Chapter 442: Limited Tsukuyomi
After Kakashi used Flying Raijin to leave, Naruto and Sasuke exchanged a knowing glance and shared a sly smile. One in Nine-Tails Chakra Mode and the other in Tenseigan Chakra Mode, they flew toward the battlefield on the ground.
...
In the world of Limited Tsukuyomi.
Haneda opened his eyes, awakening from sleep. He knew Obito had cast a genjutsu on him to temporarily control him, but Haneda could wake up anytime, so he wasn't concerned.
In fact, Haneda was curious about the world Obito had prepared.
As he got out of the incredibly comfortable bed and blankets, he casually put on the clothes hanging on the rack, draped on his Hokage robe, tidied himself up, and prepared to step outside.
A knock came at the door, and when he opened it, he was greeted by a figure in a maid outfit wearing an orange mask.
Haneda couldn't hold back and stepped back half a pace, exclaiming, "You, you, you—what are you doing? You went to such lengths to trap me? This doesn't suit us, Obito!"
"Lord Hokage, I've admired you for so long as a high school girl~" Maid Obito said, carrying a breakfast tray as he stepped toward Haneda.
Haneda quickly backed away, eventually getting cornered against the wall.
He couldn't hold it anymore. Smashing through the wall with a punch, he ran out of the house in a hurry.
This house, he couldn't stay even for a second!
Ahem…
Although Maid Obito had a nice figure and a pleasant voice...
But all of this was fake! It was an assault on the eyes!!
As soon as Haneda stepped out, the city in front of him caught his attention.
Skyscrapers filled the modernized space, completely different from the rural village of Konoha. It resembled the world before he transmigrated, yet it was distinctly different.
People walked along the streets, their clothing fluctuating between traditional and modern styles.
Unchanging was the smile on the faces of young people strolling down the streets.
Suddenly, a yellow figure flashed by—it was Minato.
Wearing a delivery outfit with a bold yellow logo, he was carrying takeout bags shaped in square boxes.
"Hello, your delivery is here, please check it," Minato said.
Before Haneda could react, the takeout was already in his hands.
Minato, true to his reputation as the fastest man in the ninja world, vanished in the blink of an eye.
But not even a second later, he reappeared, smiling, "Don't forget to leave a five-star review, thank you."
In another flash, he was gone again.
Haneda: "..."
He thought to himself, That's one way to ensure great reviews… Haneda reached into his pocket, intending to take out his phone, and to his surprise, he actually pulled it out.
Turning it on, a green chat box popped up.
"Konoha's Top Technician: I ordered breakfast for you, don't forget to eat, and remember not to be late."
Konoha's Top Technician? Who could that be?
Haneda swiped the screen, and a profile picture of Kakashi appeared next to the username.
Remembering Maid Obito trying to deliver him breakfast earlier, Haneda shuddered. Could there be more crossdressers?
Instinctively, Haneda turned back, meeting Obito's eyes beneath the tiger-striped yellow mask:
"Haneda-kun~ what's that in your hands? It better not be takeout from that nasty woman!"
Shivering at the mention of "nasty woman," Haneda instinctively thought of Kakashi. He gasped and decided he absolutely could not meet Kakashi!
But first things first…
He had to get away from Maid Obito!!!
Haneda took off running, passing the police station, where he heard a voice singing in an operatic tone.
"Recalling those years, the tears never dry~"
Tobirama was dancing in front of the police station…
"Yo~ the innately evil Uchiha brat, I shall personally… match you with a good partner~"
"…" Haneda was speechless. Why were there so many bizarre scenes?
What kind of ridiculous Limited Tsukuyomi had Obito created?!
Haneda glanced back and noticed that Obito was gone, exhaling a sigh of relief.
He approached Tobirama, who was singing and dancing, and curiously asked, "Second Hokage, what are you doing here?"
Tobirama grinned maliciously, "Of course, I'm monitoring the innately evil Uchiha as they work hard."
"I specifically became the captain of the police force just to whip every Uchiha into shape!"
"Uchiha brat, you're the Fifth Hokage, aren't you? Get back to work!!"
"Otherwise, I'll personally… match you with a good partner~"
!!!
Suddenly, Haneda spotted familiar Mangekyo Sharingan eyes behind Tobirama, and Tobirama sweetly said:
"Haneda-kun~ I've been watching you all along~"
Before Obito could finish, Haneda had already vanished.
Every time, he instinctively used Flying Raijin without knowing where it would take him.
This time, he landed in the familiar Hokage office.
Shikaku, lounging in the Hokage chair with his legs crossed, arrogantly stared at Haneda:
"Hurry up and retire, lazy bum. Once I assassinate you, the Sixth Hokage position will be mine, hehe!"
Shikaku released his shadow to trap Haneda.
From behind a mountain of paperwork, a gentle voice called out:
"Shikaku, if you disrupt my work again, I'll quit!"
Tsunade's flat chest and youthful, delicate face emerged.
Even Tsunade's usual fierce threats seemed soft and cute in this Limited Tsukuyomi world, as if she were pouting.
Haneda marveled at it.
Woof woof woof!!
Suddenly, footsteps echoed outside the office door. With a creak, the door opened.
Shisui and Itachi, both wearing Hokage robes, walked in, each holding a leash attached to a dog.
But this dog was peculiar—it had a face that looked like an old acquaintance…
Perhaps because the main characters had arrived, Shikaku quickly withdrew his shadow, but he accidentally dropped the kunai in his hand onto the ground.
Shisui sternly commanded, "Pick it up!"
???
Shikaku and Haneda were both puzzled.
"I told you to pick up the kunai! Point it at the Fifth Hokage if you dare!"
Shikaku sternly refused, "Without the Fifth Hokage to back you up, you'll regret it!"
Shisui shouted, "Shikaku, I am the Hokage!!"
Watching from the side, Haneda felt a strange sense of déjà vu.
Always advocating for internal harmony, Haneda tried to change the subject:
"Uh, Shisui, why are you and Itachi walking a dog in here?"
Shisui smiled, "Fifth Hokage, you forgot? This is Old Dog Danzo!"
Shisui patted Old Dog Danzo on the head, and it barked happily, looking content.
Haneda finally understood why the dog seemed familiar—it really was Danzo…
"…"
He suddenly felt a bit of satisfaction. What was wrong with him?
Itachi smiled and asked, "Why didn't you visit Kakashi today, Haneda-senpai?"
At the thought of Kakashi possibly crossdressing, Haneda shivered and quickly said:
"I was planning to send Naruto and Sasuke to school. I'll be off now! See you later!"
Once again, Haneda used Flying Raijin, as expected, landing at the entrance of the ninja academy.
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(T/N: I need bleach to clean my head. And now I know why Haneda doesn't have any girlfriend.)