Chapter 290: Boss, Are You Disrupting Me?
"Wuwuwu!"
"I was supposed to be the doctor!"
Seeing Nojiko taking over his job, Chopper hid outside, looking very upset.
This sight made everyone laugh.
"Captain, I..."
After being rescued, Robin felt deeply ashamed and kept her head lowered, unable to look Uchiha Yi in the eyes.
"You can explain this to Nojiko, Vivi, Chopper, and that duck."
Uchiha Yi waved his hand dismissively, interrupting her words.
It was Nojiko who had taken Robin aboard the ship out of sympathy. Uchiha Yi had simply agreed to Nojiko's request.
If anyone should be apologizing, it should be those who genuinely cared about Robin.
As for Uchiha Yi, he didn't feel much emotion about Robin's departure.
Maybe it was because after experiencing so much, people became more realistic and cold.
For things that didn't matter much, he wasn't particularly concerned.
"You all go back to Judicial Island."
"Once you have the Devil Fruit, leave quickly!"
"If anything happens, don't blame me for not warning you!"
"Kalifa stays. She'll be my secretary from now on."
"The rest can leave."
With just a few words, Uchiha Yi sent the CP9 members on their way.
He didn't feel the need to explain anything.
With the Devil's Contract in place, they just had to follow his orders.
"Yes!"
Unable to resist Uchiha Yi's orders, Lucci, Bruno, and Kaku immediately left on a small boat.
"Kalifa, go get the Five Elders' Den Den Mushi."
"By the way, as my secretary, remember to wear black stockings."
After a quick rest, Uchiha Yi had something else to do. He gave Kalifa, his newly appointed secretary, her task.
"Boss, are you trying to disrupt me?"
Kalifa protested stubbornly.
"Got it!"
"Next time, I promise!"
Uchiha Yi chuckled and replied.
"Hmph!"
Seeing Uchiha Yi's casual response, Kalifa snorted and went to get the Den Den Mushi.
"Yi, I didn't know you liked this kind of thing!"
Watching Uchiha Yi tease Kalifa, Nojiko said with a slightly resentful look in her eyes.
"No! You misunderstood!"
"Actually, I also like to see Nojiko in a swimsuit!"
"And Vivi in a maid outfit!"
"Robin in a bikini!"
Uchiha Yi, upon hearing the comments, straightened his face and explained seriously.
"Captain, what about me! What about me!?"
As soon as Uchiha Yi finished speaking, Chopper, realizing he wasn't included, immediately grew anxious and asked.
"Pfft…"
"Hahaha!"
The innocent Chopper didn't understand the adult world. His comment broke the mood, causing everyone to burst into laughter.
Chopper didn't understand why they were laughing, but since everyone was so happy, he couldn't help but laugh too.
Soon, Kalifa returned with the Den Den Mushi and dialed the number for Mary Geoise.
"Moshi moshi!"
"Satansheng, how's the situation over there?"
When the call connected, the Den Den Mushi transformed into the image of Topman Walchuli—one of the Five Elders—with a bald head, two thin mustaches, and a birthmark on his forehead.
"Are you one of the Five Elders?"
Uchiha Yi asked casually.
"Who are you? Why is Satansheng's Den Den Mushi in your hands?"
Topman Walchuli was stunned, unable to comprehend the situation.
He couldn't imagine that Satansheng, one of the Five Elders, could be in trouble. His first instinct was that one of Satansheng's subordinates must have dialed the number.
"It's me, listen carefully!"
"I'm Monkey D. Luffy!"
"The man who's going to be the Pirate King!"
"I'm waiting at the Holy Land. Soon, I'll kick all of you out!"
With a mischievous tone, Uchiha Yi introduced himself, then hung up the phone.
"Click!"
The phone was hung up, leaving Topman Walchuli completely confused. He didn't understand anything from the conversation.
"Who is Monkey D. Luffy?"
He looked around, seeking answers from the other Five Elders.
"Idiot!"
"Monkey D. Luffy is that guy Garp's grandson!"
"But that's not the main point!"
"Satansheng is probably in trouble!"
"The person who just called is most likely Uchiha Yi!"
One of the Five Elders scolded Topman Walchuli, exasperated at his stupidity.
Their expressions grew serious, realizing that Uchiha Yi calling meant their plan had failed!
It was unthinkable that after deploying so much power, they failed to capture a rookie pirate!
Had Joy Boy appeared already?
The prophecy wasn't supposed to come true just yet!
And Uchiha Yi didn't seem to have inherited the Nika Fruit power, so what went wrong?
The Five Elders couldn't figure it out.
Now, they had no choice but to call Emu-sama for help!
"Uchiha Yi calling us must have a purpose!"
"We need to understand the situation before reporting to Emu-sama!"
One of the Five Elders suggested.
"Agreed!"
Everyone nodded in agreement.
Thus, Topman Walchuli dialed the number again.
"Moshi moshi!"
"I'm Monkey D. Luffy, the man who's going to be the Pirate King!"
"I'm waiting at the Holy Land. I'm coming to kick you all out!"
Knowing this was the Five Elders' phone, Uchiha Yi decided to continue his prank by repeating the exact same words.
And just like before, he hung up the phone.
"Damn it!"
"Screw you, Monkey D. Luffy!"
After just two calls, Topman Walchuli could not get rid of the incredibly frustrating words in his mind.
He was furious, having never been so insulted in his life.
"Let me try!"
Shepherd Ten Bit, a blond, bearded Five Elder, stepped forward.
He took the Den Den Mushi from Topman Walchuli, dialed the number, and spoke directly.
"Uchiha Yi!"
"Can we speak properly now?"
Having learned from the previous two ridiculous calls, Shepherd Ten Bit skipped the nonsense and got straight to the point.
"Sure!"
"What do you want to say?"
After playing this prank a couple of times, Uchiha Yi wasn't interested in continuing.
He responded coolly, ready for a real conversation.
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