"I've seen lots of people act all high and mighty because they're old, but it's my first time seeing someone make the Heavenly Master give up his seat for them. She must not know how the word 'death' is written!"
"Heavenly Master: HAHAHAHA! Guys, I just got back to Qingyun Mountain after parting ways with King Yan and Oxhead and Horseface, and some old lady starts bullying me. You think I'm not gonna tell my buddy King Yan about this?"
"So you're scamming me today, no worries, tomorrow I'll have Black and White Impermanence standing at your bedside! Dare to move?"
"This old lady, seems like she snatched the Heavenly Master's bank card in a video? Y'all guess how much money was in that card?"
"Who knows! But if it's something the Heavenly Master carries with him, it's probably not a small amount!"
