Readers beware, the following stuff might be a bit too violent for some people.
I should have known that there would be limitations.
Limitations to what I would know.
Just because I was somewhat of a geek and a hardcore reader of the story didn't mean that I was omniscient.
Just as a wise person once said, 'The world is a large place and there are too many bitches out there for you to stay single at this age.'
Alas that guy caught Chlamydia in his research or you can say he sacrificed himself for his study, but the thought remains… where was I again?
"Ahhh!"
Yes! That I don't know much about this world.
Who would have thought that my new stepmother would make me take drastic steps and who would have known that my dead father would garner a fantastic buddy that has such a great thirst for vengeance.
"Ahh! AHHH!"
But overall… all of those are happening and now I'm cursing my luck. Still it is through sheer effort and work that I-
"AHhh! PLEase!"