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Chapter 218 - No! Not The Bees! NOT THE BEES! AHHHHH!

POV Rio

I had to pause for a few minutes to double-check the results. Then once I fully understood I was still baffled.

'Why are there so many bee-related items? At this point, I wouldn't be surprised if that mystery box contained Dr. Bees. I am a little scared about the damage Dr. Bees would cause. He isn't technically a villain. He is technically a hero, but he doesn't help that much. Maybe I should see if today is International Bring A Sh*t Ton Of Bees To Work Day.'

I checked, and it seemed that wasn't until March 10th.

'Okay, I guess it was a coincidence. I guess I can equip all of these items on someone and make a bee-themed Superhero. Or, more likely, a super villain. Yeah, I think I will leave the Beezooka, Bee Gun, Briefcase Full Of Bees, and Summon Beehive Spell to myself. I will also keep the Roosevelt Valor, Hevnoraak, Almighty Five Sights: Spectator, and the Magic Piano. Though I will likely gift them to others. The only one I might keep is the Magic Piano. The Stone Plate means I have collected 12 out of the needed 18 plates. I will just activate the Minecraft Expansion now.'

Once the Minecraft Expansion was used, I moved on to the next items.

'I will hold on to Avarice and Generosity for now, but I think I can use them to massively increase my power in a hopefully short amount of time. With all the deaths happening across the Universe, I can have a Clone focus on a battle and collect the Experience from the deaths. Then I can absorb the Experience later on. Now, as for the Ultimatrix, I will keep it, and then I will give the Omnitrix to someone else. They can go join the Teen Titans. The real trouble will be finding the right candidate. I think a Summon could be picked, but I also think a civilian would work as well. The Complete Move Manual can just be added to the Royal Library. I will use the Head Patting Skill Book.'

{Head Patting lvl: 1/100

0/100

The User Can Pat The Heads Of Other Beings. The Higher The Skill Level, The More Comfortable It Feels. Improves The Moods Of Those Given Head Pats By 2%. Increases Your Friendship Or Friendly Value With All Creatures That Are Patted By 1%. At Max Level, Head Pats Become Irresistable. Effects On Creatures That Are Animalistic Increase The More Animal Related They Are Up To A Max Of 5x Effects. Has Decreased Effects If The Target Is Hostile. }

'Hmm, it's pretty good. Not all that good for combat, but it can at least make others happy. Now for the techs. The Long-Range Mineral Scanner Schematics, Federation Brainwashing Technique, Cybernetic/Implant Technology, and Omnidroids can be sent to the Science Division. I will send the Cow Plant seeds to Orochimaru to be studied. I should check up on the progress of the FEV research. I can send the 5 Harrowers to Tex for integration into the Navy. I can send the Schematics over as well, and they can decide if it would be of any worth for us going forward. I doubt it would, but you never know. Then I can decide when to use the Mystery Box later.'

The next items were the location items.

'The Watchtower can be placed in orbit. It can act as the space station of this system. Alto Mare can be placed somewhere on the coast. Perhaps in North America? The Great Tomb of Nazarick can be placed in Sanctuary. Canterlot can be placed near the Rocky Mountains. Minas Tirth is already a major city in Europe, and Equestria most resembles North America. Lastly, Hyrule Castle can be placed on Crete or anywhere Zelda wants it to be placed. She might decide to place in Constantinople. Especially since it was renamed from Istanbul. Oh, and I can just hold on to the knowledge of the Room With A Moose. I know I will never go there if I can help it.'

I shuddered with he image of the Moose in that room. The last group was the summons, which was fewer this time.

'I won't even mess with Discord as I don't see what he could bring to the table. A Neutral being is not that useful. Mokuba can be sent to Kaiba as a Christmas present. Itachi can be Shisui's present. Mokuba won't be needed for much of anything. Itachi can assist with security or maybe Espionage. Otherwise, they are only somewhat useful. At least he has an Eternal Mangekyō Sharingan. As for Tiamat, she is quite strong, but she will do what I do with most dragons. She will be sent to Mars to live with the others. If she wants to do something, she can, but other than fighting, she might be a teacher. She is supposedly ancient.'

Once I looked over all the items, I sent them off to where they needed to go. I decided against using any background customizers as it was no longer necessary. The first summon was Tiamat. In a flash of light, a 30-feet tall and 18-feet wide dragoness appears with five heads of varying colors.

Tiamat: "Oh, so this is what I signed up for?"

Rio: "Greetings, I am Rio Magus."

Tiamat: "And the Dragon Lord. Hmm, I suppose this is better than having my soul ripped to shreds by the gods. So what is it you need me to do?"

Rio: "Uh, honestly, not much. I will have a home for you made, and you will just live with the other dragons. I am not sure what you can do."

Tiamat: "Well, I am the Dragon Queen, the lord of the Chromatic Dragons, the scourge of heroes. And a few other titles. But to be honest, I haven't fought in a few millennia. I took a nap, and suddenly, it was over 2000 years later. I am knowledgeable about a few things, but honestly, I spent most of my time ignoring the affairs of others. Especially after my younger years."

Rio: "What happened during your younger years?"

Tiamat: "Well, I tried to subjugate some worlds and even fought some great heroes. But the several attempts all ended in failure, and I nearly paid the price each time. So, after one too many failures, I decided to change my ways. I took my hoard and flew to an area so isolated that I wasn't disturbed for over 2000 years."

Rio: "If you don't mind me asking, how did you die?"

I sense a great amount of shame and embarrassment.

Tiamat: "Uh, I sort of had my title as Dragon God taken for being too lazy. Then I decided to prove them wrong and went out to plunder some wealth. But I, uh, had a cramp and fell out of the sky. The fall killed me."

I pause a moment and contemplate that. I wasn't even sure how to respond to that.

Rio: "I, um, sorry for your loss."

Tiamat: "You are not going to laugh?"

Rio: "No, I think you have suffered enough. But that doesn't explain what you can do."

Tiamat: "Cough. Well, I can kill stuff? Uh, I can be your mate, I guess. I mean, you don't look like a Dragon, but as Dragon Lord, you meet my minimum requirements for a mate."

I raise an eyebrow at her claims.

Rio: "You don't sound very confident in anything you just said."

Tiamat: "Uh, well, that's because I am not that confident in my combat skills, and I have never had a mate before, so I am not sure what else I can offer. I have been told many times that I am a very attractive Dragoness. But most that have claimed that were doing so when I was about to kill them, so I am not sure if they were lying to me. But I think I look very attractive. I mean, not just any dragon can claim to have been a dragon god. And I have 5 heads. Which I have been told is better than 1."

Rio: "Uh, thanks for the offer, but I am dealing with enough marriage proposals already, and I don't need more. That, and we literally just met. But if you think of anything you want to do, you can just let me know, and I will see if it can be done."

I leave her with Paarthunax and then send off Mokuba and Itachi. They were left with Seto and Shisui, respectively. I didn't want to bother them as I knew they had a lot to catch up on. Once I was certain they were fine, I left and checked to make sure the Cat In The Hat had left. They were only summoned for a few weeks. The damage they caused was not my problem as it was only a problem for Hydra and the Federalists of the USA. I also gave Lex Luthor access to the Watchtower, as I figured he would be the best person to review the space station. Then, I went over my schedule for the coming weeks.

'Hmm, ah, the school visit is tomorrow. I will fuse the Tectonic Plates on the 9th. Queen Mera wanted to have a meeting on the 10th. The French President wants to meet me on the 12th. Then Chrysalis has her school play on the 15th. I have a visit to the Orphanage with Santa scheduled for the 20th. The birthday ball is on the 23rd. I'm still upset I couldn't cancel it or get out of it. This will be the first Hearths Warming at the palace this year. I have that meet and greet on the 30th of December. Then I need to be there for the New Year's Celebration in the capital. Then, I have to balance all of that with my regular duties. Well, this will be quite a busy month. But I should manage.'

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Authors Note:

Tiamat's suggestion is more of a joke, so don't take it seriously. I decided against writing about Seto and Mokuba's reunion as it wasn't going to be very interesting. It's the same with Itachi. The only thing would be the obvious request to summon Sasuke. The last paragraph was to give you a reference for future chapters. Also, RIP Live Action Cat In The Hat. He will probably not be missed. And no, the Room Of The Moose is never safe to enter. PSA: Do NOT approach Moose; they are very dangerous. They will annihilate you if you so much as breathe the same air as them. Until next time Ciao.

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