.
The training had only just begun.
TO BE CONTINUED…