PREVIOUSLY ON MILF MOUNTAIN ARC:
🔥 Kazuya and the squad learned about the GIGA-MILF, the most powerful MILF in existence.
🔥 The MILF Oracle revealed that she is trapped in an ancient body pillow.
🔥 Now, they must find The One Who Watches All, the mysterious creator of the pillow.
AND NOW… THE CHAOS CONTINUES!
A LEGENDARY JOURNEY BEGINS
Kazuya stared at the map.
"So, let me get this straight."
"The most powerful MILF in history… is sealed inside a freaking dakimakura."
"And to save her, we need to track down some weirdo called 'The One Who Watches All'?"
Lady Ravynne nodded. "Correct."
Bradimus grinned. "Bro, this is our most important mission yet."
Sylvara crossed her arms. "This sounds like absolute nonsense."
Grandma Prime cleared her throat.
👵 "Legends say that The One Who Watches All resides in the forbidden realm known as... 'The Basement of No Return.'"
Kazuya: "…That sounds sketchy as hell."
Bradimus: "Bro, it sounds like an anime fan's bedroom."
Grandma Prime ignored them. "It is said that this being possesses knowledge of all MILFs past, present, and future."
"Only through their guidance can we retrieve the Sacred Body Pillow."
Kazuya sighed. "Great. Another ridiculous adventure."
THE JOURNEY TO THE BASEMENT OF NO RETURN
🔥 The squad set out on their quest.
🏔️ Through the Cursed Forums of Lost Takes…
📜 Past the Scrolls of Dub vs. Sub Wars…
💻 Across the Fields of Eternal Anime Debates…
And finally—
🏠 They arrived at the legendary Basement of No Return.
It was… a regular-looking house.
Bradimus: "Bro, this just looks like an average dude's basement."
Lady Ravynne: "Do not be deceived."
Sylvara: "Something about this place feels… cursed."
Kazuya gulped. "Alright, let's just get this over with."
He knocked on the door.
CREEEAAAAK.
The door slowly opened on its own.
🔥 Dramatic music. 🔥
Bradimus: "Yooo, this is some horror movie-type sh*t."
They stepped inside.
The basement was dark, cold, and filled with glowing monitors.
Stacks of anime figures.
Posters of MILFs from every known timeline.
An entire MILF research station.
Kazuya: "…This place is giving me secondhand cringe."
And then—
A mysterious figure sat in a throne made of gaming chairs.
A hooded being with glowing glasses.
They slowly turned to face the intruders.
👓 "So… you finally found me."
🔥 The One Who Watches All has appeared! 🔥
THE ONE WHO WATCHES ALL
Kazuya: "Alright, mysterious basement dweller, we need some answers."
The hooded figure smirked.
👓 "You seek the Sacred Body Pillow, don't you?"
Bradimus: "Bro, why does that sound so cursed?"
Sylvara: "Just tell us where it is."
The figure adjusted their glasses.
👓 "The Sacred Body Pillow… is not just an object."
👓 "It is a manifestation of ultimate MILF energy."
Kazuya: "…Okay, and?"
👓 "To retrieve it, you must complete... THE THREE TRIALS OF PEAK MILF WISDOM."
🔥 DUN DUN DUN. 🔥
Kazuya facepalmed. "Why does everything in this world come with dumbass trials?!"
The One Who Watches All ignored him.
👓 "Only those who truly understand MILF essence can claim the Sacred Pillow."
"Fail… and you shall be lost in the basement forever."
Lady Ravynne: "We accept."
Kazuya: "Wait, wait, wait—I didn't agree to this yet!"
Too late.
The room shook violently.
👓 "THE FIRST TRIAL… BEGINS NOW!"
🔥 TO BE CONTINUED… 🔥