"HUH? What do you mean I'm trending again?"
"Exactly what I said. A video of you surfaced last night and well...we found you on Twitter hot topics today."
"And it's a global phenomenon, Luke. You're a global topic. Look at it!" Iris beams handing me her phone so I can read the caption written on top of my picture.
"Green-eyed fox daddy with muscle? Sign me up for this booktok adventure!" I read it out loud.
A snort comes from either Tim or Paul but I ignore it. Iris takes her phone back from me, her eyes ogling at my picture as she zooms on it.
"It looks exactly like the real thing. Wait no, your real muscle is better, especially when you bite on it. How can you look so hot and cold at the same time? I'm gonna let the book girlies have fun with you because homey, you look exactly like our fantasies."
"Iris."
"Hold on, look at this AI cover. Ahh, someone made you into a mafia lord. Look, look at you. You look saucy. I wouldn't mind you flipping my insides out with your co—"
